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Gadaffi [S] 954 points ago +956 / -2

The best part is, none of these rabid anti-Trumpers realize that they "liked" the page and don't understand why they keep seeing my posts. I call them "My wicked liberal sons and daughters".

Edit: If you address my wicked liberal sons and daughters, please refer to them as your "wicked liberal brothers and sisters". Only I get to call them my children.

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Doctor_Gonzo 544 points ago +545 / -1

Absolute M A D L A D

Your dedication to the bit is truly astounding.

You are a Titan among memers

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V2020 199 points ago +199 / -0

The “long troll”. It’s badass trolling commitment.

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Nslauer 92 points ago +92 / -0

“My wicked liberal sons and daughters” - Right on the money.

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Onemoretime11 25 points ago +25 / -0

My communist sons and daughters has a nice ring to it as well

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USA-dude-69 23 points ago +23 / -0

Our shit posters are the best at slow roasting, aren’t they folks?

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

The crockpot of trolling.

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ThatGuyWithThatThing 9 points ago +9 / -0

Mmmmm slow roasted my favorite

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Followdamoolah2 33 points ago +33 / -0

Long Troll might be my new screen name when I forget login info. Thanks for the idea!

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ginpunk 119 points ago +119 / -0

Tom Cruise shouts in your general direction....with love.

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rossiFan 7 points ago +8 / -1

But then how long until he's shut down by cuckerberg?

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Chopper_Pilot 1 point ago +2 / -1

it only takes one good view of it to correct the brain! You see we here are trying to correct the behavior before it escalates to a form of sexual harassment -- crowder911

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 154 points ago +155 / -1

Fuck that. I’m going to the page to contribute to the chaos!

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Darkheartisland 33 points ago +39 / -6

Username checks out

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MikeBravo 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll follow you over..lol

The mods somehow approved my request to join "Chris Matthews Rocks" FB page. I wreaked havoc for over a year.

I think they booted when the got tired of me posting facts to their "Trump is evil" posts.....plus, pretty sure they got tired of me calling them "racists" and "fascists'"

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Doth 7 points ago +7 / -0

CHAOS VULT!

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MAGAMAN4EVA 111 points ago +112 / -1

Why blur names? This ain't gay Reddit, fuck em.

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

This. These people would never extend the same liberty to us. We need to stop giving a fuck.

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ImFinallyNotAnAlt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Because we’ve all been trained over the course of many years and it is ingrained. Not that I am either for or against blurring names from FB depending on the issue, just speaking in general.

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PikachuJohnson -3 points ago +4 / -7

Because, for better or worse, we don’t want to dox commies because we’re actually decent people. Doxxing is what the oddly fascist “anti”-fascists do.

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PikachuJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the record, I agree with you lol.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commies are not people they deserve everything they get.

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hzuiel 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is no point, if anyone goes to this guys facebook page they can see all the names of the people right there.

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JollyPop 49 points ago +49 / -0

So much worthiness thou shall be named Lord Worthington 😊

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vexiel 27 points ago +27 / -0

God's speed my good man. lol

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to do something like this on Twitter, only stay incognito to plant the seed that the only way America can truly move past its legacy of slavery and racism is to expel all the former confederate states from the union.

You can’t tell me a ton of liberals wouldn’t support the idea.

I mean, if they expelled the confederate states, they would have a senate majority and would permanently win the White House...

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MAGA_Mania 313 points ago +314 / -1

If it took you 2 years to get 2500 likes on an “impeach trump” page, it goes to prove how little people actually think he should have been impeached.

A nice little thought

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PhilippElhaus 90 points ago +90 / -0

It‘s only very deranged people.

I checked the haters on FB & Twitter sporadically over the years. All of them were nutjobs that had some sort of major defect, not a single normal person. Profiles littered with emojis and BS posts. I have a hard time grasping that these, in combination with some bourgeoise libs, are now supposed to be „82m“.

Twitter perception has turned anti-trump, but thats largely due to the company pushing narratives and tweaking the tech against him in subtile but noticeable ways. Bias is absolutely real with them, and if they could, they would have booted him long ago.

Trump haters exist, but honestly nowhere near the numbers the lying media wants to sell.

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MAGA_Mania 31 points ago +31 / -0

You're absolutely right, there's a reason we almost never hear about Trump voters defecting, you hear about Democrat party switches to Independant / Repub all the time over the last 5 years though.

It's all blown up as a disinformation and demoralization campaign against our cause, but we know the truth.

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PhilippElhaus 20 points ago +20 / -0

They are really good at this smoke and mirrors game, e.g. inflating numbers, skewing perception, framing the narrative, leaving out details, demoralizing etc. It‘s really effective how they do that.

That‘s why they need to be taken down first. ANTIFA/BLM are not really a problem. They are just useful idiots on the ground. But the fake news, they are the source. They need to be occupied, either shut down or forced in some way to change reporting. They are too powerful and dangerous to be ignored. Once you fix them, a large amount of problems will just disappear overnight.

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side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, the CCP is the enemy and antifa/blm are victims that don't know what they do. Jesus would pray for them.

However, the media and the politicians are traitors. You cannot fight an enemy or liberate useful idiots from their mental chains while traitors roam freely in your midst.

REMOVE TRAITORS FIRST. MSM, Big Tech, Dems, and RINOs. In that order. Everything else will be easy.

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Meddlesom 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also, the only times we ever heard about Trump voters defecting always turned out to be a hoax. Planted democrats in town halls playing a role, and they would travel around with the Biden campaign for each town hall, all across the country.

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MAGA_Mania 7 points ago +7 / -0

This.. you would think if it was so rampant of an issue, they'd be able to find more than 1-2 people? I live in an area that is 65-35 Trump, I have never found one of these people despite all the fake news attacks.

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SirSeizureSalad 14 points ago +14 / -0

The true Trump haters are always so obvious. A handful of my buddies moved to California for the military and all their FB friends that are vocally anti-trump are the same. They either look like they are permanently auditioning for Lestat in some interview with the vampire musical, a serial killer, or every picture they've ever uploaded looks like those glow in the dark posters of shrooms from Spencer's gifts in 1993.

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RussianAgent13 11 points ago +11 / -0

It‘s only very deranged people.

Only very deranged people who are morons and don't understand how our government works. I remember some people legitimately thinking Trump would go to prison. For a phone call.

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a great idea for researching the opponent.

Great job!!!

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been watching numbers since 2008 on twhitler and teh fakebook and came up with 1% of the profiles there make the noise.

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Kraotic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an alt Facebook account where I got access to an Anonymous page with like 7,000 likes. I've been there for years but I haven't bothered with it for a long time. It did offer insight into some derangement though.

The main thing it showed me is how egregious Facebook is with their censorship. That account, which is literally just 100% made up and has a profile picture from the movie V for Vendetta never lost posting access. My main account has twice been blocked from posting on pages to verify my location. My main account is obviously a very real person but it happens to be on right leaning pages.

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CamboA 121 points ago +123 / -2

That just shows how hard it is to find 'organic' Trump haters. There just isnt many. What you see on social media most of the time is just "celebs", paid shill brigades and bots.

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BoatingAccident 10 points ago +10 / -0

we should conduct some experiments

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, apparently indian social media sweat shop workers really hate Trump

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Youbetgiraffe1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except the blacks typically hate trump. Have to hear about it all the time in Atl.

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Countess1066 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump hate is real and grown in our organic California soil.

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CalmlyA 98 points ago +100 / -2

We are not worthy.

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ItsMAAM 71 points ago +73 / -2

The dedication is admirable

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Idiotface 52 points ago +53 / -1

It's funny but I did something similar. I have run the Never Trump Coalition of Florida on Facebook since 2015 and changed it the day before the election with a long endorsement of Trump. We have over 1600 members.

https://www.facebook.com/OnlyTrumpCoalition/

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nightshaded 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so fucking funny. The angry emojis are the icing on the cake.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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TrumpWillWinIn2020 44 points ago +46 / -2

I've gone ahead and started harvesting all their names and adding them to hard-left liberal pages & sites that are tracking and recording Trump supporters for "accountability and complicity action", including screenshots of the page.

https://www.breitbart.com/2020-election/2020/11/06/leftists-never-trumpers-begin-compiling-lists-of-trump-supporters/

Don't mind me, just doing god's work.

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slimcoat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahahahaha awesome.

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NVCoup 32 points ago +33 / -1

You are a great man

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MainstreamDeviant 10 points ago +16 / -6

You’re completely right. This comparison is ridiculous and the idolatry of trump on this website where so many claim to be Christian is becoming a problem.

I’ve also been noticing a LOT more disinformation on this page than there once was. Things seem to be going downhill.

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CWAC_Patriot 3 points ago +8 / -5

The root word of "idol" is "fear." The idols we are dealing with today are things like masks. We wear masks out of fear, even though they do nothing, or almost nothing.

Trump is not Jesus and it's not right to idolize him at all. He may be our leader, but it's God who will save us or protect us from our enemies, not Trump. We can do nothing without God.

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Doth -2 points ago +3 / -5

I don't feel it's a problem to think Trump was Heaven-sent. And this page was created to pull one over on "Impeach Trump" lefties. Considering how dire are most of the weapons available to us, I believe God would approve of this manner of fighting back.

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MainstreamDeviant 7 points ago +9 / -2

You can believe God is using trump as a tool to enact his will, that’s fine, but that isn’t the comparison being made here. This is calling trump the second coming of Christ, which is what I take issue with.

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Doth 4 points ago +5 / -1

No, this page is a shitpost to annoy lefties. He is not making that as a genuine claim. Let it go.

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MainstreamDeviant 1 point ago +4 / -3

Nah it’s blasphemous and not to mention super cringe even as a joke. Why would this annoy godless degenerate lefties?

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Doth 2 points ago +3 / -1

gr8 b8 m8

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Butt-or-Face 7 points ago +15 / -8

Amen.

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Hussar 5 points ago +9 / -4

I don't know why your comment is being down-voted.

I get why people pass around funny "GEOTUS" memes, it's fun and usually harmless - but displays like this are bizarre. We (rightfully) excoriated the left for heralding Barack Obama as their wannabe-messiah for 8 insufferable years, so the last thing we should be doing - especially those of us who are Christian - is turning to some kind of weird worship of a president.

This isn't to say that you shouldn't support Trump, nor is it to say that having a little fun is wrong. But it seems to me that if someone is placing Trump's face over that of Jesus, you're showing where your faith truly lies. And if your faith rests in one man, who will one day be gone, then I have some very bad news for you.

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Doth 1 point ago +5 / -4

It just went over your head, that's all. The point is that he made an "Impeach Trump" page, got a collection of rabid lefties on it, and then changed it to this, so they are all now subscribed to the modified account's posts. He is not actually attempting to claim that Trump is literally Christ. It is for the bantz

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Hussar 2 points ago +3 / -1

I understand the "gotcha!" aspect of this, but honestly, I've seen pretty much the same thing from the other side. Some leftist will create a Twitter account where they act like a parody of Trump voters, constantly drawing comparisons between the president and the one who died for our sins, insisting that Trump can do no wrong, and generally mocking enthusiastic Trump supporters.

Even if this is only meant to fool a bunch of Democrat boomers, it still strikes me as being in poor taste and largely pointless. A better method would have been to create an "Impeach Trump" page, and spent the time putting out disinformation. For example, you tell your followers about MKUltra, and claim that Trump started it. After you tell them to research it, they quickly come to find out that Trump had nothing to do with it. Perhaps one or two Democrats have a "Wait, have I been lied to?" moment. Maybe their virw of the CIA isn't so warm after that.

But now I'm just rambling. Like I said, this is very off-putting to me, even if it is supposed to be a joke.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're not wrong, but I err on the side of "aw, let it go" with this kind of thing. If he had fun doing it, if it helps his morale, that matters more than our moral griping, I think. Keep in mind the lockdown and the general horror and chaos of our world and how people are dropping like flies because of it. So we have to perform self-care and if making irreverent jokes like this helps him, I think God will forgive.

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Mike_Echo 3 points ago +5 / -2

I never understood this about y'all Christians. Respectfully. The new testament is spot on. Beautiful (My toilet reading for many years. Chrushed It). I would leave the bathroom every morning amazed at what I just read. Something that stood out to me about Jesus was what appeared to be his constant frustration with the disciples who refused to accept that they are also divine spirits! That they, too can heal! So why does "The Church" insist on creating a separation between us and God?

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borscht-nazi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you familiar with the concept of IQ and the bell curve graph representing IQ distribution within a population? If it's true, and the evidence supporting it appears to be very strong, then about 1/2 of all people have below-average IQ, 1/4 -- are technically and clinically are morons (as medically defined). This is who you are hearing the most especially when it comes to MUH JEBUS. It's obviously a longer discussion but this is the gist of it.

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usernamenottaken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is the author? I'm quite interested to read this. Currently reading Quantum Forgiveness: Physics, Meet Jesus by David Hoffmeister.

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Doth 0 points ago +2 / -2

The Pope would like to answer your question, but he could not hear it from within his walled city-state complex, surrounded by armed guards, in his well-appointed office surrounded by gold and silk and finery. Well, maybe later he'll answer you, but for now, we just have to deal with having no idea why the Church separates us from God.

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slimcoat 1 point ago +5 / -4

I agree, but have to give you a downvote for not understanding that it's a joke, a way to torment the screeching leftist masses. OP is not actually claiming the two are equal. Instead, you introduced unnecessary concern trolling.

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DanglingAsian 28 points ago +29 / -1

True meme warrior.

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astraltrump 27 points ago +28 / -1

upvote and perma sticky worthy

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SoldierOnFire 27 points ago +31 / -4

You must be a based asian immigrant that knows how to play the long game. Respect! Well done, pede, well done....

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JonathanE 15 points ago +16 / -1

You know Gadaffi was African don't you? :)

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Gadaffi [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gadaffi was the savior of Africa. Assassinated by Communists... his country left to rot.

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Fubardian 26 points ago +28 / -2

Jesus comes from the Hrbrew word for salvation. Although I don't agree with saying people are our Lord and savior, Trump is definitely giving us some some salvation. Point for you.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 18 points ago +22 / -4

God Emperor is most fitting. It triggers the libs.

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DeusVultPepe -3 points ago +3 / -6

Is Trump a Theophany? I am keeping an open mind. God has walked among men many times over the thousands of years of history.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +6 / -2

No but it triggers the libs.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's probably a Dune, not theological, reference.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, it's a Warhammer reference.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_of_Mankind (I'd suggest reading it all because it's interesting fiction, but focus on the "Original Origin" section)

TL;DR extra-dimensional daemons born from human wickedness had taken shape and began to feed on human souls when they died and returned to "The Immaterium", or the astral plane. Realizing this, many Shaman and other psychically powerful humans held conclave and determined that the only way to face the demons of the warp and avoid being consumed was to commit group suicide so they would all arrive in the Warp at once and could fuse into a single powerful soul. And boy, did it fucking work. They incinerated everything that was waiting at the boundary to feed on them, and reincarnated together into "The New Man", his psychic energies so great that they re-shaped him in the womb into an immortal and powerful psychic being. From that point on, he would lead Humanity and protect them against the daemons of the Warp (the name for the now-corrupted Immaterium)

Warhammer players rightly see some parallels and it's fun to think of President Trump as our own God-Emperor, born and\or sent to lead us against the daemons currently consuming our planet--figurative or otherwise.

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Eroticaenthusiast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also there was the power armor trump float which just makes it even better.

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usernamenottaken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where would you suggest a newbie to enter the Warhammer world? I've seen many references to it and your TL;DR has really piqued my interest in learning more.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do what I did, go to the wiki and just read your ass off. It's all interesting. I'm not sure how much I'm interested in the tabletop game or making figurines and painting them (it's a black hole for money if you're not careful), but the lore and writing are awesome and you can draw a lot of parallels to the real world through fiction if you are wise.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll be honest, my mind is not nearly that open. Its fun to pretend tho.

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DefKon1 18 points ago +19 / -1

Lol! Nice! Right between the Eyes!.. 🐸🇺🇸

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BajoPivljanin 16 points ago +17 / -1

SUPER KEK!

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TrumpFever4Ever 15 points ago +16 / -1

GOD LEVEL TROLLING

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jubyeonin 15 points ago +17 / -2

If you like a page it stays with you forever?

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becky21k1 40 points ago +41 / -1

No they're just too dumb to know to unlike it

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jubyeonin 7 points ago +9 / -2

I assume you just need to click on the name in the feed, go to the page and take back the like? Is it something else?

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becky21k1 8 points ago +10 / -2

Just hover over the name and it gives you the option lol

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're NPCs though... I don't know that un-liking something is in their programming.

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Gadaffi [S] 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yes, until you "unlike" the page.

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Mal_Masters 13 points ago +14 / -1

kek and RESPECT !!!!

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KajensAngel 12 points ago +12 / -0

Legend. 🤣🤣🤣

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JiaoBaiDun 11 points ago +11 / -0

200 iq play

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niconicoreeee 10 points ago +10 / -0

big brain time!

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Boilingsnowflakes4u 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh fuck! Y’all, I went to this page and I am crying!! 😂🤣😂🤣

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MaximumDistress 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same, very high quality memes over there.

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Tallgingergirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me too 😆 We have the best trolls! 🥰

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Madhax47 8 points ago +8 / -0

Genius level 9000

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SpaceForceMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I rike, it’s a rong con! Take rong time to purr off!!

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Skygrrrl 5 points ago +5 / -0

are you the same one who fooled rose city antifa?

;)

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WhiteTrashJesus 5 points ago +6 / -1

My local buy and sell boats page changed there name to trump supporters and boat sales

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WhiteTrashJesus 4 points ago +5 / -1

The salt was hilarious but minimal, because commies cant afford boats

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Marriage-Con and Boat Show"

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Trustnone 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is loyalty and dedication! Good job

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Voiceofreason72 4 points ago +4 / -0

🧂madman🧂

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Queenmelania45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not all heroes wear capes

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9Norwegian8 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all should run anti-trump pages, post crazy shit, profit from sell, donate to Trump’s campaign

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boredrandomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm surprised that it didn't get "fack checked".

Snopes: FALSE! Intersectionality is our God.

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UnderCoverTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

TOP KEK

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will always say your name like Daniel Tosh.

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tokenninja 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is how you fucking play the long game. Well done pede - GEOTUS would be a proud papa! Congrats ! This is fucking awesome

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Jason Bourne

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CaptainJamesChaos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, this is a bit much, but its very funny what you did there 🤣

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kfunny91 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is brilliant - bravo!

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beansieman1911 2 points ago +2 / -0

I salute you, good sir. I would like to nominate you for meme war Congressional Medal of Honor for your service. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.

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artman33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Managed to get all Biden voters into one space.

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Brickwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

That facebook page is fantastic.

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wethepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You deserve a special flair. Quality work

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deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny bait and switch, but as a Christian I disagree with the message.

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trumptrain11 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fucking hilarious, Pede.

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raggedyman74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Troll Level: Master

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Jcelano 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are one spooky dude. I am in awe.

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JOHN-PIZZA-PEDOSTA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Explain

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