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posted ago by Magalosaurus1776 +425 / -0

. . . for Roberts to be impeached, for God to place Dr. Ron Paul’s constellation in the sky, and for every patriot to be vindicated who ever halfheartedly voted for a limp dick GOP only because it was marginally better than an openly insane DNC.

. . . for Roberts to be impeached, for God to place Dr. Ron Paul’s constellation in the sky, and for every patriot to be vindicated who ever halfheartedly voted for a limp dick GOP only because it was marginally better than an openly insane DNC.
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khrysiis 20 points ago +20 / -0

He is a senator, so speaker of the house will never happen

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byron 1 point ago +1 / -0

He technically could be Speaker of the House. There is no requirement that the Speaker of the House has to be a member of the House. I think OP meant Senate Majority Leader though.

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Spez_Isacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

But technically it's not gonna happen.

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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nakedjay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rand Paul can't be speaker. Your next best bet is Jim Jordan as speaker.

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mostooge 5 points ago +5 / -0

He can take Mitch's job though

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Judy2020 4 points ago +5 / -1

Rand Paul said on fox news that Biden will be president

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tap40 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't you have to go shave something.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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BestTimeToBAlive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Devin Nunez for Speaker!

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Magalosaurus1776 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Y’all were more sober than I was two hours ago and correctly recognized that I actually want Rand to be the Senate majority leader...

Otherwise, same wishes please, Santa.

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IslamIsEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rand Paul is a Senator, not a Representative.

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GoingCamaro 1 point ago +1 / -0

The limp dick GOP is what we get when we settle for the lesser of two evils.

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golinveaux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Senator Paul

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Salt-N-Pepe -1 points ago +1 / -2

Paulistinians are the craziest peoples