I can't believe that people actually think Russia is a big threat to America. Compare the GDPs and Population. Not to mention we fucked them when the Soviet Union fell.
I'll be honest, any Country can be a threat. We as people just need to stay vigilant, so this shit doesn't happen again.
I don't mean just going back to 'normal'. The new normal is paying attention to those in Government powers a 1000% more than we have been. We must, as the people, prevent this from ever happening. Which means accepting the dark truth of, any Country can be a threat.
If you're gonna sell out your country for some chinese strange, at least get a girl that's an 9 or a 10. Dolled up, Fang is like a 5. Still way out of his Swalwell's league, but a 5.
Makes perfectly good sense actually. Only way your penis would ever get touched.
Whoa, hol up there. What makes you think he has a penis?
OMG! You are so right. 😜
Well, someone's got a penis.
Trang Fang.
It’s true -
this man has no dick.
Has a loose fart-hole. Wonder how it got that way?
Vegan chinese food?
If by that you mean dick, yes.
(Judges will also accept "strap-on.")
Did you just assume their gender?
"She" does look kinda butch tbh...
Yeah, I assumed the one on the left is female and the one on the right is male
He looks like one, and “you are what you eat” so he has one somewhere
You beat me to it.
Wait, he has a penis? I thought he only has a farting hole.
Well first, they’d have to find it. Claims of him having anything between his legs is dispooted.
They are trying really hard to sweep it under the rug.
Not going to work. We will win.
What if russia hoax was chinese disinformation to try and get rid of trump?
Seems more plausible than anything the MSM says to me
I can't believe that people actually think Russia is a big threat to America. Compare the GDPs and Population. Not to mention we fucked them when the Soviet Union fell.
I'll be honest, any Country can be a threat. We as people just need to stay vigilant, so this shit doesn't happen again.
I don't mean just going back to 'normal'. The new normal is paying attention to those in Government powers a 1000% more than we have been. We must, as the people, prevent this from ever happening. Which means accepting the dark truth of, any Country can be a threat.
It was a setup! He thought they were banging for love 😆
Fang Fang went Bang Bang
Bang Ing was his Thai loverboy.
YA SPIN ME RIT ROUND BABY
Damn he caught us. Pack it in guys... the heat is on us.
So, it took three governments to get this guy laid?
i wonder what mrs. fartswell has to say about this whole mess? at least now she has an out for the divorce.
She said “ at least it isn’t me that fucked up farting farting bastard is touching, now I can find a real man on the Donald to plow me real good!!!!!”
mrs swell gets on a airplane with the family, hilarycliton ensues
Those god dam republicans are so reeeecist!
Wait for this to somehow become a narrative.
They would have gotten more out of him if the sent a boy “exchange student”.
Mission Impossible. You first need a penis.
Swallwell = fetal alcohol syndrome matt damon
Hahhh
If you're gonna sell out your country for some chinese strange, at least get a girl that's an 9 or a 10. Dolled up, Fang is like a 5. Still way out of his Swalwell's league, but a 5.
Muh ayshun fetish
that broad earned her pay.....
😂😂😂😂
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying!!!!
And he never thanked Trump???
I wonder how many Dutch ovens he subjected fang to.
Like anyone could find his micropenis. More like double fist him
This cry is probably crying like crazy because his ex never was his ex 🤣😂😂
"... and smell my farts." he added second later.
The man who farts on television (besides that fat fuck Jerry Nadler, who farts AND shits his pants on television, possibly at least twice.)
debonked!!!
He could easily have just fucked her and not us. But he chose to fuck us too.
Some leftist: I knew it! I knew Russia was behind all of this.
The real problem was he wanted a male spy, not Fang Fang the ewok.
Please show me on the doll where Trump touched you.
I hope he contacted aids from bang bang with Fang Fang in cali! 😎
Makes total sense. Saw it on CNN
and [journalist] left journalism to join cnn-obama saying the only truthful thing he ever said in his 2terms, at the pressdiner
This guy got his ass kicked so many times in the sandbox at day care when he was a child.
Quizmaster: What do a Urologist, Fang Fang and a jockstrap have in common?
Answer: All required to touch Swallowell's peeenuus !
Oh shit he 6D monopoly moved our 5D chess move, the jokes on him though - Ting-Tong had a Ding-Dong lololol
Wat je zegt ben je zelf, met je kop door de helft.
And the spy spent 10 years looking for it
Needed a good laugh today
Yes, some big money was spent to get your pee pee wet you sleazy louse.
Eric Small-swell
Swalwell has a penis?
hahahahahahaha
STICKY THIS
God damn that is a spicy meme!
So a big strong strapping man like you was raped? Lol
What's the certificate?
"The I finally got laid!" one?