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jimboscott 749 points ago +755 / -6

Sorry...

It is impossible to use 'Trevor Noah' and 'joke' in the same sentence without the words 'is a' in the middle.

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Skinagrizz 213 points ago +216 / -3

I have a South African friend and he hates this guy and others like him.

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DutchDonFan 235 points ago +238 / -3

South Africa is the best example of where the whole western world is heading if we don’t follow Trump all the fucking way.

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powershellder 122 points ago +122 / -0

And then the perpetrators literally starve because they don’t continue farming.

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Obamas_Prolapse 43 points ago +43 / -0

Stay off MSM. That means television. You will livw a fuller life, believe me.

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DJTrumpalicious 33 points ago +33 / -0

Gotta know your enemies, so watch with caution.

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FelixtheMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sports too. Monumental waste of time unless you are making your living off sports book. Other than that, unwatchable.

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russiah 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cancelled my TV years ago, never looked back.

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MAGASquatch 6 points ago +6 / -0

What are these "MSM" and "television" that you speak of?

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bewarethejogger 34 points ago +34 / -0

Imagine living in the perfect climate for farming, having world class farms left to you... and starving.

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Sting 24 points ago +26 / -2

But we’re not even allowed to say why. Not even here can we be honest, not even here.

This is why there are forums far to the right of this one that are visited by quite a few people here. I even recognize some of the usernames. And I mean far far to the right. WAY father than me, but I like to read all viewpoints. They go so far right that they even attract some far to the left for some of the key ideas. And the mainstream media and the people in our government wonder why.

They wonder why.

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Walt_Kowalski 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then they desperately invite you back but you tell them to fuck off, you've become a farmer in an eastern European country instead.

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borscht-nazi 5 points ago +5 / -0

>they don’t continue farming

Do they know how?

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zhalias 78 points ago +78 / -0

I was taught in school that Mandela was some saint

I was also fed this lie in school. Imagine my surprise when, as an adult, I learned about necklacing, and murdering white people for farmland. The country literally went from a food surplus, selling excess food to various other nations, to a full-on famine unable to support even half their population in the span of just a few short years.

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Tellsyouhow 48 points ago +48 / -0

Necklacing. And people keep saying Africans never invented anything. Checkmate bigots.

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PikachuJohnson 29 points ago +29 / -0

Jesus fucking Christ I just looked it up. These people are savages.

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Sting 13 points ago +15 / -2

They didn’t, someone else (((taught))) them.

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RememberKosciuszko 18 points ago +19 / -1

Rhodesia, yo

Known today as Zimbabwe

Rhodesia was nicknamed 'breadbasket of Africa' as far as I know

Zimbabwe... went it's own way

But it had the highest number of trillionaires in the world though!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

We all were. Education, media, and entertainment pushed leftist propaganda to everyone for years about Mandela and a lot of other people and events as well. It's only when you start researching things for yourself that you realize how completely corrupt these institutions are and have been for long time.

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Makez you wonder who has been putting out the "official story" all this time

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DutchDonFan 15 points ago +15 / -0

The ANC was not the only party rebbeling against apartheid. There were lots of other groups. The rivalry among these party’s has been settled with very gruesome violence. The ANC was the most gruesome of them all and they were the ones who won. It was never about racial equality, it was about power from the very beginning.

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trumpslide2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always Has Been

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like all leftists

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LaterTater 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just learned this here... I keep having to backtrack on my “education.” I remember the Mandela lecture though, I just never followed up on it, that’s fucked. My biggest “oh shit” moment is when I remembered when a teacher had a two hour seminar about “why America isn’t the greatest country anymore” while showing the clip from The Newsroom. I’m sure you guys have seen it. It’s so fucked up cause when you’re sitting in the class you don’t think anything malicious is happening. I still remember how it felt, it felt like the teach was being revolutionary and insightful.. obviously I know better now but it’s horrible what they’re doing with the education system. This happened to me over 10 years ago now. I can’t imagine what they’re doing now.

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Hoshi 7 points ago +7 / -0

Funny thing is when true communism takes over then the intellectuals/teachers are the first to be killed or sent to labor camps. Can't have people with free thinking going around telling people how crappy their new government is.

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dastumer 3 points ago +3 / -0

My middle school history teacher showed us that clip too, I bought it at the time and thought it was an interesting thought at the very least. She was a wonderful teacher, but she also said that communism was never done right.

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chahn1138 13 points ago +13 / -0

"but he was a commie fuck" == Sadly True

There are no "commie good guys" folks...this is just the plain truth!

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Trump_USA_2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Agreed 100%. For my final exam in a class, I wrote about just how Mandela wanted a Communist Revolution in South Africa so that the black Africans there could have their dignity restored.

This fact is backed up by the historical evidence. If you read his book of letters, you will see clear as day just how much of a commie he is.

And honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if all of the reparations commissions exist in the USA today because leftists, progressives, and wannabe communist "democratic socialists" - which are basically communists minus the tyranny and the labor camps - are trying to turn Mandela's wet dream into a reality.

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Monkeybeardontcare 4 points ago +4 / -0

The tyranny happens after they get power. Not before. That’s the only reason you don’t see. If donkey face wanted lists to be made of Trump supporters

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CocaineRimJob 39 points ago +39 / -0

Excuse me bigot? You dont like farm murders and day time running gun battles while carrying your groceries inside??

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Airkat84 22 points ago +22 / -0

South African here. I can confirm all the above.

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CocaineRimJob 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh I know. I follow SA people on twitter, the constant posts on yet another farm family butchered in the night is depressing.

I keep trying to convince them to move to Canada's wine country. We need white farmers.

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trumpslide2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

More preferable: We invade SA and make it Great Again. It will be our Winter Retreat, to join Greenland as one of America's resort destinations.

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Trumpy_Bear 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love the part where they've been screwed over by immigration and the people there know it and don't like it.

Remember the movie District 9? Well that movie was the movie version of a small film the director made where he interviewed South Africaners about the Zimbabwe refugees, except at first he was implying it was about space aliens and then revealed it was about the refugees at the end of the film. As in, they're people too, let's spread the wealth

What he doesn get is that the locals were absolutely right. South Africa is a developing nation. Why the hell should they have to shoulder the burden of all these randos? They may be black also but in reality they may as well be from another planet, speaking a different language and having a different culture. And they WERE in fact contributing massively to crime.

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MemeWarBoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

The aliens had massive weapons vaults stored and their fuel liquids made more of them. They showed up armed and we got really lucky that something went mechanically wrong. And even after that they HID their weapons and at least one was secretly preparing something.

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Trumpy_Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

...wut?

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MemeWarBoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

In district 9. The aliens were very unlucky invaders

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JimzeBMk1 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you think the ANC is bad, believe me, the only viable alternative politically in South Africa is a group of communists calling themselves the Economic Freedom Fighters - they’re 10000000x worse - just look them up

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DutchDonFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will do.

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JimzeBMk1 3 points ago +3 / -0

What did you think?

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DutchDonFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah that’s that Malema guy’s party. He is a straight up wannabe warlord. I see they were at almost 11% in 2019. Scary shit.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +6 / -1

I wouldn't mind carrying on their tradition of necklacing, for commies.

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Aegonthe1st 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm south african and I despise this lying cunt! He emmigrated to a golden life of privalege and then starts advocating for the same policies that turned SA into a shithole! Fuck him!

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Rageofpepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate him too not because he is from South America but because he moved here by choice to make a massive amount of money by shitting on our Beloved country

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LETSGETTRUMPEDUP 16 points ago +16 / -0

Probably for being an unfunny piece of shit

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Elon Musk is your friend???

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SoldierofKek 55 points ago +55 / -0 (edited)

I love being lectured about racism by a guy from a country committing genocide. I can't wait to hear the Iranian Ayatollah's take on not being anti-semitic.

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BirthPilled86 15 points ago +15 / -0

This one.

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LaurieDeLTrumpateer 46 points ago +46 / -0

Dude's an ass. I change the station every time even a commercial of his comes on.

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women_for_trump 24 points ago +24 / -0

I've never watched his show but don't they usually use the funniest clips in commercials to try and lure you in? Because I've never laughed at him. Ever.

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LaurieDeLTrumpateer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not even a hint of a chuckle

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 6 points ago +6 / -0

They pump his clips during South Park commercials. The clips are terrible, very unfunny.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

They put his fucking commercials on Cartoon Network now.

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was one joke months ago on a promo that wasn't about GEOTUS and was actually kind of funny because it was something relatable.

But then again, a broken clock is right twice a day...

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DutchDonFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha I do exactly the same. I sometimes tune in to CC for some mindless sitcoms. But as soon as I see his stupid face I immediately hit the remote. Even for the 30 sec announcement for his show.

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WarGreymon77 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've never seen his show but the ads show him acting so obnoxious

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caKAG 19 points ago +19 / -0

The guy was 10 years old when Nelson Mandela became President of South Africa and 7 years old when apartheid was repealed in South Africa. He never really experienced apartheid at an age where he could understand it.

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jimboscott 11 points ago +13 / -2

I will say this for Trevor Noah...

He is three times funnier than Michael Che, Colin Jost and Pete Davidson all rolled into one.

But that's STILL a big ole goose egg.

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YUNG_GUAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's not really saying much lol. He just has higher paid writers, these idiots don't have a single thought of their own.

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Kweebecker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Multiplication: 3 * 0 = 0.

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Axiom502 1 point ago +1 / -0

No he's fucking not. Not even close.

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RoofKorean 1 point ago +4 / -3

His comedy special on Netflix before he got the Daily Show was actually decent, I thought. I remember thinking the guy was going to make it. Then, he became a shill for the Democrats.

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TruthyBrat 0 points ago +0 / -0 (edited)

Way early on he did an appearance on Letterman or Leno that was quite funny. Some of his commentary on how black Americans dealt with a real African was both hilarious and un-PC. He had a fair amount of potential, and then he turned into the piece of shit he is today.

Edit: Found it, first Letterman appearance.

https://youtu.be/ruplx_DdXC0

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KaliyugaNavigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry that was still hot trash. At least it wasn't dripping in woke SJW race baiting shill cum, I'll give you that. The only funny part was when he embarrassed himself by saying 'these Mexicans keep coming up to me on the streets of NYC' when everyone knows it was probably a Puerto Rican

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can cut him slack on the Mexican/Puerto Rican thing. He was barely off the plane from SA.

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RoofKorean 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha yeah that was around the time I thought he'd make it. To me, it's obvious he's capable of being a good comedian but I guess money spoiled him.

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TruthyBrat 1 point ago +1 / -0

That and Leftist SJW idiots in Hollywood.

Great username, BTW.

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Deadpool 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep Deport that handshake shill

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seth Myers might be the biggest turd of them all. I’d say Colbert, but at least Colbert has some self-awareness surrounding his pretentious, arrogant, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou attitude. Whereas Seth Myers lacks that awareness yet still holds those same traits despite holding an IQ lesser than that of a walnut and lower levels of humor than the capitulum in my humerus

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publ1us 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seth Myers is only occasionally funny because he's kind of goofy looking.

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thuggishruggishtrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll give you a fair shake of deez nuts.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Srsly?

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GEOTUSMAGA 1 point ago +2 / -1

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LightSpeedTrumpTrain 64 points ago +65 / -1

Trevor Noah is an absolute POS with no gratitude towards this country which gave him his life.

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YUNG_GUAC 17 points ago +17 / -0

Gotta love these multi-millionaire foreigners with loudspeakers on American network television trashing our Country and our President every moment of every day.

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JimzeBMk1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Honestly - kick em out, never let them return. Save some space for the Brit pedes like me! I love America with all my heart - god bless you all, America the beautiful! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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wernerziegler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Besides being a POS, he's also completely unfunny.

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jimboscott 11 points ago +14 / -3

I agree...

But he IS still about 10 times funnier than The Big Bang Theory.

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Tardi_B 11 points ago +11 / -0

Both are normie trash

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't believe people actually find The Big Bang Theory funny.

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a combination of laughing at the nerds and acknowledging things like Batman and Star Trek exist. The whole crew is full of trash Orange Man Bad people too.

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jimboscott 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read that those unfunny twits who star in the show get something like 300 grand per episode.

Sickening.

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Sting 0 points ago +1 / -1

Probably 12-year-olds. Look, when I was in junior high, I thought Friends was funny. Holy shit. I was such a faggot.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

10 x 0 = 0

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momspaghetti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bazinga!

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

laugh track

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apophis2036 1 point ago +1 / -0

|cat> = (1/√2)[ |alive> + |dead> ]

A = |cat>, A† = <cat|

<cat|cat> = (1/2)[<alive|alive> + <alive|dead> + <dead|alive> + <dead|dead>]

Now, <alive|alive>= 1, <dead|dead> = 1 and, <alive|dead> = 0, <dead|alive> = 0, ∴

<cat|cat> = (1/2)[1 + 0 + 0 + 1] <cat|cat> = 1, wave function |cat> is normalized, a superposition of simultaneous states.

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momspaghetti 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bazinga!

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Appropriate that you supplied a laugh track.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any number multiplied by zero... is zero.

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apophis2036 1 point ago +1 / -0

My zero to your power of 10 equals nothing at all. Jethro Tull

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Raguel 8 points ago +8 / -0

I was about to type that exact same thing. You beat me to it my friend. lol I have given that guy multiple chances to make me laugh through comedy specials and even enduring that terrible show he Bogarted from Jon Stewart (and say what you will about Stewart, at least he could make ya laugh.) But Noah, my god. I think his sense of humor went down with the ark.

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wernerziegler 4 points ago +5 / -1

Despite being a lefty, Stewart was at least fair in interviews and ripped on both sides. In the few occasions I've seen Noah on TDS, I have never laughed at any of his bits. It's incredible. The guy is completely unfunny. I don't get how the show is still going.

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Raguel 3 points ago +4 / -1

Next to Jimmy Kimmel, I think Trevor Noah might be the most unfunny person on the planet...next to Kimmel. That guy can't go 30s into the start of his show before he's railing on Trump. It really makes me wonder what they will do when he does eventually leave office. If you haven't seen any of Ryan Long's videos on YouTube I highly recommend the one about post-Trump bloggers. Guy is hilarious.

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JimzeBMk1 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is - absolute comedy gold

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Sting 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think John Stewart is sincere. But I still hate his politics just as much as Trevor’s. And he thinks it’s OK to track conservatives down where they live and harass them. He can go fuck himself.

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you put "steals" in There, then yeah it works

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 235 points ago +239 / -4

Trump NEVER did anything dictator like in his presidency; Yet the left wants him to be one.

They will regret getting their wish

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DefaultFreedom 108 points ago +110 / -2

It wasn't a wish, it was a seed they planted in everyone's mind for this exact moment in history.

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Wearyman 66 points ago +67 / -1

THIS. The entire point of bullshit lies like this was so that when Trump inevitably had to act Unilaterally they would be able to go on TV and online and go "SEE? SEE? WE TOLD YOU DRUMPF WAS A DICTATOR! HE JUST DECLARED MARTIAL LAW!"

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BasedInFact 22 points ago +22 / -0

And that's was essentially, on a lower-rent scale, the same strategy behind the Left sending out their social-reject purple haired Nazi squads to spit on cops and set their cars on fire; they were begging for these sad sacks to get ruined on film, and then cry "Oh, Trump, he and the police are the real Nazis! Here they are billy clubbing a confused trans!"

And despite providing a few chuckles, the cops never really let those terrorists have what they deserved, legally and morally. Which was a mistake. Because I know the country would have loved to see that. And also because now nobody trusts the cops to actually protect society anymore.

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Monkeybeardontcare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah it was a brilliant strategy on the left part. If we crack down and enforce the law = Jack booted thugs. If we don’t -they grow and cause instability which is the ultimate goal of the left. Fuck then

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Art-Vandelay41 3 points ago +3 / -0

Except the Media has not won the hearts and minds. Even normie America looks back on 4 years of Trump like “well that wasn’t so bad. Hey look at my 401k!”

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Doth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now he's OUR dictator.

Get on the train, or get off the tracks.

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

It creates confirmation bias, so everything you see stars to look the way they want you to see it. You have to hand it to the left, they’re fucking brilliant in there insidiousness

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PhD_in_everything 38 points ago +39 / -1

At this point I’m about to say fuck it. The collateral damage will be well worth it.

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Russian_ambassador 34 points ago +36 / -2

They're projecting, THEY want a dictator.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always

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BasedInFact 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always.

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Monkeybeardontcare 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you want to know what the left is up to look at what they accuse others of. THEY ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH. The problem is that most people don’t realize the truth is a projection of themselves

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iPertinax 18 points ago +18 / -0

If he was even 1/10th the dictator they imagined he has been all these years this country would be purged of Communism for 200 years.

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commies0ride0free 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stahp, I can only get so excited

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Trump_USA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this too politically incorrect for this forum?

Hail Trump!

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Deadpool 117 points ago +121 / -4

Trevor wants to be on the first chopper ride

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Russian_ambassador 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not sure about first, we'll be pretty full. Maybe next Tuesday, can deffo fit him in.

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commies0ride0free 6 points ago +6 / -0

How about.... several helicopters and we get to select ten people to be first, all at the same time like a fireworks finale- Please help me fill in some spaces!!

  1. Obama
  2. Crooked
  3. Hiden and Heels up (so boring they count as one)
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jennyfrutex 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pelosi. Whitmer. Newsom. Both Cuomos.

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commies0ride0free 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good stuff- I will add Roy Cooper, the illegitimate gov of NC

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REDNECKMASTER 2 points ago +2 / -0

100% both Cuomos. They are just as bad as each other. One fucks things up and the other is the cheerleader

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Tuarac 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goden and heels-up ARE one person. Haven’t you see the Times person of the year?

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Kelmika 2 points ago +2 / -0

Governor Ralph "Blackface" Northham can be added to your list!

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eplettner 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your namesake will be busy soon

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BasedInFact 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's such a narcissist, he'll likely yell his name the whole way down.

Noooooooooo----aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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MrBlack 1 point ago +1 / -0

He lives a couple of blocks away from me, I'll make sure he boards.

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Formerlurker92 94 points ago +96 / -2

How does he not count as a foreigner meddling with a us election

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DefaultFreedom 51 points ago +52 / -1

Well ya see he's not white and he says what the CIA tells him to.

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JoyousMischief 4 points ago +5 / -1

Haha, I especially enjoyed CIA joke #66666, orange man bad.

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ArchdukeChocula 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or John Oliver for that matter o.o

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ChrisSuperDude 88 points ago +90 / -2

Life under Dictator Trump is always preferable to life under 'President' Biden.

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denach644 37 points ago +39 / -2

I didn't know I wanted to live under a dictatorship until President Trump took office.

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Birbistheworb 12 points ago +15 / -3

You know honestly, were a democratic republic. Our founding fathers knew democracy doesn't work, hence the system we have. But still, something just isn't right about how it's executed today.

Do you think the founding fathers really intended for every single asshole with a pulse to be able to have an equal say in government? I'm not buying it. There's no way being ALIVE is enough to qualify you to vote.

We've gotta roll this shit back somehow.

There are lots of approaches to this that I've entertained like military service, etc, but the one that I think makes the most sense and is the most fair, is to make a law that in order to vote, you must have contributed a certain percentage of your income for the year as taxes. Let's call it 15%, but the number isn't important for the sake of argument.

This way, nobody is excluded by any unfair means. Your vote is tied to your tax status. didn't pay taxes? You don't vote. It applies equally whether you are rich or poor. Made a billion dollars this year but dodged taxes by hiding it in the Bahamas? No vote for you. Leeched off welfare or drew unemployment all year? No vote for you.

Only people with a vested interest, skin in the game, get to vote. Best of all, it's not a permanent status. You can always pull yourself up by the bootstraps and do better nd earn your vote next year. Nobody is excluded by identity, just gotta change your circumstances.

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RegularAmerican 10 points ago +10 / -0

Implying all the votes today are casted by people with a pulse or simply being "alive"

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Wtf_socialismreally 7 points ago +8 / -1

Honestly, everyone can talk about arbitrary restrictions on voting but aside from being a citizen and in good standing, requiring you to be paying your taxes is not a bad one.

If we're going to have to pay taxes (taxation is theft ahhh) then we should be the ones to have a say in voting, not everyone else.

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dastumer 2 points ago +2 / -0

There were requirements such as being a land owner back then.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Idk man that sounds like Jeff bozos would have all the power

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Me too !

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Tardi_B 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Dictator" only recently got a negative connotation, in ancient Rome the original dictators were the guys appointed to saving the empire in times of critical need. They would do their job and then leave office when the job was done. People loved them, they were heroes.

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ChrisSuperDude 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The original dictators were the guys appointed to saving the empire in times of critical need"

Well, I guess the media is right, Trump is a dictator.

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Tardi_B 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's absolutely the right man for the job.

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dastumer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monarchist gang

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Ludwig1380 64 points ago +66 / -2

At this point, I wish he was the dictator. At least he gives a shit about the american people.

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Mixxy 56 points ago +58 / -2

I'm sorry but Trump is absolutely terrible at being a dictator
-Mocked and slandered by the press every day, nothing bad happens to them
-Members of Congress regularly voted against his policies, nothing bad happens to them -People stand outside his house and protest day after day, nothing bad happens to them -I could go on Twitter right now and post "Donald Trump is a whiny cheeto baby and should die" and nothing bad would happen to me
-And to top it all off, he's been the least militaristic president in my lifetime, despite huge support from the military Apparently "dictator" these days just means "does things I don't like"

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wish he was half as “bad” as they say he is

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2008RonPaul2012 21 points ago +22 / -1

You serious? Probably 2-3 million people per day say shit like that

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Deadpool 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s a liberal handshake shill deport

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Tardi_B 11 points ago +11 / -0

A shit ton of people on Reddit.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

A shit ton of people on every social media platform.

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wartooth6 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have you never browed twitter or reddit before?

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Dman82 9 points ago +9 / -0 (edited)

Trump is the only president you can threaten and have no consequences if someone did kill him the media would make him out to be a victim of oppression and a hero Even if secret service visits them they just laugh and shut the door in their face there was a video where some bitch did hell one guy tried to take a cops gun and shoot him all they did was send his bitch ass back to England and said he could not come back imagine if that had been Obama he would never have got out of jail i mean he was even white so he may have been executed i believe Madonna said she was going to blow up the white house with her stank hole and give them all herpies i may be a little off on the last on it may have been syphilis

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone didn't read the Twitter comments when Trump was sick with the coof.

They were wishing death upon him constantly, and literally saying shit in like Aramaic and shit that was demonic in nature

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apophis2036 18 points ago +18 / -0

The radical left accuses their opponents of exactly what they are doing. Case in point, Hillary's collusion with the Russians (Steele Dossier). It's Saul Alinsky tactics, Hillary's college thesis topic.

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The_Real_Jameson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary sold 20% of our Uranium to Russia. That's a big Uranium One.

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apophis2036 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, Uranium One. My point is that the left accuses Trump of being a dictator when it is the left that wants to turn our Constitutional Republic into a Socialist sh*thole country. The Clinton Foundation received $millions for Hillary to sign waivers as SOS to Columbia, Nigeria, Haiti, India, et al. The Clinton Global Initiative was another scam to rake in $millions to push global warming alarmism, another scam to weaken America.

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apophis2036 0 points ago +1 / -1

Thank You moderator. We be cool.

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apophis2036 1 point ago +1 / -0 (edited)

Not cool any more. When moderators begin deleting posts for no apparent reason, they become part of the problem, not the solution. Posts containing racial slurs, obscenity and random insanity are allowed to stay but I try to post a comment about The Big Bang tv series and I get deleted. What's up with that?

|cat> = (1/√2)[ |dead> + |alive> ] Dirac notation, look it up.

Life is complex. It has real and imaginary parts. Rich Rosen

Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts. Richard Feynman

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apophis2036 1 point ago +1 / -0

BTW, who is SethAbonimae? Apparently, he lives on the imaginary axis. But when you square the wave function, the imaginary collapses unto the physical realizable.

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TenScoops 15 points ago +16 / -1

good. DEW IT

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10gauge 11 points ago +12 / -1

The Rubicon is not in Africa.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not in the U.S. either, but we can have a stand in.

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

ARMED PATRIOTS

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geocitiesuser 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was originally proposed by scott adams, and I don't think it's a bad idea.

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Anaconda 0 points ago +2 / -2

Cucked post really.

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young_roshi 9 points ago +10 / -1

Go back to Africa, Trevor, we don't like you here.

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Dave___Smith 8 points ago +9 / -1

Please.

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PezzShivers 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't get it...

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americanjerky 7 points ago +8 / -1

‘Joke’ is a stretch. Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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PhD_in_everything 7 points ago +7 / -0

Say when.

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countryfirst108 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ah yes Trevor Noah. A nobody in South Africa, comes to the USA, becomes a millionaire and claims systemic racism. Living the American dream and shitting on America at the same time. Ungrateful SOB.

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CreepyJoesOldBalls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even libs don’t think Noah is funny. He’s such a fucking moron.

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Don_Davenport 4 points ago +4 / -0

The abbreviation of his show title is TDS

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

All I hear is the funeral meme music when I see this

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he does, the silver lining will be sending this faggot back to south Africa and granting asylum to all the Afrikaner. In fact. I say point a few gun ships off the coast and demand the south africans give the Afrikaner compensation for their stolen property play back interest from the moment stolen. If they don't comply, turn them into a burning ember. Let the Afrikaner move to blue states so they can vote Republican. See how democrats like the "let's give them asylum for political gain" game. Come to illinois..we have farm land..help us flip this bitch redder than a dogs dick.

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Diet_Loam 3 points ago +3 / -0

What’s the joke?

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YeDragonEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

Trump is such a dictator that Trevor decided to stay here instead of going back to South Africa

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LetMeBeFrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guys whole shtick is "I'm a minority with a TV show". He thinks he's way smarter than he really is. We don't give a fuck faggot, you don't matter.

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Russian_ambassador 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinochet did nothin' wrong.

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neil218 3 points ago +3 / -0 (edited)

An honest dictatorship is better than a corrupt democracy. Republic and democracy are like a fridge, the system we put inside can last longer than a dictatorship, but just like food, one day, it will be spoiled.

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libtards_r_stoopid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wanna play African 3rd world election games you can win African dictator prizes to restore this country to greatness and stop the steal.

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Grade-AA 3 points ago +4 / -1

What the fuck kind of Reddit tier faggotry is this shit, and why is is stickied?

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Jleinf 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time I see that twink on tv I change the channel. What a loser

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AMulletManAppears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trevor Noah is as funny as watching grass grow.

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VA_MAGApede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump/Pinochet...hmmmmm

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Cwebb629 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck this democrat pussy.

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BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't drop the soap Noah.

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Axiom502 2 points ago +2 / -0

This absolute pussy faggot fled his country leaving behind his mother

In 1992, Noah's mother, Patricia Nombuyiselo married Ngisaveni Abel Shingange; they had two sons together, Andrew and Isaac. Shingange physically abused both Trevor and his mother, and the couple legally divorced in 1996. In 2009, after Patricia married Sfiso Khoza, Shingange shot her in the leg and through the back of her head; she survived as the bullet went through the base of her head, avoiding the spinal cord, brain, and all major nerves and blood vessels, then exiting with minor damage to her nostril. When Noah confronted him over the phone about the shooting, Shingange threatened his life, prompting Noah to leave Johannesburg for Los Angeles.>

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GEoP 2 points ago +2 / -0

F that creep

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +3 / -1

Is this supposed to be funny or supportive of GEOTUS? I missed the joke.

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tedrosisafag 2 points ago +3 / -1

Waste of a sticky

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Better than a Biden Presidency

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Billybobcuccio 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s a Trevor Noah ? It looks like it’s a less evolved form of a Don Lemmon. Sorry For the Pokémon reference but it’s an honest observation.

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HectorArmads 2 points ago +4 / -2

Totally not trying to be a buzzkill. But why in the name of fuck are memes stickied and the real posts are buried among the rest? Seems reasonable to only sticky legit news posts and leave the memes to the kids who wanna scroll for hours.

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Iseekekpeople 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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