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ThisIsHowItStarts 235 points ago +237 / -2

He knows. He’s a fucking time traveler! He knows everything! The look on an innocent child face tells everything!

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Junosu 164 points ago +165 / -1

Kids and puppies can always tell about people.

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Mooksayshigh 64 points ago +65 / -1

Baby’s and dogs can see into your soul.

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BoatingAccident 37 points ago +39 / -2

And cats. That's why cats are dicks and want to attack everything.

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MAGAftwftp 14 points ago +22 / -8

Cats = CCP

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Traveler42 17 points ago +20 / -3

Cats = AWESOME!!!

Cats hunt and KILL rats, mice, spiders, snakes.

We need MORE cats to be released on DC to deal with the rats and snakes that INFEST that place.

Declare WAR on CCP President!! That and/or release the American CITIZENS on the deep state and false actors in the gubmint!!

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chez_blunts 12 points ago +12 / -0

Spiders are awesome. They kill mosquitoes, flies, and other insect pests. You should never kill spiders. Spiders are your friend. I once had a fly problem in my apartment. A spider came into my apartment, and solved that problem for me in 2 days. Then it just left because its job was done.

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whateverbruh 3 points ago +3 / -0

I leave spiders alone but my bed is a red zone, If they crawl on me while in bed it's game over for them.

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those are fair terms

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chez_blunts 1 point ago +1 / -0

The odds of a spider crawling on your bed, let alone on you while your in bed is extremely low. Also, the basic rule with spiders (generally) is they'll only bite you if you fuck with them or you accidentally do something that makes them feel threatened.

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FinalDeliverance 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lions are cats....

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donaldismydad 4 points ago +4 / -0

dad will save us from these monsters!

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do you do that upper and lower case thing? I read that as "How's this TRANSGENDER commanding my child?"

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Trumpman1 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is true. Some say it's because it hasn't been that long since they arrived from the spirit world where these kinds of skills are at their peak.

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Gesirisi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I shudder to think after I die and go to the spirit world is when these people will be at their peak.

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publ1us 5 points ago +5 / -0

Years ago, my dog seemed legitimately apprehensive about a specific ex and I probably should have listened

Same dog also once barked at a picture of Monica Lewinsky on the news... lmao

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Junosu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dogs and babies don't lie. Maybe we should put them in charge of elections!

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hloblart 3 points ago +3 / -0

When I'm clean shaven dogs like me more than when I have a beard.

The evil mirror versions of the Enterprise crew have beards.

Logic checks out.

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Destineed369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Interesting. Children are usually afraid of my beard.

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Sever -36 points ago +1 / -37

Animals can not do this. Nothing but an old wives tale. Complete BS.

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Whereami 32 points ago +32 / -0

Tell Biden’s dog that.

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bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden's dog has a raging peanut butter addiction that he can't break. How do you think Joe keeps the dog around?

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Mustang289hipo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr jilling said Major's preference is crunchy. Now we know how biden fell.

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Sever -13 points ago +1 / -14

Lmfao nice, still bs though.

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Tomboy_Patriot 8 points ago +9 / -1

^ fun at parties = No.

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Sever -11 points ago +1 / -12

Lmfao I don't base my worth on parties. That's extremely pathetic tbh.

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MI-MAGAgirl 2 points ago +3 / -1

You’re a blast at parties I bet

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Sever -11 points ago +1 / -12

Lmfao I don't base my worth on parties. That's extremely pathetic tbh.

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infowarlord 1 point ago +1 / -0

So cereal. Suuuuper cereal.

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Junosu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a bad experience here! /s

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Trumpman1 22 points ago +22 / -0

lol... I'd have to agree.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's right!

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dwnwglawblists 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet he remembers everything he said and thought at any given time with near instant recall. Perhaps he will share with us someday

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Fenianlad 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s probably thinking, “So this is the guy my dad called the pussy that’s going to swear him in”

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Ogcarvattack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aren't we all

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codesherpa 93 points ago +93 / -0

His look says "you son of a bitch, dirty Epstein island pedo bastard..."

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Qbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this!

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was probably like "stop looking at me like that, you dirty pedo fuck"

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VigilantAquila 72 points ago +72 / -0

Man, the eyes and disgusted smirk...he knows. Time traveler confirmed.

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Qbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like daddy.

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is Barron kneeling in this photo? I don't understand why he's so short.

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PaigeAshley 33 points ago +33 / -0

Beautiful, regal, FLOTUS!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 13 points ago +13 / -0

We literally don't deserve First Lady Melania Trump.

Look how poorly our country has treated this great woman. Smdh

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Loplex 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its not the country its the media, my mother is puerto rican and knows no english and says shes absolutely beautiful

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

OUTSTANDING Patriot Mom

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Really, the only way to have a bad picture of her would be to accidentally leave the lens cap on when taking the picture.

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LockedandLoaded 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are “not great” photos of her?

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Maconstate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every photo of melania is a good photo.

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1andrac3 27 points ago +27 / -0

DAM MELIANA IS HOT AF!

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SittingJackFlash 26 points ago +27 / -1

Donald probably told him 5 mins before this photo “hey Barron, John Roberts fucks kids”

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Siteless_Vagrant 25 points ago +26 / -1

Barron knows. Barron fucking KNOWS man.

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JohnBarron 19 points ago +19 / -0

He does looks disgusted in a way. Goddamn this timeline

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Modus_Pwninz 18 points ago +18 / -0

B A R R O N

S E N S E

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americafirst1337 16 points ago +16 / -0

He saw what they did to his father. I pray that the world can withstand his rage.

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pelosis_liver 13 points ago +13 / -0

Barron remembers that time in the future where Roberts chickened out on the TX election challenge

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inspoken 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh wow! I must have missed it! So did they just swear him in for another 4 already?!!! Great news!

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Rreidy8286 9 points ago +9 / -0

Damn. He looks like he's disgusted.

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TownHallBall 8 points ago +8 / -0

First, Melania is one of the most beautiful women on earth.

Barron is awesome and is going to be a great president.

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TRUMP420KUSH 7 points ago +7 / -0

The book is real..

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Ogcarvattack 5 points ago +5 / -0

So fucking insane. This timeline is fuck lit

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DebunkTheLeft 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Fuck this guy" were probably the exact words he was thinking.

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FreedomIsntFree 7 points ago +7 / -0

“So this guy is a satan worshipping pedophile huh?”

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Ogcarvattack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Apparently is a qualification for most gov top spots.

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barrisabundleofstick 6 points ago +6 / -0

this is the info i need

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theneverman 6 points ago +6 / -0

"this guy's a diddler" -B.T. 2016

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HighEnergyD 6 points ago +6 / -0

More so look at Barron's.

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1776take2 5 points ago +5 / -0

That looks says, "It will be me that ENDS you buddy!"

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh he knows and expect the rise of barron Trump. I will be a very old man or maybe I might have already departed but future generations will know the name Barron Trump.

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VoteBlaster2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mnuchin rockin’ the periwinkle scarf in top right. Noice.

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TacticalWitdotcom 3 points ago +3 / -0

That kid is DJT's son, no question.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barron, he’s great with the cyber

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Mooma 3 points ago +3 / -0

The oath of office doesn't need to be administered by the chief justice. For 2nd inauguration, let Trump should chose Thomas. Assuming Roberts is not in jail yet.

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voterID12345 2 points ago +2 / -0

and Melania is holding it tight as always 😅 I think she's cool.

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Gizmo17 2 points ago +3 / -1

“This guy is such a pussy. Speak of which, I’ll be getting mad pede pussy in a few years.” - Barron’s internal monologue

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Widowmaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

All of Trumps family are brilliant and way ahead of the game.

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Trumpdeasses 2 points ago +2 / -0

Melania looks good holding those Bibles .

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Why do you think I came all this way?" - Barron "Three-Eyed Lion" Trump

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Hotrod132 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes children are the best judge of character.🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋

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chadlambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO

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Trumpian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that Chuck Schumer’s husband in the top right corner?

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Wa10kin 2 points ago +2 / -0

He sees through the facade

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lurksalot 2 points ago +2 / -0

After watching what the deep state has done to his dad, Barron is going to be a force to be reckoned with.

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WakeUpWorld 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking hilarious

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drsowells1fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

And just look at the scowl on Chuck Schumer's husband on the far right.

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Build_the_Narwhal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kids know. They come with the gift of fear pre-loaded.

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Undo1913 1 point ago +1 / -0

HIS SWAMP RAT DETECTOR IS GOING OFF BIGLY

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Tweedlethree 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the whole family knew. Another Bush disaster.