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Wizard_killer [S] 5 points ago +8 / -3

I’m just a pede trying to have a laugh in dark times. Don’t be paranoid about stupid shit. A real disinfo agent would at least try to be believable.

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Teqsan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Sorry, I’m a little out of date on my acronyms. Forgive this old redneck. What’s OP? And what is the source for this info? Please. I love the story, but I want to see more.

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Teqsan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you.

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Sever -5 points ago +2 / -7

That's not what a glowie is. Lol

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Sever -1 points ago +4 / -5

Pretty sure the OP is just fucking around being sarcastic. If not, then they are either dumb and desperately trying to spread disinfo, or dumb/crazy enough to actually believe this shit. lol

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Sever -3 points ago +1 / -4

Sounds like you are being too paranoid over an issue that doesn't matter. OP has even stated they are just messing around

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9moreyears 6 points ago +6 / -0

misspelled Thighland.

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atomchurch 5 points ago +5 / -0

I read about his. It was foretold in my barenstein bear books.

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +7 / -3

"MODS STICKY NOW!"

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Comeandgetthem 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want to live in this world

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bowlympicshero 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ok this gave me a slight chuckle, but is literally no better than CNN. Everybody knows Jeff Bezos sold his submarine to buy a gaggle of inter-dimensional elves.

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colonial113 2 points ago +2 / -0

She just can't help herself as it seems

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Teqsan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Hitler went to the middle earth in the center where all the cool shit is?

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colonial113 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yes, the dinosaurs are there

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Cowcutter 3 points ago +4 / -1

Most of that it true I hear. Hunter took three to the chest while banging Kamala and his niece on a pool table in the pool under the driveway next to the racket ball quart. Dr. Jill performed an emergency surgery so he should be fine after a day or 2 of rest on the couch in the jail rec room. Retarded!!!

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E_Sikorski 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤣

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Oggeo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Source: "Dude, trust me"

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Brainspore 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll have what OP is having, thanks!

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ziggy4U 1 point ago +1 / -0
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dykstra89 1 point ago +1 / -0

How big is this?

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9moreyears 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what she said.

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dykstra89 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no problem. I guarantee it

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sneaky428 1 point ago +1 / -0

God please let this be true

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colonial113 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would had loved a twist on the ISS as well, but not bad, 7 out of 5

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tedrosisafag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ypu forgot the flashing light emojis 🚨🚨🚨

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Drunkard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeff Sessions, undercover this whole time, foiled the whole plot by sticking bananas in someone's muffler

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TrumpWonByAlot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Lol if this were happening how tf would you find out

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Comeandgetthem 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it better than your submarine?

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9moreyears 1 point ago +1 / -0

and it smells like Stephen Hawking's vomit.