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blacktankguy 54 points ago +55 / -1

best part - no penis

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Ghost_of_Pinochet 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s definitely a plus

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Rainman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh please oh please Santa... send me one of those patriotic women sans the penis

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pvt_funk 30 points ago +33 / -3

No time for being horny, we have a war to win!

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some people's marriages are shitty. Really, really shitty. Even the kids, if the other parent is nasty enough.

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whitesmurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

We can't all be classy.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +5 / -1

She's definitely worthy of being painted on the side of a B-29 bomber.

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FutureFreemason 2 points ago +2 / -0

princesses control the Kings

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dog Faced Horny Soldier

"The potentiality of a Civil War makes me extremely horny, and I'm far too sexy to wear a stupid face mask."

-T.S. Twenty-

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Human1967 14 points ago +16 / -2

Wow - i still think Chanel is Hotter :)

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Kim Klacik>>>>

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Onemoretime11 9 points ago +9 / -0

I love her eyes, they're what a C-cup maybe?

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Sheprecon31 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Thinking that myself nothing a couple of Gs wouldn't fix not to mention about 7 million BJs lol

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MooseKnukl3 4 points ago +4 / -0

My most fervent wish is to be an American flag bikini for 1 day.... a week!

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Chuckwagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish she was in the mma because I really would like to see her box!

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Spongebob1808 2 points ago +2 / -0

OANN needs to change their backdrop of the night city scape they use even for news at 10am....

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Life Port

I've always been a big fan of those standing oval type belly buttons.

USB 19

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orc_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn, how did my simp-post blocker not filter this?

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patrioticwinning3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats with her eyes? Looks like my crazy Liberal ex, LOL!

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raynman33 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to press multiple updoots !

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weezysweasel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wa Wa WEE WAA

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LordSoth 1 point ago +1 / -0

.............'merica....

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Onehellofagoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

6.5/10 tops

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think they're fake

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Eagle777 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Bless America

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happyfeetmah 1 point ago +1 / -0

A fine addition to my MAGABABE folder. Can’t wait for magababes.win ;)

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ComeOnPeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great Googa Mooga!

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thesas 0 points ago +10 / -10

Yeah ok if you like fake boobs

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JohnMcCainsTumors 2 points ago +6 / -4

What a stupid fucking comment

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TheHonestOtter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Amd republican politicians are giant pussies.

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Scuffers 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hello!

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Sheprecon31 -9 points ago +6 / -15

Just here to say I'd leave my pig and the kids 4 this hahaha

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't mean he's happy. My cousin became a fat, screeching sjw harpy after she married her husband. Entire family tells him to just divorce her because we'd all back him against her.

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jsnforce 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't know his situation. Kids could be grown, or hers from a previous relationship, or most likely, he's joking entirely.

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