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posted ago by SittingJackFlash +197 / -0

President Trump, I BEG YOU, please do not do anything drastic until at least the 28th so she can safely get the fuck out of my house and back home before the blackout

President Trump, I BEG YOU, please do not do anything drastic until at least the 28th so she can safely get the fuck out of my house and back home before the blackout
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cptunicorn 7 points ago +7 / -0

tfw she reads tdw and catches tf outta you

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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TentePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the first glorious year without my liberal MIL, she tells my kids crazy shit, when my one kid was 5 she told him he should smoke weed. She gives them candy and tells them i am a bad person. Im so happy to have christmas without her.

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GreatFunana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had an aunt that did some shit like that. She loves my daughter, but she will NEVER see her again.

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ConTexYankee 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂

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CleanYourRoom 3 points ago +3 / -0

hunker down, invest in noise canceling headphones

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AZTrumpFan 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your sacrifice will be noted. Godspeed.

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Sicsempertyrannis76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Prayers pede

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MikeyDee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is your basement dry?

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KrakenFurry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh hey, yeah, lemme just make a call real quick and postpone the war for you. /s

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rancher 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's funny shit. My uncle said the exact thing to me last week. What if they shut down air ports while she is here? His mother in law not mine.

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TrumpsWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

No kidding! That would be horrible!

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4touchdownbundy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just get her drunk, sounds like fun!

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whitesmurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

20 years ago, my wife and i moved to a state where we had no family or friends. My mother in law just bought a house in town. Jesus give me strength.

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PresElectDeezNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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Arizona_pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just pork your old lady extra hard for good measure, lay down the law.

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PaleRyder 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel your pain. My outlaws were big blue hippos. Hell, father in law was a steward for cwa.....needless to say they have been red pilled. It took some time and work though.

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misterLahey 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is this a “pray for me” thread?