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davidgrouchy01 220 points ago +220 / -0

"I knew the type"

Translated to English

  • Feminazi educated by public schools.
  • Taught to hate all boys
  • sees a "couple"
  • instinct kicks in
  • a woman with a man is obviously not "well educated" like her
  • talks in slow condescending manner
  • recites the latest Orwellian mandate

/just following orders type things

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 55 points ago +55 / -0

Spot on. You understand this person well!

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jackasskicker 24 points ago +24 / -0

Must have had a feminazi ex 🤷‍♂️

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thewashambro 15 points ago +15 / -0

Feminazi's don't have ex's. They don't even have firsts...

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firestorm117 42 points ago +42 / -0

The cognitive dissonance of the commenters on the thread are hilarious. Here's the top rated one:

It's amazing how the idiots use words to hurt, when THEY are the ones to which they apply. You were doing your job, and collecting information solely for the greater good. The customer, however, was far too special to be included in a community effort. Good riddance. Lose one bad customer = room for two awesome ones! I always reflect these interactions in my reviews when I notice them. I thank the location for doing their part to look out for my - and everyone else's - wellbeing. And upgrade their review to maximum stars.

Bitch if being called a Nazi hurts you, welcome to what we've put up with for the past 4 years. Words don't hurt us fucker, don't bother stepping into the real world!

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Russian_ambassador 6 points ago +6 / -0

This

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Prometheus76 11 points ago +11 / -0

One bullet to add:

  • speaks in upspeak
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BLMadeMeRaysis 6 points ago +6 / -0

Speaks in upspeak?

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Waitafriggingminute 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everything?... They say?... Sounds like they are asking a question?

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

YES!

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Nomoralcompass89 125 points ago +125 / -0

"Papers!"

Fuck this shit. Do not submit or provide fake names and numbers.

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1in1024th 52 points ago +52 / -0

555-555-5555

dare them to tell you that's a fake number

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CuckS1ayer 49 points ago +49 / -0

[Local area code]-420-1776

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Doahart0225 29 points ago +29 / -0

Dammit that's my number LMAO

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Ogcarvattack 13 points ago +13 / -0

most woke number ever. i dig it

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welp, I've got a new fake number to use next time I want a veteran discount at Lowe's.

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ChickNorris 35 points ago +35 / -0

867-5309

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detweiler 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tutone? Party of two?

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Tenspot20 18 points ago +18 / -0

Jenny - Jenny? Is that you, darling?

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one3five 11 points ago +11 / -0

you beat me to it

and now i have an ear worm

jenny, i've got your number.....

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

I need to make you mine. Jenny don't change yo number...

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readyIgnite 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any time you're in a store with a members club, '867-5309' works for almost any area code. You gain added privilege that data tracking does not apply to you. People love that number. Fun case to consider human behavior for lessons that can be applied elsewhere.

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MakinBacon 17 points ago +17 / -0

your governor's #

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1in1024th 7 points ago +7 / -0

i wish I had her number. what a dreamboat

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firestorm117 11 points ago +11 / -0

I take it you live in South Dakota?

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Tuarac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan

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Waitafriggingminute 3 points ago +3 / -0

The telephone # for the office of the Wicked Witch of Lansing is 517-373-3400. I wish GEOTUS would get it over with and drop a house on her...

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

give them the cops number

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readyIgnite 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

Look up your representatives numbers. Give their name and number.

When the contract tracers come through, your representative can be the one bothered for testing. Help them swab three or four times a day.

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firestorm117 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like this idea alot. That or the governor that shove this shit through.

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Christineblaseyford 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hunter and Jo Skittledick, Number's 911

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Chick-fill-eh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Always use politicians info. Always.

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Hlodvig915 7 points ago +7 / -0

My name is Jablome. First name Heywood.

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detweiler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theopholus. Theopholus Punovall.

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slangin_paint 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Ligma, and this is my wife, the beautiful Mrs. Fugginballz.

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league_of_fail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah...Mrs. Smellma Fugginballz. Nice lady.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a tragedy when the first Mrs. Fugginballz passed. Holdma was a delight.

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BananaWalrusWafer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yelnik McWaWa

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Billybobcuccio 53 points ago +53 / -0

I own a restaurant and the governor mandated that we take names and numbers . I never have because I’m not a communist boot licker. I respect my customers too much to do such a stupid thing. Then a health inspector Came in and asked where we keep our book amd where my covid signs are telling my customers how to wear masks going to the bathroom . I told him he could stand out there all day and night and do that job if he wanted or he could go fuck himself . He looked a little frightened because they are used to getting their asses kissed. He left and nothing happened . More people need to do this. Make them feel a little less powerful for a change , it works .

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 17 points ago +17 / -0

Here in Oregon they will fine you and pull your liquor license if you fail to comply, and we have Branch Covidians everywhere here reporting to the State. I have friends who own bars and restaurants here and they have all been reported multiple times and threatened with fines and loss of license. The only businesses I know here that skirt the edicts now are less popular ones that simply don't attract the attention of the Branch Covidians or the State.

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MaxLevel0 14 points ago +14 / -0

Branch Covidians = Great name. Love it.

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10MeV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Michigan has been picking off restaurants one-by-one, yanking liquor licenses.

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DeadOverRed 29 points ago +30 / -1

Bullshit. If everyone laughed at them, as they should, they would get nowhere with their tyranny.

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edxzxz 39 points ago +39 / -0

Funny that when NY State hired contact tracers last spring, they were instructed explicitly in their training that they were not under any circumstances permitted to ask anyone who contacted china flu if they had taken part in BLM or George Floyd protests. So it wasn't about effectively conducting contact tracing, it was to craft a narrative that only undesirable gatherings of people caused china flu to spread, so they could shut down all those undesirable gatherings - like when people run a small business, or show up to support POTUS. So yeah, none of this bitch's bullshit was necessary and she is most definitely gestapo like in her actions. Also, I feel disappointed the couple did not simply tell her 'our names are Mr. and Mrs. Fuckyoo and our number is 1-800-eat-shit.'

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loooooof 24 points ago +25 / -1

Richard Head. 860-666-6666

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T_BigD1745 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alternatively Richard Johnson

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DairyBoy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Aw boo-hoo someone called you a nazi

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Buce-Nudo 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's N*zi to you, you deplorable Nazi!

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Star_Commander 9 points ago +10 / -1

To be fair, it isn't so much Nazi as it is Stasi. We really should be using the correct terminology.

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befehlistbefehl 5 points ago +5 / -0

We really should be using the correct terminology.

I get where you're coming from, but nazi is much better known than stasi, not to mention the average person is programmed to see nazis as evil with 75 years of movies and propaganda, whereas they are not programmed to see the stasi that way (if they even know who they were at all). That's why I think we should call them mask nazis, COVID Nazis, etc.

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Star_Commander 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yeah, but when I call someone a Stasi fuck they actually might LOOK UP WHAT THE STASI WERE vs just dismissing yet another person calling them a Nazi.

As a term, Nazi has been devalued to nothing ever since the Control-Left tried to paint Trump as one in 2015.

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CMUBigGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Worked on me. Looked it up. It's perfect:

"One of the Stasi's main tasks was spying on the population, primarily through a vast network of citizens turned informants, and fighting any opposition by overt and covert measures, including hidden psychological destruction of dissidents."

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Star_Commander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah. It's terrifying to me that it took less than a year for the USA to implement Stasi protocols across multiple states.

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befehlistbefehl 5 points ago +5 / -0

they actually might LOOK UP WHAT THE STASI WERE

You don't actually believe the average person will look them up do you?

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Star_Commander 2 points ago +3 / -1

You'd be surprised what people do when they come across a word they've never heard before.

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhhh...when we call somebody Stasi, WE are programming the people.

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Dreadnot 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fuck civility.

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Counterforce1 12 points ago +12 / -0

EXACTLY -

HE WHO PUTS UP A BLM SIGN HAS INVITED THE WAR INTO THEIR HOUSE

THEY ABANDONED CIVILITY

THEY ABANDONED THE LAW

THEY ABANDONED JUSTICE

NOW WE THE PEOPLE WILL ABANDON MERCY

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME TOU COMMIE FUCKERS

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pedeypete 16 points ago +16 / -0

Act like a fool, get treated like a fool.

99% of the names and numbers you get are false. Betty Humpter and Mike Hunt are gonna be everywhere!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm Harry Balzac, and I approve this message.

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EatShitCommie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Betty? She doesn't happen to be Ida's sister?

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HumbleCheeseFarmer 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah yes, the "It's for their own good" contact tracing / reservations rationale...

I know a guy in IL that makes reservations as "J.B. Pritzker" and gives the governor's office phone # whenever a place asks for a name.

Wonder if he'll ever get contact traced...?

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Star_Commander 14 points ago +14 / -0

"I'm homeless"

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 20 points ago +20 / -0

"I'm undocumented and providing that information would put me at risk for deportation."

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Star_Commander 8 points ago +8 / -0

Another good one!

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The_Emperor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well then! Sir! Right this way, please! As we both know, Homeless are a top exemption from the COVID-19 regulations in Nevada. (No, really. Look it up.)

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Star_Commander 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not just Nevada. I use the "I'm homeless" excuse a lot when people ask me obstinate questions.

I also have a passport card for ID because it doesn't list my address. That REALLY pisses off the Stasi types.

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Captnyestrday 14 points ago +14 / -0

If we go to civil War, we'll be killing people like this bitch. I don't endorse this, but it is a fact that most would feel a deep sense of satisfaction the act.

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befehlistbefehl 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't endorse this

I do.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seconded.

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Captnyestrday 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do too

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Holyfvck666 11 points ago +11 / -0

Rick Cranium 1-800-EAT-SHIT

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Hqen2000 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sure no problem, my first name is Donald, last name Trump. Wife's first name is Millania last name Trump. Our number is 202-456-1111 (white house switchboard). Let me know when the seat is ready, I'll be paying with cash.

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TGNX 7 points ago +7 / -0

If you don't want to be called a Nazi...guess what, hon, you're now getting what every Trump supporter has been getting for years.

The difference is you earned it.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mike and Jennifer Hunt. 867-5309

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Usernameunavailable 6 points ago +6 / -0

I memorized the phone number to the governors office.

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Ligersrule1 6 points ago +6 / -0

"I was just following orders!"

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nc777 6 points ago +6 / -0

These people would prescribe a zyclon b shower to people if CCPNN told them to.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Safety"

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KRosen333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meme: Captain Obvious Caption: If you don't want to be called a nazi You should stop being a nazi

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MikeVicksAstrologist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally clueless to the fact she is a fascist slug.

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Counterforce1 5 points ago +5 / -0

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN AWFUL YET BITCH

EVERY PERSON WHO OBEYS AND ENFORCES MUST BE PERSONALLY HELD ACCOUNTABLE

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slangin_paint 5 points ago +5 / -0

the would-be diner could have loudly said "so you expect me to believe that everybody currently sitting in your restaurant is stupid enough to give you there info? No way, get the fuck out of here. There is no way so many people could be such fools. You would have to be an an absolutely spineless sheep to submit to that. So where's my table?"

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Cowcutter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well deserved! She is a Nazi. Dumb fucking order takers

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

what a cunt. wait, arent we supposed to punch nazis in the face?

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everylastjuan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice story Commie

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Chochlik 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why I have my governor's phone number memorized.

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mugatucrazypills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just change your last name to Smith and last 4 digits to something random.

Let them realize their place is filling up with characters from the matrix.

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BananaWalrusWafer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are we the baddies? (we'll we gave that's with skulls on them)

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ngc6086 3 points ago +3 / -0

John Hancock 202-337-1956 for the WH or to be funny the China Embassy in DC (202) 855-1555

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league_of_fail 3 points ago +3 / -0

China Embassy in DC (202) 855-1555

My name is Long Duck Dong.

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mugatucrazypills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give them random names and numbers

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s what she calls awful? I just called a manager a motherfucker and squared off with him to fight not long ago.

She doesn’t a fucking clue. Anyone that stops me about a mask doesn’t even realize that I can’t fucking wait for some fucking idiot to square off against me over a mask

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Prometheus76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just give a fake name and number. I used my second grade teacher and my phone number from when I was like six years old.

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CucumberExtract 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure my number is 605–475–6968.

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

See how long she is an "all powerful" gainfully employed hostess after no one is eating there.

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Tokens_Worth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes OP you are awful

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Cloudrdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

We know that "just following orders" so as to keep your job unimportant for you personally, but perhaps she might have put a bit more attitude on it than she depicts.

On the other hand, there is little to support anyone correctly filling out their BS list.

M. Mouse plus one. Phone 555-3825

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dennis_nedry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dogson, Mr. Dogson. 801-820-0263

See nobody cares :)

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zzyzzx 1 point ago +1 / -0

If someone asks, my number is 410 867-5309, andy name is Tommy, and the GF is Jenny.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a Angry Black Chick from a Fresno Arbys.

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Fatty 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare they refer to her as ww2 bad boi, thats her default now she has nothing.

This is so sad alexa can we dab for jesus

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +1 / -0

hanz, are ve ze baddies?!

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RexCollins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Give them them a fake name governor's phone number