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doucheyllama 9 points ago +12 / -3

Mine said "Oogitty boogitty, where the white womyn at?"

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Mikon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even though I knew this was 100% fake I still checked my phone settings to see if emergency alerts were on and I’m not sure whether to get angry at OP or myself for this.

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GeneralFlynn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m gonna go check mine now, even though I saw the Shitpost flair first

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5thhorseman 9 points ago +9 / -0

fake, but not gay. LOL

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emredlark 4 points ago +4 / -0

LARP!!

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Fuckoffgoogle 3 points ago +6 / -3

Why is this funny to you? What’s funny about any of this bullshit?

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magamagashii 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was funny.

Obvious shitpost (as we all would have gotten it) so Im not sure if its people overseas who had to confirm its a shitpost or shills shitting their pants at the thought this could really happen.

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RiffFantastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess his alerts ran out of color.

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FreedomFlowerDelta 1 point ago +2 / -1

Saddle up......sounds like what Canadians would say

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FoxAintGotFriends -1 points ago +2 / -3

Where the fuck are you riding? To the corner store for some slim jims to shove up your orifices?