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SUM TING WONG (media.thedonald.win) ๐Ÿ–•FUCK CHINA๐Ÿ–•
posted ago by dirtysanchez69 +6547 / -5
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J_Doe 141 points ago +145 / -4

Ho Lee Phuk

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IncredibleMrE1 76 points ago +79 / -3

WE TU LO

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Skogin 75 points ago +76 / -1

Prease crap

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Rainman 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dat a sheety meme dishonor dragon

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Wyzer 14 points ago +14 / -0

Band Ding Ow

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556x45mm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mao Oolong, nha ting wong

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realBornAmerican -1 points ago +1 / -2

i love you guys, but your comedy is fucking schoolboy-tier

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D0NNIE_DARK0 14 points ago +15 / -1

Xiao Bai Deng decrared Pooh-Erect

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rice Paddy Wagon for Xo

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magagaLady 9 points ago +10 / -1

Shi wen Wong

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1st_Covfefe 18 points ago +19 / -1

SUM DUM ASSHOE

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Markstarr85 1 point ago +2 / -1

Far Canal

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WikkiWikki420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ror!!!! RMFAO.

You gave me one herr of a berry raugh.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Itโ€™s a preasure to harrp!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^^

Best comment right there. Ask Jeb.

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J_Doe 19 points ago +21 / -2

Bang Ding Ow

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FatCatOnSmack45 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bang Ding Oww

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FutileConundrum 11 points ago +12 / -1

Who bang fang fang?

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RememberKosciuszko 4 points ago +5 / -1

Shanghai Shenanigans

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stepping_razor123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Manchurian Malarkey

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RememberKosciuszko 2 points ago +3 / -1

Communist-in-cheat

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LucVNO 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bang bang Fang Fang

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

ONO NOTA DIS AGIN

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J_Doe 3 points ago +5 / -2

;)

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genghis_khek 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ho Lee KeK.

Never forget

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cleaned that link up for you because I had to remove "www.google.com" and the "amp" in that link.

By sharing that link, you're inviting people into sharing their private info online with Google as well as allowing Google to track them.

Here's the clean link: https://metro.co.uk/2013/07/12/captain-sum-ting-wong-crashes-plane-in-unbelievable-tv-news-prank-3880983/

Alternatively, archive the link before sharing then share the archived link so to reduce traffic to any websites that may be tracking people, you including.

Archived link: https://archive.vn/HWOzy

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Cunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

I applaud you, nice to see someone on their game ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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BestTimeToBAlive 7 points ago +8 / -1

Sum Ting Wong

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boonjosh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jao Bai Dan

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DigDeep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha u so funny Chin Ling!!!

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IncredibleMrE1 64 points ago +65 / -1

CHINA IS ASSHOE

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BlackPillBot 23 points ago +24 / -1

FUCK JOE XIDEN.

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Chickapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Terribly underrated comment.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

๐Ÿ˜Ž

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GEoP 2 points ago +3 / -1

That guy was right

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

What?

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Manpon-Industries-Co 23 points ago +28 / -5

thats lacist

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Kotrin 10 points ago +12 / -2

En Din Jell

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Kotrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Two guys didn't get it

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Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bob Seger was right:

"Some men go just where they want, some men never do."

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GoldenEagle1776 10 points ago +13 / -3

Beijing needs to look like Hiroshima circa 1945.

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knnbccb 3 points ago +6 / -3

Don't worry, it's coming soon.

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suitcasegate 9 points ago +12 / -3

Joe Biden: Confucius, my banker, told me an ancient chinese proverb about money. It went: CHA-CHING ๐Ÿค‘

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rossiFan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hoontah bring shame to fammiry!

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7thCavBluntman 8 points ago +10 / -2

LMAO

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Ligersrule1 6 points ago +6 / -0

RMAO

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J_Doe 2 points ago +3 / -1

ROFR

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DairyBoy 8 points ago +10 / -2

Funniest meme Iโ€™ve seen in my hol rife!

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The top knot was the coup de glace

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eddieblasphemy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Ryin dog fashed pony shorda

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WanderingStar 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bravo!

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magabirdlady 7 points ago +8 / -1

Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ choking on my coffee.

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Pepbrandt 6 points ago +7 / -1

Big Twubble in widdle Bidden

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Magafactured 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hey! It Cho Bei Jing!

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knnbccb 5 points ago +6 / -1

Joe Biden is Pai Mei?

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kudupoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

No. Joe Biden IS NOT Pai Mei.

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DCDIII 5 points ago +5 / -0

No Hung Lo

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Trump4Eternity 5 points ago +5 / -0

Xo Bai Dong

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd like one order of president elect to go away, pork fried rice, and some hunter laptop extra spicy. Also some Ukrainian cabbage with swiss bank sauce.

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Filial_Piety_is_key -6 points ago +5 / -11

No I voted it down.

I believe in God the Father Almighty the maker of heaven and earth.

This is not the Christian way.

If Trump loses, it's bc of this kind of behavior. God will never justify evil in any form

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 4 points ago +7 / -3

Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.

For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

Do not I hate them, Oย Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?

I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:

And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.

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fsoawesome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately this kind of imbalanced mentality is why so many folks misunderstand and hate Christians. I do not believe this is evil and I believe there is MUCH more to the "race" concept or equation than what you seem to convey or allude to here.

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flame_whip 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had the same thought.

"This is why people hate Christians and think we're all a bunch of stuck-up prudes."

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fsoawesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem we have here is a general ignorance issue of the scriptures even with people who are good and devout Christians like I'm sure this person proclaiming this is. He believes a certain way due to forced dogma that was originally not Christian at all and thus has been deceived by concerted luciferian efforts to bastardize the bible and it's missing books over the very long period between Christs resurrection and today.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 1 point ago +1 / -0

You say imbalanced, but knowing that every man is made in God's image, if God were to speak with you face to face, can you honestly tell God, this is ok, or that this is good?

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flame_whip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buddy, I get where you're coming from, but you gotta loosen up. Christ is a merciful God and He doesn't hate us for having a laugh in this crazy situation. In my experience, Jesus is a much more cheerful and understanding God than we give Him credit for. Laughing too much and being light-minded is sinful, but: "To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: ... A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance." (Ecclesiastes 3:1, 4)

Our Founding Fathers were stauncher Christians than any of us, and they made politically incorrect jokes too. It's just part of being human in a crazy time. If you can't handle jokes like this, the internet is not the place for you. Believe me, there are FAR worse out there...

Also remember: "Judge not, that ye be not judged." (Matthew 7:1) I sure hope you're checking yourself if you hold such high standards.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 1 point ago +1 / -0

I agree, man. There is a time to lighten up. I just chose to draw a line here, where it is an unpopular opinion.

But, at the end of the day, if I died and met God today, and he were to ask me if I did my best to do what's good and right, I can wholly say, I tried my best.

I drew my line here, others have their line.

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flame_whip 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad you can answer Him that way. I respect your decision. No ill intent is intended from my end. At the end of the day, only God can judge our hearts. I'll leave it between He and thee.

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Filial_Piety_is_key 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, brother. And God bless you too in Jesus mighty name.

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fsoawesome 1 point ago +1 / -0

We know that the sons of God were created in His image, but what of the "daughters of man"? There are some incongruence items in the scriptural accounts where it is clear another strain of beings were introduced. If you read carefully or with simply an open mind a lot of additional things become manifest that clearly open up the situation for discussion and inclusion of a lot of history that is being hidden by the luciferians/communists since circa 1850.

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stepping_razor123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found the Anabaptist/Arminian!

Signed, a Calvinist who has been erected

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cream of Sum Yung Gai for you

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Oskar64 4 points ago +4 / -0

SUM BENT FUK

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polsenOO7 4 points ago +6 / -2

The memesmiths here are on a totally different level.

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Swalwell in little โ€˜gina

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Ravencrest 4 points ago +7 / -3

Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK-Kek-KeK

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SpezDispenser 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pi Ov Cheet

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LucVNO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jao Bai Dun.

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Gunmen165 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cmon man.

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CanaPede45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get this to James Woods if you want this all over Twitter...

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TheNewRepublic 3 points ago +5 / -2

This is excellent

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JiaoBaiDun 3 points ago +4 / -1

I approve this message

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +7 / -4

herro cana take yo odor pwease

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Award Winning MAGA MEME No. 526

-Congradurations-

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +4 / -2

Red dragon energy...

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PeePadsKneePads20No 2 points ago +4 / -2

I laughed way too fucking hard as this ๐Ÿ˜‚

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HillarysClothRag 2 points ago +2 / -0

mai veepee suk

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Iโ€™ve lived in Chinese conquered territory for years and can say with certainty that there is good reason to dislike the Chinese. Even my Chinese friends dislike the Chinese.

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kato: You shot yourself face by mistake.

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loverat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll have to save this piece of perfection for when my week of Twitter jail is over! I love this SO MUCH op!!

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hou mai biru

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

risten rat