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CommiesAreLosers 22 points ago +22 / -0

That's an actual photo of the government measuring COVID deaths in New York and New Jersey.

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Anneclarke54 16 points ago +16 / -0

And Biden's votes.

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Tenspot20 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reminds me of Anderson Mini Cooper standing In a sewage filled ditch.

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AsaNisiMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if Wilhelm will be out pretend shovelling?

For non NYC residents allow me to tell you about the exact moment I started literally hating him...

It was the first big snowfall after he got into office. I was comfy at home with local TV on in the background. And he kept breaking into the programming to show us all how he was shoveling snow (yeah right lol) and demanding we all go do it too. And I thought, "Bitch why aren't you having someone who needs a job shoveling? Don't you have some Mayor shit to do? WTF even are we paying you for?"

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sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

yep they said we would get 12-18 where I am, if we have 8 at the deepest part that's a lot

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golfbrora 3 points ago +3 / -0

Said we would get 8-11 inches. Got at least twice that, although forecasters were right about the time frame for the snow, even 2-3 days out.

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Gov_Dimwiddle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, in my area, we were expecting a foot at most, but we ended up with 18 inches.

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humped2424 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup I’m in NY and the news kept on non stop talking about how bad the snow was gonna be they even stopped talking about covid everyone believed the news I kept telling them it’s fake news now everyone believes me cuz we got 3 inches lol

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justkev 3 points ago +3 / -0

MSM should be scourged from fire

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Tacoboutit 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have Dicks?

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even the weather is fake news. I was told the apocalypse was coming.

What happened in reality was an entirely normal snowy night of the kind you expect maybe 5-10 of in any average winter.

I sat by the window with a mug of cocoa watching the flakes fall, happy we were getting a white Christmas this year. It was magical.

And then I drove to work the next morning on well-cleared roads as a few flurries still came down, my life not impeded in the slightest save for the extra 5 minutes I allotted to drive a little slower in case roads were slippery.

That is literally the entire extent of what happened due to a "winter storm" the media had been panicking about all week.

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bigred0241 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dominion brand tape measure

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, the drive to work wasn't that bad.

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just2groovy 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've got about 3 feet here for real in Otsego County. I'm going to finish my tea and take some photos. It looks lovely from my window.

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GodSpeedTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's the 'cm' on the tape?

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fakenewsredpilledme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Snow hype was one of the first things that made me extremely suspicious of them

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty clear some places did get three feet though.

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TheOne1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how they measure their dicks too... ;-)

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Hedonismbot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Measurements include elevation above sea level.

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Poneegryl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems about righ