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GreazyCheeks 77 points ago +77 / -0

The Bells Palsy will probably outlast the protection, 😆

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DanIsSwell 28 points ago +28 / -0

You’re missing the big picture. Bell’s palsy will keep people away from you. Hence...no Covid!

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Meatsuit 12 points ago +12 / -0

Science meets Social Science

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Druid_Con 3 points ago +3 / -0

no teeth=no bite=no zombies

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hansgruber7 13 points ago +13 / -0

Didn't you read the USA Today piece on why facial paralysis isn't as bad as it sounds?

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

From those whose big contributions to science is botox. USA Today, Hollywood, Disney--they all need to fade away.

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dixond 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Facial Paralysis: Here's Why It's A GoodThing"

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hansgruber7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty close to the real USA Today headline from a few days ago.

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LongKahn 21 points ago +21 / -0

iF It sAVSEs ONeNE LYFEfe

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Rainman 18 points ago +18 / -0

In all seriousness and no discredit to POTUS, this whole vaccine narrative is bullshit!

Taking a vaccine with unknown side effects that won't prevent you from getting or spreading a virus that has a 99% plus survival rate AND will only protect you for two months is...

UTTER NONSENSE!

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iPissExcellence 11 points ago +11 / -0

GEOTUS has alluded multiple times that if you get infected you're already immune. Which is true. It's science but science died 1 year ago when this farce started.

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HangTheSwamp 7 points ago +7 / -0

I find a billionaire "philanthropist" (Gates) whose biggest cause is de-population vigorously championing this vaccine slightly off putting.

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Prometheus76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe there's more to Operation Warpspeed than meets the eye.

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WishdoctorsSong 1 point ago +2 / -1

Much discredit to GEOTUS, this vaccine hype is the one thing I cannot fathom from him at all.

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GlockArm 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's pushed this shit to the forefront. Now they're already telling people the vaccine is irrelevant and they have to ruin your life anyways. It's out of the way now. Imagine if they could have held off on the promise that the vaccine will solve everything? One more tool of control for the masses pruned. has the double effect that the sheepy libs won't take it because drumpf.

Take away the dangling keys of hope, make them admit it is irrelevant, make even the sheepy not want it. Make people realize they're going to have to fight if they don't want to end up in 1984.

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's quite literally the plot to Deus Ex.....

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GlockArm 2 points ago +2 / -0

WOW YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER WHY DO YOU QUESTION WHAT OUR BENEVOLENT OVERLORDS ARE DOING FOR OUR GOOD HEALTH TAKE THE VACCINE THAT CHANGES NOTHING BIGOT

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Gmama2 18 points ago +18 / -0

no one talks about t-cell immunity, which lasts years.

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Brooklyn_Patriot_76 5 points ago +6 / -1

and sterilization is forever

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PatriotPepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Rob Schneider and Randy Quaid should do a podcast together

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goodguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be GOLD. Thank You!

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DC_Rogue 14 points ago +14 / -0

In Classical Rome after scandalous failures of public works (i.e. aqueducts, bridges) due to corrupt builders, the rulers settled on a brilliant plan: after major projects were completed, the wives and children of the builders would be tied up underneath the structures while the scaffolds and supporting beams were removed, motivating the builders to do quality work. Today Roman civil engineering still sets the standard of excellence and many of their achievements are still standing.

For Public Health officials, politicians and others who advocate mandatory COVID vaccination a similar tradition would guarantee the people's safety: they should be required to offer their own children and grandchildren to be vaccinated first, in a public ceremony as a testament to their faith.

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DeadOverRed 5 points ago +5 / -0

These demons have no children.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, it was also tradition to brick a child into the foundations, so I'm glad we got rid of some traditions.

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GreenScreen 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's the flu. The flu. The damn flu. I can't emphasis this enough. Nearly everyone is healthy enough to naturally fight off the flu.

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Chick-fill-eh 6 points ago +6 / -0

And if they're not, well, goodbye.

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Americanism 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rob Schneider was The Animal, and The Hot Chick, but now after taking a routine vaccine, Rob Schneider is The Zombie. He's about to find out how easy life can be when you finally give up and become a Zombie. Rob Schneider in The Zombie rated pg-13.

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I needed this. Thank you.

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2ndPlague 5 points ago +5 / -0

Picturing that "YEAHHHH!" in Howard Dean's voice.

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SADF 3 points ago +3 / -0

if its a vaccine it should make you immune entirely, not protect you a little and again you need it. Fools in government who are being led by fools WHO who are in the pocket of CCP. get WRECKED! with your BS vaccines they cant even control the strains of Flu exactly what this is... over political scare mongering FLU that has a 93.9% recovery rate and now you need there medicine. This is to fill the pockets and them applying the boot to the free world.

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Chick-fill-eh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Save this post: you still suffer withdrawals if you skip your follow-up shots.

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kornesque 3 points ago +3 / -0

So no mask plus the palsy for two months. I say let the lefties take it and the rest of us will take the mask off anyway and openly guffaw at them doing Ed Bassmaster in public.

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Dallasguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is literally not how a vaccine works.

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Dilligaf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mass sterilization

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debacle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that this man was cancelled by Hollywood for not bending the knee (and probably for refusing to fuck kids).

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Azarak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I find some comfort knowing those that listened to fake news as gospel truth and are absolutely terrified of COVID will climb over each other to get the vaccination. I can't think of a better (and more deserving) bunch of 'lab rats'.

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never liked his comedy but I'm glad he's on our side where it actually matters.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd rather just naturally fight the disease and then have anti-bodies for four months. Seems like a no brainer.

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Winterds001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ridiculous

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makethemwatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nonsense that it gives you only two month protection. The immune system just doesnt work like that

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't believe those cretins if they said it was going to last five minutes.

Take it if it benefits your purposes.

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CorruptAdamShiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

We waited a year for a vaccine that is only effective for 2 months ?

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ngc6086 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe the goal is to get most people fucked up by this "great vaccine" so nothing happens. Timing is kind crazy.

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Comanche_Moon 1 point ago +3 / -2

Maybe the vaccine would be good for high risk people like the elderly and those with known health conditions, but I can't see how this is a good thing for the younger, healthy populations. Not one person has said how long they think this would have to be redone to keep the immunity up. We have to get flu shots every year if we don't want to risk being sick for weeks, but the Covid vaccine will require us to get it every couple of months for how long?

Wise up. We aren't getting rid of this virus with masks, shots or voodoo. I saw a report on the news the other day that said ICE has had deaths from the fact that illegals are crossing the border sick with Covid. Biden said there will be no arrests for one year (if he gets in) and the Wall is coming down. There are already caravans heading this way. Having to take a dangerous shot every other month is not going to stop this. Give it to the unhealthy and elderly and leave the rest of us alone.

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yanksali 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not worth it is it?

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txladyvoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The vaccine is a tool. If it allows you to travel to visit a terrified parent and show them that it is all BS, then weigh your options.

If it allows you to show (yet again) to people who are close to you in age that you do as you please and take your chances, then weigh your options.