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rentfREEEE_since2016 183 points ago +183 / -0

Vote to change flair

From “cocaine turtle —> to “Mitch the Bitch”

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Chopblock 132 points ago +132 / -0

FLIP THE TURTLE ONTO ITS BACK

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jdog 47 points ago +47 / -0

I like this

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massivehairycleaner 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like this too, and now I have to like that you like this because I always updoot every agreeing statement in a chain of comments.

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hloblart 18 points ago +18 / -0

I think animation is in order. I need to see him struggle.

https://thedonald.win/p/11R4lLvJmX/

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Jackhererer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent.

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Forgototherpassword 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also poor skills

https://imgur.com/73Yv9Lk

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love. It! 💕 ❤️ 💗

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Virginia_Dare 10 points ago +10 / -0

Have it drool and flop around until it dies a sad, lonely death.

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hloblart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came to say this^

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 19 points ago +19 / -0

Opium Turtle is the flair we need as it shows both how he’s beholden to CHYNA, and how he’s now low energy.

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Realist79 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bitch McConnell

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Vox_Dobad 1 point ago +1 / -0

*McTurtle

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch the Mitch.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 60 points ago +60 / -0

Mitch got turned by that Shanghai pussy he's been snorting lines off of.

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RabidZoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crusty

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dusty

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jarasan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Main Chow Mein.

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Not_Quite_Savage 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fang Bangers abound

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SnowflakeJuice 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mitch didn't flip, he has been a globalist, pro illegal immigration, anti-American bastard for as long as I can remember.

His only saving grace is his supposed support of conservative judges. But all RINO's support conservative justices. It doesn't impede their globalist goals.

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Caprica777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her sister is on the board of the bank of china

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Malamutememer 52 points ago +52 / -0

I’m hoping my T_D internet history will be enough to migrate to USA legally

F5

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Virginia_Dare 26 points ago +26 / -0

Are you single? Asking for a friend. For reals though, we need to set up some international patriot dating sites.

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snypr 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looking for: woman without a penis

Get away from my profile Big Mike!

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Contra_Bombarde 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, please do... would be a great idea.

Done a fair bit of dating, but god... so many women these days have been liberalised - even the ones who aren't super feminist types.

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TheTPL 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd love to even have some meetup groups.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or migrate to the United States of Texas, depending on the future timeline we end up with.

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thenameisdonald 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now that’s a citizenship test I can get behind. Quick who was our first president

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ChelseaHubbell 14 points ago +14 / -0

No you have to make sure he od's off your next batch.

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massivehairycleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never would have pictured the snorting of crushed up redpills were it not for you.

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TheSkip61 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unfortunate choice of a name !

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SkeletorsTeeth 24 points ago +24 / -0

90s Trump knew....

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CahalTheMad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta be 92-93

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's not breaking news, he's always been Ms. Lindsey G to me

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Drawdraw45 2 points ago +2 / -0

And neither is Mitch

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jubyeonin 15 points ago +15 / -0

We've always known.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Problem with people on this site is that if someone tells them to believe in something hard enough, there's no way to get that person back using logic and reason. You can try, but it's hard when almost every post is McConnell is badass, Barrett will use her magic powers to turn the country into a utopia, this LARP is going to save the world, tick tock, etc.

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massivehairycleaner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I can say personally when I find out my heroes are actually cucks there's an instant sense of betrayal and outrage. Out they fucking go.

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Tacsol5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Works the other way too. I'm waiting til I see actual evidence that he said what he supposedly said. Still haven't seen or heard him say anything negative about Trump. Only what other people are telling me.

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SnowflakeJuice 3 points ago +3 / -0

McConnel was never badass, anyone who fell for that bullshit is a political newbie.

Look who he puts on committees, globalist RHINO's. He threw POTUS under the bus on the wall and on mah Russian collusion

McConnel is a globalist fucker bought and paid for by China. That has always been my opinion of him.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

when almost every post is McConnell is badass, Barrett will use her magic powers to turn the country into a utopia

At least I don't think anyone has any illusions about those two anymore.

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Drawdraw45 6 points ago +6 / -0

This, from what I remember he did everything he could to stifle the Tea Party movement. Mitch played ball with Obama, he was always a rat.

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happy1 4 points ago +4 / -0

this was around the time justice roberts had his little accident

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +1 / -0

No need for violence with Mitch, China literally owns him.

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digitalher0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mitch was never on our side. He's been souled out for a long, long time.

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Drawdraw45 3 points ago +3 / -0

this 100%

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Behind_Blue_Lines_II 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao. he didnt "flip"... he was never on your side

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RRREEEEfem_bot [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was limited with space lol

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TopBloke 6 points ago +6 / -0

The 80’s in this picture is so loud.

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scyenceFiction 2 points ago +2 / -0

80's DJT is so excellent. "Miami Vice" vibes emanating off that.

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AmericanChevalier 6 points ago +6 / -0

This.

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TrumpVictorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

More people than not believe the election was stolen.

Unless this is thoroughly investigated in a public, timely, transparent manner satisfactory to both sides, we are headed for turbulent times.

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BeefChucker 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was impressed Mitch held ground on Supreme Court issues. Shows how much I know because we nominated three giant pieces of shit. It was all a farce...Gorsuck Kavanaugh ACB, all worthless.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only man who can make a flip phone look sexy!

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StoryTimeHour 4 points ago +4 / -0

honestly one of the best posts ever posted on TD before and after reddit

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RRREEEEfem_bot [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let us enjoy this moment

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

Cool phone!

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

cool cap

inspired the pussy hat?

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't that just piss them off? :D

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

this pic of trump is fucking legendary!

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KurtTingles 3 points ago +3 / -0

"They fraud? Dump eet"

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carapungo 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow, my President, even then he was good looking!!!

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Bedminster 3 points ago +3 / -0

The boss even extended the plastic placebo antenna for the photo op.

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Aeneas_Troy 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did Mitch become a turncoat? Damn, I loved his orator skills. Sold his country and his Freedom for a pussy. What a cunt.!

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Aeneas_Troy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck he became Cicero. I think It is high time President Trump passes Rubicon like Caesar. It is his destiny.

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to be March Antony to his Caesar 😎

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ImaWizardHarry 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m considering switching back to a flip phone.

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RRREEEEfem_bot [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Same!! Been thinking it for a while now. My current contract ends in January 🧐 might have to make the switch

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ImaWizardHarry 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s the next step!

I cut the cable cord around 2011 and most of my social media (got rid of fb about 2 years ago).

...but all of my family have iPhones. I’m getting sick of having a tiny computer in my pocket all the time.

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RRREEEEfem_bot [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Especially since it’s tracks everything we do and say

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cars are even worse. I have yet to find a car model made in the past 5 years which doesn't snitch your movements all the time.

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hale45 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m so sick of the betrayals. I would have never know if it wasn’t for TD! Very scary.

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Smithsonian 2 points ago +3 / -1

Mitch is a badass.. 2 days later Mitch sucks. Barr is a badass.. Barr is a do nothing traitor etc etc Stop putting these guys on a pedestal in the first place and then we won't have this problem

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Trampus 2 points ago +2 / -0

He didn’t flip, he was always a deceptacon.

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Trickbag 2 points ago +2 / -0

epic ...

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FuckCommies17 2 points ago +2 / -0

THERES A LION

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Thegreatcanadianpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote to change cocain turtle to cuckcain turtle.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

IIRC, he used to be a RINO at the beginning of Trump's term. Then he turned good guy. Now, it's back to enemy.

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Guffman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I second that motion. ✋

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe a good lesson in hot hyping everyone up that throws some token support to DJT every once and awhile. This is the biggest test for all of them.

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TheDonaldVET1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Since they stickied this I assume they are removing it now. Or renaming it Mitch the bitch ok cokehead McConnell lol

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's gone I think

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RockyMin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't understand why he wanted to flip. He's going to lose his senate majority leader position to Cryin Chuck now.

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Jarsyl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cocaine traitor.

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Southern_Buckeye 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad he just won his re election 👈!! He knows he's good and won't be removed from the cucks in Congress.

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AB-IXOYE 1 point ago +2 / -1

Remember the 2 weeks before the election where is hands were all bruised and his lips were fat from what looks like a punch to the face?

Remember that?

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Android17 1 point ago +1 / -0

switch it to him snorting hunters boner