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_deleted_ 35 points ago +38 / -3

Lions are legit terrifying. What incredible creatures God has made.

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Ithrowawaay 23 points ago +23 / -0

Apex predator

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trumpian202020 12 points ago +12 / -0

until Trump came along ...

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes but doesn't mean they'll fuck around with every animal (i.e. Elephants, Hippos, Giraffes, etc.) lol.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but everything in Australia can kill you. Especially the animals.

Tho I think wombats are damn adorable.

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esheki808 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always heard Hippos killed more than Crocs. I wonder why that was.

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MNMathtic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kissing bugs kill more than all 3 combined each year :)

https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/the-20-deadliest-animals-on-earth-ranked/29/

(Also known as assassin bugs)

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Fenianlad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mosquitoes kill more than all of them. They’ve killed more than anything else in the history of the planet.

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borscht-nazi 3 points ago +3 / -0

More than communists?

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schumer just huffed a sigh of relief

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_deleted_ 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is true. But I think because there's more hippos and hippo attacks occur where humans are more likely to be, so the data's skewed. Like how they say "oh you're more likely to get killed by a vending machine than a shark" yeah because I actively avoid the ocean all together, but actively seek out vending machines.

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Darth_Vader 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sources close to lions have confirmed they can be terrifying in certain scenarios. However, this claim is disputed by ... um... people (who have never been within 1000 yards of a lion)

-CNN

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DanIsSwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

To prove us wrong, liberals will approach lions and try to pet them, while chanting “unity”

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Darth_Vader 4 points ago +4 / -0

And I’ll be over here like “👍 k, you do you, I’m doing me”

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DanIsSwell 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll be like “you do you, I’ll hold the camera”

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TeaMug71 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now, that would be AWESOME! Need a live feed for that!

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AK94 6 points ago +6 / -0

Terrifying if you're up close, but just remarkable and beautiful seen from afar. Look at that face. Those eyes. Those teeth. How did such a thing come to be? Incredible.

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DystopianDoubleThink 1 point ago +1 / -0

I still want to scratch his belly and baby talk him, he's a good kitty.