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posted ago by CrsCrpr +20 / -0

I'm hearing rumors of the WH staff being sent home, reports that Trump is currently on AF1 surrounded by fighter jets, a cyber attack was launched on our nuclear arsenal and a real possibility of a Chinese invasion from Canada any day now.

Anyone else hearing this?

Any real evidence?

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TrumpTrollMaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Staff sent home due to icy roads and winter conditions.

Trump is on AF1 but is ALWAYS surrounded by Jets.

The nuclear arsenal hack was interesting - mostly because of timing.

Canada isn't going to invade you.

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chicagotrauma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canada won't invade.. Unless you have a new recipe for poutine

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CrsCrpr [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do they always send the WH staff home for ice? Seems like it'd be pretty routine for DC in December to have snow and ice.

Any idea why he's AF1?

There's been a lot of rumblings about China and Canada/US troop movements in the northwest too but I don't expect Canada to invade us

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FUSnowflake 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived near DC for over 10 years. DC doesn't get as much snow as even Baltimore (let alone Pennsylvania or further north), but they do get the occasional storm which is riding up the Atlantic Coast and then stalls. (Typical there is 6" - 12" of snow which melts in 2-3 days). I heard DC was forecast for 1"-2". Not enough to send people out of DC.

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GreatHumungous 6 points ago +6 / -0

No UFO’s involved? Fuck 😑

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Fuckoffgoogle 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sounds like rampant larping.

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Sars-2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sent home for Christmas

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TRUMPMD 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope !

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manmadegod 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lemme hit you with this: There is zero chance of the paper dragon coming from Canada. The other things i won't speak to but I can assure you of that one thing.

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manmadegod 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just not how China operates. They do not have even nearly enough power projection or assets even if they had the entire Canadian government and Military as allies to invade the homeland.

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FustercluckArmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have quite the selection of allies and idiots already here plus near-total control of information pathways. It would not be easy but it's more possible than many of us might want to believe.

Think of how many maskholes there are. That's how many of the people in the US would be frozen if(when) the teevee says "Nothing to see here but in case you do see something, the friendly Chinese are just here to help." And millions would sit there looking around bewildered. Just like they do right now already.

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Daughterfreedom76 0 points ago +1 / -1

They have the Chinese there doing training shit. Why can you be so sure??!

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manmadegod 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have been extensively throughout China and know some people there. I also come from a military family and you don't have to take my word for it but I would bet you my life that there will be no Chinese boots on the ground from Canada.

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Daughterfreedom76 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope not because my state is right on the border of Canada! I live in a city with a military base, but still not something you want to even think of happening. Thank you ❤🇺🇸❤

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manmadegod 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to worry - it would be a total wash for them with no gain. If I know that I am sure they have brass that knows that.

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PlantBasedMeatball 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter link or screenshots really sell these also

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petiteputnam 1 point ago +1 / -0

:-| WAT

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BasicCable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Staff went home for xmas. AF1 always had fighter jet escorts.

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mythbusterr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not even the chinese are dumb enough to try and invade us

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BlancheNegre 1 point ago +3 / -2

我們來找你豬皮老外!

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