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slag 11 points ago +11 / -0

Winter storm. DC was looking at closing yesterday before it hit, delayed a bit. Not surprised.

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Random_Aussie 4 points ago +4 / -0

TBF, that's what they would say. Still doesn't prove anything though.

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slag 3 points ago +3 / -0

They could also be trying to steal our precious bodily fluids.

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zoomerboy99 9 points ago +12 / -3

According to a source close to the White House, your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post

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jubyeonin 14 points ago +15 / -1

And according to another source, if you upvote my comment, you will have a nice day someday.

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FaultyCircuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

According to my super secret source, your upvotes gave me inspiration to comment and have a nice day.

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

how about i win the lottery

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sources say, "very doubtful."

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Dave___Smith 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not taking any chances. Take that lefties

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letrain 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure he just didn't tell several people to go home and enjoy the holidays?

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MrMcGreenGenes 5 points ago +5 / -0

Insurrection Act about to kick in, bois. Imagine a bunch of entrenched deep state are about to have a really bad day and they'll be calling Antifa in for support. Buckle the fuck up.

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Nekroziz 8 points ago +9 / -1

SCOTUS is still pending with Trump’s lawsuits.

Kraken is forensic auditing

Who said Biden would concede, still waiting on HRC to concede

Durham I’m OOTL

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Goozmania 6 points ago +7 / -1

Indefinitely pending, until they can say "You filed too late" Zzzzz

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Nekroziz 5 points ago +6 / -1

Man, the black pilling is tough around here. What do we do then?

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MrMcGreenGenes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking of joining an armed million-MAGA militia setting up camp around the capitol around Inauguration Day.

You even game, bro? Try World of Tanks. Minecraft is child's play.

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Brundlefly78 2 points ago +3 / -1

Doomers gonna doom

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Loc12 4 points ago +4 / -0

It has 11 siren emojis so must be true right

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FaultyCircuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sirens have spoken

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Dave___Smith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who is she?

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COnDEMnED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which came first? I assumed the 4chan post was parroting this unconfirmed report

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Lautruch3 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Dutch name "Van der Steel" literally means "Of the Steal" Irony or Coincidence?

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StrangeLilFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd be more enthused if it wasn't a week before Christmas. And I'd just nothing more than a bunch of swamp creatures in cuffs with jingle bells.

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Iowaperson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude the swamp wants to cancel Christmas, so whats to say Papa wont just make their dreams come true?

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BlancheNegre 1 point ago +3 / -2

Source: literally who on twitter

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FaultyCircuit 2 points ago +2 / -0

The source is the person tweeting it probably

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stoic_troll 0 points ago +2 / -2

So the 4chan larp might not be a larp? https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/297118742/

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Natethegreat 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah cause washington dc has never had snow before. Use your head

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