posted ago by TonsOfSalt
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I posted about taking the vaccine to track the side effects of the Pfizer vaccine. I'm your personal lab rat. Just documenting side effects, without getting into reasons for taking it:
Night 1 of sleep was awful. 3x worse than a flu vaccine in terms of muscle soreness, which would have been OK if it weren't for the weird chills/heat feeling on the injection arm. It was noticeable enough to wake me intermittently. It caused a tickle in the throat that stimulated tiny coughs, but that's dying down now after 24 hours.
I had no headache, but two other co-workers did. I've been kind of flushed on my appendages, but this is not typical based on the others who have taken it with me.
I posted about taking the vaccine to track the side effects of the Pfizer vaccine. I'm your personal lab rat. Just documenting side effects, without getting into reasons for taking it:
Night 1 of sleep was awful. 3x worse than a flu vaccine in terms of muscle soreness, which would have been OK if it weren't for the weird chills/heat feeling on the injection arm. It was noticeable enough to wake me intermittently. It caused a tickle in the throat that stimulated tiny coughs, but that's dying down now after 24 hours.
I had no headache, but two other co-workers did. I've been kind of flushed on my appendages, but this is not typical based on the others who have taken it with me.
how's your chinese? improving by the minute?
Have you gained any new ones yet?
I would tell you it grew my dick, but there are limits to physics regarding critical mass. If it created an event horizon, nobody would be able to view it in all its glory.
I would comment on your user name ...
BRAIIIIIIIIINS
This post reminds me of that part in Killer Shrews when the scientist gets bit so he bangs out all his observations on a typewriter before dying.
Having said that, please don’t do the die.
We all die sometime. I'll at least be the first ones to tell you something is horrible wrong. I wrote down the lot number for the vaccine just in case too.
We all die.
Or as a wise woman once said “Life’s a dangerous game, you’ll never get out alive!”
Good luck with your new DNA
That's not how it mRNA vaccines work. I'm not sure where you are getting your information from.
Enjoy your future autoimmune disorders, thrombosis, and likely cancer from the insertional mutagenesis that you're denying can occur. Unethically rushed to market to fight a disease that isn't any more deadly than the flu, polymer coated toxic sewage with serious bio-compatibility concerns. These things are just the highlights of the evil that is being unleashed with this vaccine.
I don't think people necessarily have "evil" behind most motivations so much as money. I acknowledge that people can want money at the expense of human outcomes, but this is a heavily scrutinized worldwide thing. I 100% acknowledge that long term side effects of the mRNA vaccine are unknown, and I totally accept those who have zero interest in taking it. I also think that asshole companies who think that not having a vaccine allows them to treat people differently is bullshit too.
I just didn't want strokes from the virus. I'm essentially guaranteed to get SARS-CoV-2 at my job, and so I accepted the unknown risks of the vaccine over the meh risks of stroke from the virus.
I'm cool with anyone who doesn't want to take it, and I will oppose any movement to restrict citizens who don't get vaccinated.
Freedom in a nutshell. You're free to do as you please for yourself, and you dont step on others' liberty. Good man.
It's so simple.
People who want to behave normally in public should be able to do so.
People who are afraid of normal behavior should cower in their homes or protect themselves if they are concerned.
THE END.
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil, and in their eagerness to be rich some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pains. 1 Timothy 6:10 NRSV https://bible.com/bible/2016/1ti.6.10.NRSV
Tough to be "guaranteed" to get an undiscovered virus not infectious to human cells
Not sure where you are getting your wrong info from. But don't lecture ppl on vaccines when you don't understand what a virus even is.
https://blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/10/26/the-missing-virus-answering-critics-objections/ https://drtomcowan.com/only-poisoned-monkey-kidney-cells-grew-the-virus/ https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/6/20-0516_article
When you stop posting updates we will know it worked as intended.
In all seriousness, in my last post I said I wouldn't have taken it if I was a woman. The "we're pretty sure" fact checkers wasn't good enough for me that it wouldn't cause fertility issues.
It would kind of suck if it created a Children of Men dystopia, but we'll see! lol
I Am Legend
Let us know if it changes you into a woman too. ;)
I remember seeing a while back that it caused infertility in rats, and now they're not recommending for pregnant women in UK.... did u... um... freeze your swimmers first?
I just saw some posts about that today.... creepy
Try to get someone pregnant. Let us know how it goes.
Do you feel any more autistic after taking it?
Look, I'm not sure why you used 9 words with a letter sequence of 2, 3, 4, 3, 4, 8, 5, 6, 2... but I'm on to you...
Any cravings for BRAINS?
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Is this even normal for vaccines?
I spoke with a high level physician who also received it, and he described it similar to a tetanus vaccine for him. I know my reaction was a bit worse just based on the flushing, but I didn't experience anaphylaxis or anything. They are monitoring people 15 minutes after administering with epi-pens ready just in case you're one of the odd ones out.
I had a tetanus shot a few years ago and was really ill for days and had to take the entire week off of work.
Does feeling ill after a vaccine a good thing? (i.e., your immune system is responding to a foreign invader)?
I'm an eternal contrarian, but one of the higher level physicians I work with made note that all of these side effects were evidence of it stimulating the immune system and working. Meh
Why take a vaccine for a virus that causes a disease that has a 99.99x recovery rate? The stroke complication is probably even smaller then that. Most pharmaceuticals probably have a higher chance of causing a stroke then the covid 19 disease.
That's even assuming the cases that they say prove the stroke relation weren't verified with the bunk RT qpcr test at a 40 cycle threshold.
Remember too, the second larger dose at 3 weeks is the one that really wrecks people. The real elephant in the room is what happens when your body is challenged with the virus. Since they did no animal challenge trials, you better be ready cause you will know when you get it.
That recovery rate might apply to me, but not the people I interact with. Did you look up the evidence regarding strokes with the virus? Here's one metanalysis (I know, not a gold standard RTC) but it's happening in people who otherwise appear symptomatic too.
The pcr test works great for what it's intended. The Corman-Drosten protocol that was created for the sars-cov-2 virus is extremely flawed. You can read about some of the issues here.
https://dryburgh.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Wodarg_Yeadon_EMA_Petition_Pfizer_Trial_FINAL_01DEC2020_signed_with_Exhibits_geschwarzt.pdf
Dr yeadon is a former vp of Pfizer
Here's dr wodargs website https://www.wodarg.com/english/ Let me know what you think.
You're a brave pede. Or foolhardy. Good luck.
Op, you can have my doses. I don't need them, so I will gladly donate them to you.
Sterile yet?
I was chasing my dog who was chasing a buck last night, I tripped and fell, busted my cheekbone and sprained my wrist. I will take my day over yours. My real day accidents, outweigh your cyborg fantasy.
Had you just gotten out of the shower? Were you wearing a towel and chasing your dog to pull his tail?
Maybe 💯🤡 unfortunately my story is absurd but true
Appreciate the update. If I were over 65 I would consider it. I prefer the Moderna after reading quite a few Scientist articles and others. I would not touch the Astro Zenica as I don't like the technology. If mRNA vaccines turn out to be good, many other vaccines could become much safer.