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posted ago by ValkyrieHoneybadger ago by ValkyrieHoneybadger +2857 / -1

You say its just a mask and you get used to it.

You say its only two weeks and it will be over.

You say you have to wear it because in order to get food you must.

You say it will all be over soon.

If you cannot stand up to a mask how you gonna stand up to the full on commie force coming your way?

They are watching how many will willingly submit to the mask to determine how easy it is to roll us over. They have pushed the tolerance for willing to give up your constitutional rights in order to take all your rights.

Do you have what it takes? Are you still saying you have too much to lose if your do not comply?

You have everything to lose by complying. You enable your own subjugation.

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ValkyrieHoneybadger [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

When asked that I say its up your ass and I keep walking.

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Sekoms 41 points ago +41 / -0

Just go super Karen on them and out fake virtue signal them. "I've donated my mask to people less privileged then me along with my vaccine dose, I can't believe you haven't done the same. Are you trying to kill grandma you racist!"

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ValkyrieHoneybadger [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

I just ignore them. On the odd occasion that fails I make a crazy screaming sound and go on offense.

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Skogin 13 points ago +13 / -0

“Slow the spread... you mean like cream cheese?”

“A pandemic? Like that movie Outbreak?”

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Choomguy 14 points ago +14 / -0

I am so using that. “Any masks i come across, i donate to the local senior center for those who really need them”.

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FactsOverFeelings 6 points ago +6 / -0

BRILLIANT!

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Bullet_Tooth_Tony 24 points ago +24 / -0

Random Karen: "You really should have a mask on."

Me: "Oh shit! Thank you for reminding me."

reaches into pocket and pulls out middle finger

This has happened twice now. The first time I broke out laughing as I was reaching into my pocket and ruined the punchline. Second time I kept a straight face and got several laughs from people in line at the store.

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OZ00MSTALLGEESE 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like my "just an ole country boy" technique

"You need to wear a mask?"

"A mask? What in the world would I wear a mask for? Is it halloween?"

"You know for covid"

"KA-OOH-VED? huh, I don't know what that is.. oh oh yea that's what you call those big green olives right?"

"No sir I'm talking about the pandemic?"

"THE PANDEMIC!?!?! Oh my goodness, what in the world do we have a pandemic for? Oh oh is it for those chinese spies? Is KAZOOVID A CHINESE SPY????? Well damn I done been playing banjo-kazoovid for YEARS... Wish I knew that was a chinese product, I only buy electronics from the Japs"

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ATLpunk86 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek

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Ogcarvattack 19 points ago +19 / -0

i was going with the family, we live in Michigan, to an outdoor nursery to get a Christmas tree. the employee said we need a mask and that it was the "law" i said it is no law at all. we walked away mumbling like a pussy as i yelled at him "you'll be wearing your mask in fucking chains."

went to meijer got a fake tree. NO MASKS!

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Ched 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn, where did this happen? I went to an outdoor nursery in ann arbor a few weeks ago and nobody gave a shit that neither me nor my wife were wearing masks.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Auburn Hills.

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Ogcarvattack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Auburn Oaks nursery

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Barack-Obama2 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s exactly where I put my mask because:

A) it feels good.

B) masks block cum from getting on my face, which upsets me.

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Epicsoundwaves 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm sad. I got told in Florida yesterday by some old lady "your mask goes over your nose honey". I took it off completely after that

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knightofday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect response

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