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Guitarscientist 50 points ago +50 / -0

I shouldn't laugh though, this is probably true news.

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boonjosh 15 points ago +15 / -0

You needed the laugh like I needed the laugh. Thanks Pede!

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HillarysStrapOn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen to that

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The_Great_Defender 6 points ago +6 / -0

At least it's not BLM and Antifa counting

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Riseup21 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s the sad thing it was BLM and Aunt-Tifa. TCF center and several other places wore BLM Jada and shirts.

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The_Great_Defender 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was referring to the shredding machine.

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Riseup21 1 point ago +1 / -0

I concur then! kek

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +1 / -0

DiNdoo MaF

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trollkin0331 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's the best joke all day

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Overkillengine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren't ballots technically a government record? That's a lot of felonies being committed.

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MrJibaku 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here is all the signed illegal ballots you ordered from China boss, remember if you don't do what your CCP overlords say your daughter will be the next to have an, "accident."

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rigga please...

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Username checks out

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StaryHickory 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact is if they really did signature verification we all know they'd have to toss our 30-50% of the ballots. And we know they will never do that.....NEVER

So this is all a joke.

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DTOM1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeez this is good shit posting. Noice..

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s so good at its job, more ballots come out of it than go into it!

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Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry to correct you, but that's actually the daily delivery of used KFC wrappers from Barr's meals to a recycling center.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point why even use ballots and spend all that time counting them? Just declare yourself the winner and wait for the press to get on board.

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people do think our votes are garbage. And recyclable considering they use dead people as registered voters.

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apophis2036 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let snow, let it snow, let it snow.

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YUNG_GUAC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lin Wood probably inbound in a tank.

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clampie 1 point ago +3 / -2

Shitposts shouldn't be stickied.

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WhiskeyTwoNine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya there are more than enough real topics going on right now.

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The_Great_Defender 1 point ago +2 / -1

Agreed

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck8ng vicegrip guy.

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Riseup21 1 point ago +1 / -0

β€œThis the most safe and secure shredding ever”!

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Delco420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fiber being prepared for another one of barrons shirts

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Roger-Q-Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny, it resembles Pepe's salt mining machine

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looncraz 1 point ago +3 / -2

Please, can whichever mod(s) that are pinning these damn things PLEASE stop?

Yes, it's hilariously funny, but we have SERIOUS shit going on and other posts that should be stickied. We desperately need the post calling for everyone to meet Jan 6 in D.C. to support Trump to be stickied... something like this shouldn't be stickied at all.

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AngersFlame [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell yeah! Mod Gods Stickied!

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freespeech1a 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Stacy Abrams will be personally verifying each one! LOL

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Delco420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow and every single one for biden you say huh

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PlantBasedMeatball 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can I invest in this company they have a bright future and election rigging devices are all the rage... or am I to late ?

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Rammstein1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the Trump-Vote-Shredder Mark I made by Pri-Max

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AntsCamera 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is how Michigan does their audits

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debacle 0 points ago +3 / -3

We need WAY FUCKING FEWER stickied shitposts. Where are the calls to action? Where are the means of coordination?

Mods you're doing a shitty job lately.

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CovefefeREEEE 0 points ago +1 / -1

Let me guess . . . "Made In Chynaaaaaaaaah"

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Reality_Check 0 points ago +1 / -1

"ArE you QuEsTiOnInG oUr InTeGrItY?!"

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DefaultFreedom -1 points ago +1 / -2

They were hiding it at one point?