Sharing my Christmas card from the White House with all my frens on TheDonald.win!
Merry Christmas (ya filthy animals) and a Happy New Year!
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The tasteful thickness of it...
It even has a watermark!
Something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.
holy topographically accurate Christmas card batman!!!
Tippy-top kek
I love this place
FEED ME A STRAY CAT
If you’re that wet, you should probably wear a raincoat, then.
This. The pages in Art of the Deal keep me wondering if I accidently turned two pages..
What two pages? I think I should read the Art of the Deal...
You definitely should : )
But I meant that the pages in the book are so THICC, in the beginning it had me confused when turning the pages: It made me check if I didn't accidentally turned two pages.
I'm from the Netherlands, English is not my native language, maybe my writing's unclear xD
I have literally no idea why I asked you that. Your comment was pretty clear. So I have to note: your writing is good, but it seems like I was too dumb to understand it. Also Hi from your neighbour Germany o7
THICC like Thigh land
I forgot about Thigh land!
I never have. I never have. It's been a rough ride.
https://thedonald.win/p/11R4lF6wSc/mfw-you-open-up-a-christmas-card/c/
Bwahaha- Amazing work!
Hey Paul! <thunk>
Shows all of the States Trump won
Weird I don’t see all 192 world wide states...
Barron needs to work on his signature, I can still read it!
lmao I had to re-read this bc I went full tard and took it literally. thank you 🐸
I don't know if it has anything to do with me getting older and giving fewer shits, but I changed how I sign my signature to be more like Trumps signature. I ditched my rounded letters for fast pointy ones. I've actually been complimented on my signature since I switched it. Winning.
They probably don’t teach cursive in schools anymore
Oh they haven't for at least two decades. I used to get incorrect marks in first grade for using cursive anything.
Kid’s got better handwriting than me, ngl.
"This card is disputed! The landmass of Alaska is not proportional to the landmass displayed in this card and has been deemed 'False' by our independent fact checkers."
America is not that shiny: Debunked
Deboonked
LOL! Not that shiny. Brllliant!
Alaska is YUUUUUGE!
YUUUUUGGE!!
The Bigliest!
False: alaska is not off the coast of california
Snopes.com confirmed today that none of us in fact lives on a Christmas card
Damn, how did you get a signature from The Expert? lmao
He actually signs with an infrared QR code.
And molecularly bound with lazers from his eyez.
And embedded with quantum dots reflecting all the knowledge of the known universe.
I like that Melania signs her name like Trump
She signed it in Roman numerals.
She signed it in binary with Roman numerals.
Non binary reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don’t know about Slovenian, but Russian cursive is EXACTLY like that. lol
Awhim Jimmy
I thought it was Avlmim Jmmy. Just kidding, I love me some Melania.
They are very much alike.
I love that Barron signed it too!
Yeah he needs to up his signature game, though. You're not something until you sign your name like //////// ///////
Even a little //|/|///// action would be acceptable
Damn right you're something.
I think it is cute.
That's super cool to have both a sitting and future president sign your Christmas card. Merry Christmas Pede.
Someday in the far distant future when I'm laying in bed in hospice watching TV, I'm going to see this card on Pawn Stars and Chumlee is gonna have to shell out 150k for it. It will be glorious and Ill remember that I never got tired of winning.
Chumlee JR
He needs to make sure he preserves it! Could be worth quite a bit of $$$ years from now.
Yes put it in a ziploc bag with dessicant like they do to rare comics. Superman #1.
I didn't think I wanted anything for Christmas...
I was wrong.
MERRRRRRY CHRISTMAS!
Care to share how you got one?
Came in the mail 🤷🏻♂️
I got one from Joe Biden yesterday...
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...and then 100 more at 4am this morning.
Underrated comment.
LMAO!
Like unsolicited?
Because if that's the case, I'm gonna be hawking my mailbox like Ralpie looking for a secret decoder ring.
Donations mostly
Mail man probably threw it out.
I bought hats/shirts from trump’s store and now get stuff in the mail constantly lol. Should probably check if I have one of these 🤷🏻♀️
Well idk then...my parents used to get christmas cards from Bush/I’m pretty sure that was the only reason. Trump probably has a different approach.
The lack of cursive in his sig is quite surprising. I figured the private schools he'd attend would still be teaching it, unlike so many of the public schools today.
I maxed out on donations but no card :(
There still running it through the dominion machines, by the time your done you'll have enough to flip a state
Maybe it just hasn’t arrived yet!
Run the card through Dominion, I bet the system will consider it a "Biden Holiday card".
VERY COOL thanks for sharing fren!
I would love to read an analysis if their handwriting. It must just scream "bold", "confident", etc.
It does. Big pointy letters indicate someone aggressive and bold.
https://www.post-gazette.com/news/politics-nation/2018/02/19/What-s-in-a-name-or-a-signature-Maybe-a-lot-presidents-trump-kennedy-clinton-lincoln-taft-coolidge-FDR/stories/201802190013
That was an interesting article, thanks.
I also find it interesting that Melania has such a similar signature as President Trump.
However, this analysis does not bode well for my husband, lol.
Can much be told from a signature (genuine question/I'm interested). My entire adult life, I've always had people comment on my signature, usually get comments like "woah, you have a famous person's signature," or something along those lines. I wonder what that says about me, considering I'm not famous, and modestly successful (as in... slightly above the line of poverty and having recently secured a decent job of ~national average income lol)
The article someone else linked in this thread was really informative about signature analysis. It can help you see if your signature reflects your personality.
Ooooooooooo, shiney
Barron's true power will unlock when he can master the Trump family style signature.
How did you get it? Did you write a letter to the White House?
OP said it came in the mail so my guess is OP bought stuff from Trump’s online store and now gets stuff like this sent in the mail. Only assuming because that’s what happens with me. I should check my mail box 🤔
Classy, just like Trump
Everyone asking where your card is... Based on recent events, it may have been "lost in the mail".
I'm willing to bet the First Lady picked those. They're beautiful, just like everything she does.
2021 is going to be the year that defines our history the most. 2021 is IT.
I'd say 2021 will be the year that will define each of us the most.
I love how Barron has the only legible signature! Melania teaches him well.
Notice: no state boundaries, no red or blue colors. Just one glorious "United" States of America. As it should be.
Ultra rare holographic Barron signature, upvote or 10 years of rigged elections
i bought three. im super jelly right now.
I've bought a TON of MAGA merch and donated a good chunk of change to the campaign. I didn't get one. Super jealous of OP right now.
Classy, just like GEOTUS and FLOTUS.
OMG, Barron's signature is exactly how I imagined.
Teach me senpai!
I can see that children still aren’t being taught how to write in cursive.
Barron is too busy writing code.
Omg I want one so bad
That is awesome!
😞 I paid $75 for a printed facsimile let alone, FLOTUS and the Expert no less. Congrats fren.
How do I get one of these
What a beautiful card!
After he wins this election they'll squeeze Greenland in there.
Beautiful.
Where's my card?
Envy!
frame it
Thanks.
Very cool.
We're not animals. we're centipedes.
Awesome
That's gorgeous. They embossed the topographical features- so detailed, refined even.
How