FBI admits it "accidentally" destroyed Hunter Biden's laptop.
(americaslastlineofdefense.com)
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Just saw that, wtf haha. I just replaced my whoopee cushion with a Queefblaster 9000 model. Totally realistic. lmao
“We had the laptop in the ‘Bigfoot Department’, which is where we keep all the stuff we know is absolute bullshit, but pretend to look at anyway. A tourist group was coming through the outer hallway, and was erroneously led into the room with ‘Mr. Biden’s’ computer. The group included both actors Micheal J. Fox and Kelsey Grammar, who suddenly suffered attacks of their unfortunate medical conditions simultaneously.
“My Fox smashed the device off a table and repeatedly struck it, causing it to shatter, while Mr. Grammar’s irritable bowel syndrome afforded him to explosively defecate for over ten minutes on the pieces. It is completely unrecoverable.”
This is the best writing I’ve seen on the internet in ages.
Its ok Giuliani has a copy if they need one 😂
Any of you ever accidentally destroy a laptop? Me neither.
What about accidentally 93MB of .rar files?
How do you accidently destroy a laptop? I see hammers and cloths being involved.
Ask hillary. She's good at shit like that.
It was just bad judgement bro /s. She did not mean to do it.
Well i know that. The beer cans always seemed to fall out of my car on the way home when i was 16. Happens to all of us.
This should be marked as a shitpost.
This doesn’t seem like a news article. If I’m wrong, I apologize to the Washington Queefmaster Daily for my error.
haha
um guys?
Fuck -up bureau of investigations FBI. Funny, this seems to be a reoccurring theme.
Great source. SHill.
We need a satire flair
Reminds me of that scene in “the big easy” when Dennis Quaid throws a huge battery through a window...and his buddy in the evidence room at the police station sets it on the shelf next to a VHS tape of security footage....whoops?!
Satire site, I think?
The FBI . LET THAT HIT YOU. THEY ACCIDENTLY DESTROYED EVIDENCE. ACCOUNTABILITY.
When there are more satire sites than trustworthy news sites ....
Whoops, looks like we destroyed another laptop.