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Nomoralcompass89 125 points ago +125 / -0

"Papers!"

Fuck this shit. Do not submit or provide fake names and numbers.

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1in1024th 52 points ago +52 / -0

555-555-5555

dare them to tell you that's a fake number

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CuckS1ayer 49 points ago +49 / -0

[Local area code]-420-1776

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Doahart0225 29 points ago +29 / -0

Dammit that's my number LMAO

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Ogcarvattack 13 points ago +13 / -0

most woke number ever. i dig it

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VA-Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welp, I've got a new fake number to use next time I want a veteran discount at Lowe's.

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ChickNorris 35 points ago +35 / -0

867-5309

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detweiler 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tutone? Party of two?

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Tenspot20 18 points ago +18 / -0

Jenny - Jenny? Is that you, darling?

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one3five 11 points ago +11 / -0

you beat me to it

and now i have an ear worm

jenny, i've got your number.....

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ChickNorris 4 points ago +4 / -0

I need to make you mine. Jenny don't change yo number...

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readyIgnite 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any time you're in a store with a members club, '867-5309' works for almost any area code. You gain added privilege that data tracking does not apply to you. People love that number. Fun case to consider human behavior for lessons that can be applied elsewhere.

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MakinBacon 17 points ago +17 / -0

your governor's #

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1in1024th 7 points ago +7 / -0

i wish I had her number. what a dreamboat

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firestorm117 11 points ago +11 / -0

I take it you live in South Dakota?

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

give them the cops number

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readyIgnite 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look up your representatives numbers. Give their name and number.

When the contract tracers come through, your representative can be the one bothered for testing. Help them swab three or four times a day.

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firestorm117 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like this idea alot. That or the governor that shove this shit through.

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Christineblaseyford 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hunter and Jo Skittledick, Number's 911

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Chick-fill-eh 12 points ago +12 / -0

Always use politicians info. Always.

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Hlodvig915 7 points ago +7 / -0

My name is Jablome. First name Heywood.

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detweiler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Theopholus. Theopholus Punovall.

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slangin_paint 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Ligma, and this is my wife, the beautiful Mrs. Fugginballz.

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league_of_fail 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah...Mrs. Smellma Fugginballz. Nice lady.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a tragedy when the first Mrs. Fugginballz passed. Holdma was a delight.

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