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Fitzimo 15 points ago +15 / -0

my whole schedule is fucked.

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JesusLovesTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Funny I just thought of this yesterday. Another reason for the lockdowns is to weaken us. Most people now are too lazy to even go grocery shopping.... can barely get the motivation to put in a food delivery order for dinner.

All part of the plan to make us soft an weak... then they can do the real attack when we least expect it.

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Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's like this video was made for this thread

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TrumpsWall 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never want to sleep again.

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Based_Robin_Hood 7 points ago +7 / -0

When I was in boot, I got put on fire watch so many times I'm used to it. Funny thing is I got too used to it. In my house, sleep just happens.

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Oldguard08 4 points ago +4 / -0

10 years later I still only sleep 4 hours at a time max 😶 I hardly drink but when I do I'm still programed to wake up 2 hours after going to sleep. Little did I know when I joined they would reprogram me with sleep deprivation and alcohol.🤷‍♂️

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neosin 3 points ago +3 / -0

accurate as fuck

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got my nap in while fam was hanging ornaments.

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JesusLovesTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need MAGA HULK to whip us into shape

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Phil_DeGraves 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fourth meal - peanut butter and banana sandwich with whole milk

BLASPHEMY! The Fourth Meal is TACO BELL! Obey the commercials to that effect! OBEY!!!!

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 1 point ago +1 / -0

What happens in the basement doesn't count.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like you need some motivation and a shave.

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22ct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tippy top shape!

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I quit smoking and vaping. I was starting to experience breathing problems.

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Redglair 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve already started: cucumber!

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AntiCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

IKR

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N900mixalot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah buddy

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Phil_DeGraves 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm drinking another Manhattan past 2AM. Don't look at me with that healthy diet and sleep talk!

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NadlerShartWaddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sleep?

I'll keep working overtime to help fund SNAP instead.