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Bhoelscher 40 points ago +41 / -1

I am German and Irish, two of the most enslaved and mistreated people of the ancient world! I am a person of color too!!!

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JSullz59 23 points ago +23 / -0

Irish Need Not Apply!! Thank you I'm proud of my colored peoples history.

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PedeInADeepBlueSea 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had someone once argue with me saying that despite Irish people being considered black in American history, "they can't say the n-word because they aren't considered black anymore".

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Food4thought 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, but your history is not important. /s

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Italians use a lot of seasonings so you're at least mulatto I'm pretty sure.

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m 5% German and about 40% Irish, where are my weparations?

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm nearly all Mick, with a touch of Limey and Kraut.

Funny thing, though; when the subject of race comes up (especially whenever I find myself in Portland), I usually inform them that "I'm part of the Human race... how about you?"

Watching their little heads explode is kinda funny still.

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de9ebkmd7 29 points ago +29 / -0

Just fucking great. As a white guy we are such a small number in the world and now we gotta oppress Slavs too? Our oppression is really getting spread thin because there just isn't enough of us to oppress all these colored folk. Unbelievable. Well, I'll start the planning for our next meeting so we can figure out how to hold down the Slavic man.

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0io- 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's kind of like trying to buy an American-made car. The Toyota may have more American-made parts than the Chevy. Before you go out to oppress people you have to look up everything about them on various lists.

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

"According to this, the Swiss are the most oppressed people. Wait... what?"

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0io- 7 points ago +7 / -0

You'd feel oppressed too if your national cheese was full of holes.

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAKE CHEESE SOLID AGAIN!

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Proda 4 points ago +4 / -0

Being a Slav will always be preferable than being, may God forgive me for uttering this word, an Albanian.

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Proda 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a meme from MemriTV, I was just referencing it because despite being around 1% of Italy's population they account for around 15% of all violent crime.

Slavs here are also looked down upon, just as you said, but way less than Albanians or Rumanians or Moroccans, because they commit WAY less crimes than those groups here.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're gonna have to take up the slack - my calendar is packed until at least April.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

It all started years ago with the Polish jokes.

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Everyonelovesblacks 13 points ago +13 / -0

Awesome!!! I was running out of people on my list to oppress.

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Gipper247 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need to all do DNA tests so we can claim to be a POC.

Wait, what the hell am I thinking? Faux-cahontas claimed to be Native American for years. 1/1024th is enough!

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Filo76 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m a POC. I am 1% Cherokee. That’s how it works, right?

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only need to be 1/1024th according to Pocahontas.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's 0.09765625%! An American Indian could spit on the ground and it would have more Indian genes than her.

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Whimpy13 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've got to rewatch the South Park [Holiday Episode](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holiday_Special_(South_Park)).

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm 2% Asian. Wait... Are asians considered white?

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Filo76 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are like Hispanics. They can either be white or minority depending on if you were defending your home or being arrested by a cop.

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Trump-Train 12 points ago +21 / -9

What’s it like to a Hero, op?

😂🤣

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babyface 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm mostly Polish.

Where's muh reparations.

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WelcomeToRealLife 9 points ago +9 / -0

Forty acres and a pierogi?

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Doth 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Make it two peirogies and forget the land!"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if they throw in some beer too.

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babyface 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just bring back the kishka stolen by the colonialism and we can call it even.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same. I'll take my reparations in beer and pierogi.

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TheJustin 8 points ago +8 / -0

So stunning. So brave.

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DangleBarry 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have Irish ancestry, can I get my oppression card now, too?

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Doth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure. You can redeem it for a free pint of Guinness and a kick in the arse.

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DangleBarry 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guinness in one hand, whisky in the other.

Irish handcuffs.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow. That is fucking gold!

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Metallicity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Irish seven-course dinner: a potato and a six-pack of Guinness.

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Doth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guessed the punchline before I read it, does that mean I'm an honorary mick?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not likely. We know you're hoarding a pot of gold somewhere.

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unclebobinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow so brave 😍 congrats

Now just claim you're transitioning and you have carte blanche to do whatever you want

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JiubUnbound 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I was assigned Czech at birth, but I identify as Slovak. My pronxuns are hě/hiň/hiňsělf."

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Doth 4 points ago +4 / -0

SlavAnon is rampaging through the mall with a fire extinguisher and a golf club, breaking windows, gassing people, throwing cell phone accessory carts off the balcony

"It's okay, remain calm, I'm a tranny POC!"

Liberals all stand down and take their punishment like good NPCs.

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Doth 3 points ago +3 / -0

SlavAnon is rampaging through the mall with a fire extinguisher and a golf club, breaking windows, gassing people, throwing cell phone accessory carts off the balcony

"It's okay, remain calm, I'm a tranny POC!"

Liberals all stand down and take their punishment like good NPCs.

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LpTx 6 points ago +6 / -0

When’s the SLM March?

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RighterThanU 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is an excellent strategy ... if every heritage is a “person of color” then no one is and we can put this bullshit behind us.

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cob05 4 points ago +4 / -0

SLAV LIVES MATTER!

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BritGroyper 4 points ago +4 / -0

We wuz slavs

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BasedRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool!

BTW - Can someone remind me: Are Asians People of Color again or are they still in the White Supremacist penalty box?

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prayinpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Asians got traded for Slavs

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fdagasfd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine declaring groups of people "colored" and being like: "I'm an anti-racist! Racism doesn't stand a chance!"

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10MeV 2 points ago +2 / -0

Slavic? As in... Melania Trump? Well, wouldn't that just make the leftist's heads explode?

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 2 points ago +2 / -0

/laughs in Irish

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Patriot23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incredible my grandfather was Yugoslavian so I get the n word pass right?

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FreedomFlowerDelta 2 points ago +2 / -0

You do realize that Coalition of White people would be fair, not racist.

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Rotting_John_McCain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now, do the Gauls!

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cant caeser killed them

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current_horror 1 point ago +1 / -0

So who exactly remains in the oppressor group? Are we down to like Germans and Swedes?

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NewPatriot102 1 point ago +1 / -0

So wait, if I am a Slav, that means I am a person of color or what ?

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TearofLys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty soon, no one is going to be "white"

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CommanderJehu 1 point ago +1 / -0

English and germanics will always be white.

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janez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm a slav and I did not sign up for this

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Scandinavian, we don't allow lesser people to categorize us.😉

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BloodCatharsis 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Slavic community is defined as those from the former Soviet Union.

No. "Slavic" is a group of related ethnicities and their corresponding languages, and the Soviet Union included many non-Slavic peoples (e.g., most East Germans).

It is a little unusual to consider the Slavic community as a community of color, for conventionally the community is considered White.

This wasn't generally the case until relatively recently, at least not while I was growing up -- and I'm not that old. The same goes for the Italians. Not that I have any problem with either group.

The Slavic community has arrived in this part of the USA facing similar forms of discrimination and exclusion as did the Polish, Irish and Italians many generations ago.

The borderline-illiterate person who wrote this doesn't appear to be aware that the Polish are Slavs...

A glaring omission by the author is the fact that the word "slave" COMES FROM THE ANCIENT GREEK WORD FOR SLAV. Maybe that's somewhere in the publication, and is just missing from the abstract, but I doubt it. Overall, the ignorance is astounding.

Fun fact: Ben Franklin considered "white" to be a synonym for Saxon, excluding even other Germans (whom he called "swarthy") as well as Scandinavians.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where my gibsmedats?

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Metallicity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are Poles Slavs? Either way, Polskie życie ma znaczenie!

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a (LEGAL) refugee from the proud People's Republic of Kekistan I'll remind everyone that our people have been oppressed for thousands of years. We've been people of color (green hue) for so long some historians consider us the original POC.

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macocontentfarmer 1 point ago +1 / -0

i’m 50% macedonian 50% slovakian... check your privilege, bigots. 🤣

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FucKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grats bro

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BeanieRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is interesting - if we are all marginalized than no one is. Keep pressing!

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highmoves 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ve been looking for a nearby pierogi store store to loot and then burn but having issues. If only we Slavs desired dank sneakers.

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NationalFervor 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're outright slowly defining whites as "Anglo-Saxon", and explicitly uniting all "non-whites" of the world against them. Hmm... Where have I heard this before? Oh right, according to those very same people, that's a "deboonked conspiracy theory".

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flaming_death 1 point ago +1 / -0

FUCKIN' A! I'M A MINORITY NOW!

SUCK IT BITCHES!

WHERE'S MY FREE SHIT?

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Krautistani 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it because Russia hacked into the voting machines to ensure the most secure election ever?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit, I'm a Slav! I'm also Irish.

.... Huh... it doesn't feel any different knowing I'm a person of color.

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TheEnclave89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slavs should not even consider this bullshit, they are a proud and very tough member of Europe. Why should a proud ethnic group want to be associated with a victim horde?

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marrkus_of_mrkopalj 1 point ago +1 / -0

WOOHOO! I'm finally a minority! Croatian is slavic right? Right?! RIGHT!?

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GodzillaV 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Slavic, WTF does this mean? Also really, community of color, "Hello, I am from COC". Cunts!

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RealAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found the source

Excellent post OP!

Some additional info:

"It is a little unusual to consider the Slavic community as a community of color, for conventionally the community is considered White, and in all databases reviewed for this research, the community is included within the White community. So why this variation? The Slavic community has arrived in this part of the USA facing similar forms of discrimination and exclusion as did the Polish, Irish and Italians many generations ago. These communities struggled with language, employment, education and social exclusion. In much the same way, the Slavic community faces these barriers to parity and to equity."