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trump2O2O 42 points ago +42 / -0

In all seriousness, I wonder if the media would report on Biden if he did have COVID?

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Modus_Pwninz 32 points ago +32 / -0

They didn't report on RBG's death until months after her death when a freezer went down and her corpse started to smell...

Allegedly...

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KrakenFurry 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yep, I have no doubt she was dead months before. The rolled her out to try and swing the election narrative to abortion rights. We called that one.

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2008RonPaul2012 4 points ago +4 / -0

Link??

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Honk4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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Immafancyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

But Covid is 10x more contagious than the common cold. If sleepy joe wearing a mask and washing his hands fifty times per day didn’t protect him from the common fucking cold, there’s no way it’ll protect him from COVID.

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SHALL_NOT 11 points ago +11 / -0

I doubt it. They’ll Weekend at Ruthie’s him or use a body double to get through inauguration. If he dies now, there are more obstacles to president Brown Hillary than if he dies after inauguration.

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FUshizzle 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nope....they learned their lesson with that shriveled up foreskin RGB

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FUshizzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

RBG

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FreeBased1 1 point ago +1 / -0

RGB, Alyssa milano halloween style

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DippedBeef 6 points ago +6 / -0

Negative. They withheld his ankle/dog-fucking incident for 24 hours.

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Mister-T 23 points ago +23 / -0

How the hell did he catch a cold? He always wears a mask and that's good enough for the coronavirus which is 20 million times more contagious. He probably has heart failure.

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louisiana_darling 5 points ago +5 / -0

On camera 😏

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BakedBlunts 21 points ago +23 / -2

I believe if Biden did actually die before January 20th, President Trump would automatically be declared the winner. I think only people who receive electoral college votes can be President. Kamala didnt receive any.

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KrakenFurry 24 points ago +24 / -0

She didn't get any primary votes either.

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BakedBlunts 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ayooo

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Trump_is_GEOTUS 6 points ago +6 / -0

This thread made me laugh so hard ... thanks guys! :)

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slangin_paint 4 points ago +4 / -0

She really blows

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NYRepublican72 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unfortunately, the 20th Amendment would make Cum-ala the President as the "VP Elect," assuming there was no challenge in Congress to the EC votes.

The 20th Amendment states that if a "President-Elect" can't take the oath of office after the EC meets, the VP-elect becomes President. The same fight in Congress to invalidate the EC vote must come first.

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BakedBlunts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmmm. Fuck that bih

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GoingCamaro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sauce, please.

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KEKocalypse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe it’s easier for them to kill him then go through tribunals

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MarcusAurelius 16 points ago +16 / -0

We were always seeing an attempt at a Harris presidency. The whole plan was that he would drop off a bunch of unpopular pardons and EO. Then resign.

Harris would then pardon him.

The media will just laugh out the rampant corruption around him, his son, and everyone near him as Russian disinformation and a "right wing conspiracy theories".

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ConTexYankee 14 points ago +14 / -0

Joe was never the candidate. Bought and sold white Harris was. Both can be controlled, but Harris has been bought and sold since her birth in politics. I have no respect for any woman that sleeps her way to the top.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden literally said, as a young man, that he went to the big donors and tried to prostitute himself, but they told him to come back when he's 40 because he's too young.

The man has also lied about every aspect of his life, and him and his son have spent decades selling the American people to enrich themselves.

Biden is every bit as bought as Harris, maybe moreso.

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is correct 👆

Joe was Trojan horse for Communism, Hobama’s husband was even caught on video before the election stating “here is the next President of the United States”

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HanginChad 13 points ago +14 / -1

Wow, you just blew my mind. You mean they might actually be installing an illegitimate, senile 78 year old man as president because his VP was the least favorite democrat and that's who they actually wanted to install and not because they expect him to stay there for the next 8 years?

Shit bro, the next thing you'll tell me that his kid is a corrupt criminal crack addict and the FBI knew it the whole time and they kept it from the public and released the info now just to make sure that he sticks to the script or else he won't be able to pardon him.

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KrakenFurry 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can you imagine trying to write the movie script for all this? Even 20 years from now. Insanity.

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random1999 4 points ago +4 / -0

20 years from now all dissent will have been wiped from the net. No studio would support a script that sounds as crazy as the reality we're living through.

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HanginChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dissent will be classified as a mental illness by a dude that had his dick chopped off because in his mind it should have been a vagina.

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HanginChad 4 points ago +4 / -0

The other day I was telling a friend that if I came up with a script a couple years ago that described what's been going on in the world in the past year it would be too far fetched for any movie. I'd be laughed at.

It blows my mind how utterly impossible the things that are happening are.

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KrakenFurry 5 points ago +5 / -0

We've jumped over so many sharks at this point... But it HAS to be recorded and remembered.

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Elcidcampeador12 9 points ago +9 / -0

Most likely it's all an act all orchestrated. They will fake his death. He will be disappeared to live out his life with his ill gotten wealth.

Then the media will start the drumming of orange man bad trying to deny the presidency to the first woman, first colored woman President.

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webthing 6 points ago +6 / -0

$5 says you're right

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FlamingButBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also calling it now: water is wet!

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clemdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

put this cunt on a ventilator now!

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webthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe got the Shanghai shivers

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Da11en47 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s a lie, we all know colds have been eradicated.

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DippedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

And what's with this asshole always coughing into his hand? Haven't his handlers told him that's not what their base agrees with?

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mcgruffthecrimedawgg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hope so. One less pedophile is a good thing.

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stonepony 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope. Won't be Covid or a disease.

The huge number of China related corruption stories dropping right after the election, are all the preface to bringing Joe down.

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MyPresidentOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden won’t be dead by Jan 20th. Weirdo

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TX2013 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he dies before he inauguration, she is not be President.

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NYRepublican72 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would be under the 20th Amendment, unless the challenge to the EC votes succeeds.

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Democrats hate Harris.

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Qbaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

She is a female Obummer on steroids and also not a citizen.

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tiredofwinning2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t be ignorant.... Covid is fake and it certainly doesn’t kill.

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Jeans 2 points ago +2 / -0

12 honking jeeps will lead his funeral procession

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

We could be so lucky as to have this happen.

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always have been.

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daisytrench 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kruschev had ‘a cold’ too, didn’t he, and then all of a sudden he was dead? And again with Gorbachev. Just a cold then bam, dead.

I may be getting the names wrong but yea, twice the USSR put it out that their leader just had a mild cold, nothing to worry about.

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Yawnz13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure everyone knew what was up when he announced Kamala as his VP. They're going to retire him one way or another and shoehorn her in.

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EIEIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he dies before January 20th, she does not become president.

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Auroraalpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

With all the Hunter stuff coming out, the corporate dems are desperate to push out Biden. Also, orobably get Buttgig as VP.

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random1999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else had a cold this year? If he did have Kung flu, they wouldn't fucking admit is anyway.

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Hanging_Chad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has Biden been vaccinated?

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ronaldcamillo123 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Kamala is Barry’s puppet.

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Sarrwell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get ready for a weekend at Bidens inauguration

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TheTuckerDiaries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harris/Clinton

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mostooge 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, G-d has given him every chance to repent. If he doesn't it's on him.

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FondueFerret 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he had it, we wouldn't hear about it. Heck, for all we know, he could've had it at any point he was campaigning aka hiding for days.

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Parabolical 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if they prevented him from receiving any treatment at all, he’d probably still be fine. It’ll be something else that kills him... that doesn’t mean they would pass up the chance to blame it on COVID however. Most likely their plan involves him stepping down alive and handing the reigns to his boss Kamalamadingdong.

I think if they feel they’re getting too close to losing, they wouldn’t mind killing him off to distract Americans from election fraud.

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teleomorph 0 points ago +1 / -1

Biden had a congested 'wet' cough.

I had covid and the cough was a 'dry' cough. No phlegm. The kind that makes that honking sound.