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This explains everything. (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by patr17 ago by patr17 +4699 / -0
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Batmemejr3 70 points ago +70 / -0

Makes perfectly good sense actually. Only way your penis would ever get touched.

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Onemoretime11 48 points ago +48 / -0

Whoa, hol up there. What makes you think he has a penis?

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Batmemejr3 25 points ago +25 / -0

OMG! You are so right. 😜

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Whimpy13 14 points ago +15 / -1

Well, someone's got a penis.

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Qbaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trang Fang.

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s true -

this man has no dick.

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NostalgicFuturist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Has a loose fart-hole. Wonder how it got that way?

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rfuilrez 6 points ago +7 / -1

Did you just assume their gender?

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JimzeBMk1 6 points ago +6 / -0

"She" does look kinda butch tbh...

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Onemoretime11 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I assumed the one on the left is female and the one on the right is male

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like one, and “you are what you eat” so he has one somewhere

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renata_h 1 point ago +1 / -0

You beat me to it.

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GermanTrumpLover 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, he has a penis? I thought he only has a farting hole.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well first, they’d have to find it. Claims of him having anything between his legs is dispooted.

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