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snakeoil 30 points ago +30 / -0

Motherfucker cant unzip his own pants much less put together a task force

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AllahFubar 3 points ago +3 / -0

but they'll be diverse as fuck.

Kind of like the old timey circus freak shows.

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Carbum 3 points ago +3 / -0

As a former circus clown.. I'm gonna say... probably worse.

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s1nt4x 2 points ago +2 / -0

send in the clowns

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r_u_srs_srsly 23 points ago +23 / -0

like when he was VP and that administration sat idly by as mUh RoOsKiEs HaCkEd ThE eLeCTiOn WiTh BoOkFaCe AdS

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chlofefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah that's what bothers me about all the "muh russia" people wanting us to lay down and take the china steal.

like, if trump ACTUALLY colluded with a foreign power to steal 2016, hillary should have refused to concede and dragged his butt through court. obama should have refused to turn over the oval office to him. if their claims about foreign interference were true, they should not have let trump assume office.

but they did. which means they knew it was fake.

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Magafactured 11 points ago +11 / -0

“I want to be clear“ = “My words are meaningless and I am a husk of a human, so my handlers inserted this phrase in an attempt to improve my image.”

Anybody hear remember the high school girl bad-actress of Kamala Harris trying to sound “firm“ while “grilling“ Brett Kavanaugh? I do. It went something like this:

“Judge Cavanaugh, and I want you to think very carefully before answering this, <PoserQuestion62.json>“

Hold on a second, where’s my ass? Because I think I just laughed it right off.

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Usernameunavailable 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is there a betting thread on how far they are going to take this farce?

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

My money is on 'from about 14 feet up in the air to about 3 feet short of hitting the ground'.

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H0tCar1z 11 points ago +11 / -0

In other words "We are going to cover up our involvement"

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OGRapHat 1 point ago +1 / -0

We’ve investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.

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Bono 9 points ago +9 / -0

He should ask Hunter

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Podestas_Password 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love reading his Presidential LARPs knowing GEOTUS is about to fuck his world up.

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beans_supreme 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fuck is this zombie gonna do? Make believe he has an intelligence agency?

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IPMang 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've directed my team to FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW MUCH THEY KNOW!

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KakarikoKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Just know, that a staffer typed this for me as I'm idly sitting by because I, nor my team, have any authority to do anything, but are able to issue generic innocuous statements saying that if you could do something, and let me be clear, we would make doing something a top priority of our administration that will never technically exist."

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powershellder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty poor writing too.

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crazyjackel 2 points ago +2 / -0

All I am reading is that we are going to war with Russia.

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Stallion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reading this posing, this posturing...makes me want to barf. He thanks the careerists who have briefed them?? Who would THEY be? In their official capacity? It sure reads like that's what he wants readers to think. Like he's the real deal. BARF

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be tough for Biden to learn more if he can't get a security clearance.

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gee I feel so much safer now don't you? What a fucking tool this guy is.

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deepbake 2 points ago +2 / -0

biden-harris transition sounds like the name of a disease

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SayItAintJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is he going to disrupt and deter his owners?

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freespirit_omega 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon man... He will say it's all Russia Russia Russia.

When you hear Russia from a Democrat, that means China.

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brainphreeze 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is so fucking insulting. Joe Biden doesn't have a clue what cyber security is, none, at all.

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2008RonPaul2012 1 point ago +1 / -0

i know we give 4chan larps a lot of shit, but is there a bigger larp right now than Joe Biden?

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

So... is everything "top priority" for this fucker?

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fwordFRAUD 1 point ago +1 / -0

He couldn't even admit to building the cages, and we're supposed to believe he can build a cybersecurity task force?

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Michigirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to know who these "career public servants who have briefed our team on their findings" are. Leakers of classified material?