CUYAHOGA COUNTY, Ohio — Suicide is now the leading cause of death for children ages 10 to 14 in Ohio, according to a report from the Ohio Department of Health about suicide in Ohio.
The report, which highlights an increasing number of suicides across different age groups in Ohio, also notes that suicides are the second leading cause of death for young people ages 15 to 34.
Dude, you're talking about middle schoolers, not babies.
If a middle schooler is too dumb for suicide, they probably never figured out how to feed themselves.
^ does not conform to what I learned in Boot Camp.
The D.I. caught a couple of idiots trying to kill themselves.
He had to teach us all how to do it "right".
You must be a marine?(I kid, I kid)
But seriously... As with anything, the internet is a way better teacher than any government funded organisation. Plenty of videos on Liveleak demonstrating exactly how it's done.
For the sake of academics, I googled how to commit suicide. This is the second result. Not exactly step by step instructions, but plenty of ideas.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods