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This explains everything. (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by patr17 ago by patr17 +4699 / -0
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Batmemejr3 70 points ago +70 / -0

Makes perfectly good sense actually. Only way your penis would ever get touched.

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Onemoretime11 48 points ago +48 / -0

Whoa, hol up there. What makes you think he has a penis?

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Batmemejr3 25 points ago +25 / -0

OMG! You are so right. 😜

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Whimpy13 14 points ago +15 / -1

Well, someone's got a penis.

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Qbaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trang Fang.

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s true -

this man has no dick.

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NostalgicFuturist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Has a loose fart-hole. Wonder how it got that way?

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DarkDrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vegan chinese food?

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NostalgicFuturist 1 point ago +1 / -0

If by that you mean dick, yes.

(Judges will also accept "strap-on.")

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rfuilrez 6 points ago +7 / -1

Did you just assume their gender?

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JimzeBMk1 6 points ago +6 / -0

"She" does look kinda butch tbh...

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Onemoretime11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I assumed the one on the left is female and the one on the right is male

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like one, and “you are what you eat” so he has one somewhere

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

You beat me to it.

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GermanTrumpLover 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, he has a penis? I thought he only has a farting hole.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well first, they’d have to find it. Claims of him having anything between his legs is dispooted.

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colonial113 27 points ago +27 / -0

They are trying really hard to sweep it under the rug.

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Khakiclay 12 points ago +12 / -0

Not going to work. We will win.

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rusty_spittoon 22 points ago +22 / -0

What if russia hoax was chinese disinformation to try and get rid of trump?

Seems more plausible than anything the MSM says to me

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thewashambro 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't believe that people actually think Russia is a big threat to America. Compare the GDPs and Population. Not to mention we fucked them when the Soviet Union fell.

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Creepy_Ginger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll be honest, any Country can be a threat. We as people just need to stay vigilant, so this shit doesn't happen again.

I don't mean just going back to 'normal'. The new normal is paying attention to those in Government powers a 1000% more than we have been. We must, as the people, prevent this from ever happening. Which means accepting the dark truth of, any Country can be a threat.

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suitcasegate 16 points ago +16 / -0

It was a setup! He thought they were banging for love 😆

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Lady_MaGa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fang Fang went Bang Bang

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bang Ing was his Thai loverboy.

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bowlympicshero 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn he caught us. Pack it in guys... the heat is on us.

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MegoThor 11 points ago +11 / -0

So, it took three governments to get this guy laid?

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snuggs316 11 points ago +11 / -0

i wonder what mrs. fartswell has to say about this whole mess? at least now she has an out for the divorce.

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WolfMaddow 5 points ago +5 / -0

She said “ at least it isn’t me that fucked up farting farting bastard is touching, now I can find a real man on the Donald to plow me real good!!!!!”

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modscalledmeacuck 1 point ago +2 / -1

mrs swell gets on a airplane with the family, hilarycliton ensues

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GodSpeedTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those god dam republicans are so reeeecist!

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TheImpossible1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait for this to somehow become a narrative.

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CantStumpTheTrump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would have gotten more out of him if the sent a boy “exchange student”.

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cajun_robear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mission Impossible. You first need a penis.

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davidmode 4 points ago +4 / -0

Swallwell = fetal alcohol syndrome matt damon

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahhh

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Homemade-Soap 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you're gonna sell out your country for some chinese strange, at least get a girl that's an 9 or a 10. Dolled up, Fang is like a 5. Still way out of his Swalwell's league, but a 5.

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh ayshun fetish

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quiznossucks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

that broad earned her pay.....

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WestVirginiaPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

😂😂😂😂

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ErikaBeachler2 3 points ago +3 / -0

OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying!!!!

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he never thanked Trump???

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Madman2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder how many Dutch ovens he subjected fang to.

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CNN_IS_TUBGIRL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like anyone could find his micropenis. More like double fist him

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ComradeDillBelassio 2 points ago +2 / -0

This cry is probably crying like crazy because his ex never was his ex 🤣😂😂

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

"... and smell my farts." he added second later.

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

The man who farts on television (besides that fat fuck Jerry Nadler, who farts AND shits his pants on television, possibly at least twice.)

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PleistoceneBeasts 2 points ago +2 / -0

debonked!!!

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goat_nebula 1 point ago +1 / -0

He could easily have just fucked her and not us. But he chose to fuck us too.

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some leftist: I knew it! I knew Russia was behind all of this.

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MichaelGioIreland 1 point ago +1 / -0

The real problem was he wanted a male spy, not Fang Fang the ewok.

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beansieman1911 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please show me on the doll where Trump touched you.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope he contacted aids from bang bang with Fang Fang in cali! 😎

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WakeUpWorld 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes total sense. Saw it on CNN

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modscalledmeacuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

and [journalist] left journalism to join cnn-obama saying the only truthful thing he ever said in his 2terms, at the pressdiner

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Primed_Native_Texan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy got his ass kicked so many times in the sandbox at day care when he was a child.

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Canuck4Trump2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quizmaster: What do a Urologist, Fang Fang and a jockstrap have in common?

Answer: All required to touch Swallowell's peeenuus !

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AggorilUK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit he 6D monopoly moved our 5D chess move, the jokes on him though - Ting-Tong had a Ding-Dong lololol

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bangbangshootshoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wat je zegt ben je zelf, met je kop door de helft.

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the spy spent 10 years looking for it

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Woodburningstove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needed a good laugh today

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TrumpFarren 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, some big money was spent to get your pee pee wet you sleazy louse.

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gibesmone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eric Small-swell

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jc99ta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swalwell has a penis?

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geof1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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TrumpWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

STICKY THIS

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spicyfries 1 point ago +1 / -0

God damn that is a spicy meme!

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Kelcius 1 point ago +1 / -0

So a big strong strapping man like you was raped? Lol

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the certificate?
"The I finally got laid!" one?