posted ago by HighEmergy ago by HighEmergy +10 / -4

I often like to take my shirt off, so I don't have to worry about tucking my shirt under my chin as I wipe my ass, then my neck and jaw don't get tired after lots of wiping. It feels very freeing.

It feels even better knowing Trump is our President and will continue being our President for 4 more years, no matter how hard Doomers try to doom or Glowfags try to glow.

I found it's even more freeing to take my pants off when I take a shit, it feels like taking off ankle shackles, then you can move around better when wiping your ass.

:-)

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SonomaGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very philosophical!

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HighEmergy [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

No problem fam, nice pun btw, didn't even occur to me.

I thought some advice was needed seeing everyone acting like a bunch of queens, as if Trump doesn't know what he's doing.

Last I heard, he's our President; and he doesn't know how to lose.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy should shit right before he showers. Coffee is good for that

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HighEmergy [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot black covfefe does the trick for me.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yessir!

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pvt_funk 2 points ago +2 / -0

it might take a little force to make it happen, but it will happen. 4 more years!

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HighEmergy [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hot black coffee helps push it out faster I've found.

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pvt_funk 2 points ago +2 / -0

For me coffee does the opposite, lots of water does the trick however.

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Judiwont 2 points ago +2 / -0

George Kastanza style shit. Nice

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