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HillarysStrapOn 268 points ago +270 / -2

I’d be ok with him tossing Pedo Joe out of the new AF1 with his own hands

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Meme_war_ii_vet 80 points ago +84 / -4

Lol I imagine there's a timeline where he could have been pedro joe

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StronklikeBull 106 points ago +106 / -0

Then he would fly in "Marine Juan".

That one is for you Dad.

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Barack-Obama2 41 points ago +41 / -0

I wear high heels.

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donaldismydad 12 points ago +12 / -0

weird. a new pair of New Balance sandals with white tube socks just graced my feet!

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MAGAngelo 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a young father of 3. I'm certain your Padre would be proud.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL - Bi-Den could also go with "Marine Yuan"

Call it whatever fits. All that really matters with free helo rides is potential energy = mass x gravity x height.

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freespirit_omega 2 points ago +2 / -0

Splash radius = weight x speed, the fatter the bigger the splash

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Landcruzer94 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Get off my plane!"

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bluebahloo 5 points ago +7 / -2

Monkey fighting commies on this Monday to Friday plane. This is a family place after all.

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Anon1970 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's called free speech. Kids need to learn that.

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

This touched my heart <3

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Rreidy8286 2 points ago +2 / -0

One day FluffiPuff. One day.

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The_garynator 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Chopper lol

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump still caring about his enemies who have done everything in their power to destroy him. The heart of this man is unreal!

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The irony from the scene where he uses the parachute to wreck the dude who was gonna use it to piss off is underrated, imo.

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mrh218 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nah. Marine One is more fitting!

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Inverted for the auto-fertiliser setting. It means less free-fall for commies to reconsider their life choices, but a more environmentally friendly contribution.

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PosterIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn autocorrect!

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HillarysStrapOn 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ha yes! Non tech savy big redneck hands are really not all the tech friendly. They are good for other things though....

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like wringing commie necks?!?!

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HillarysStrapOn 1 point ago +2 / -1

Snapping. They’re good for snapping limbs with the commie pedo neck definitely being acceptable. I’ve lead an interesting life

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AllTheWayTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully at 30k feet.