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wonderfulusa 34 points ago +35 / -1

Well, at least they got their sense of taste back...

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +8 / -1

They got a sudden craving for the long pork.

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JamesBond007 5 points ago +6 / -1

Humans, the other White meat (statisticaly demographicly regionally speaking of course)

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Omegamen 3 points ago +4 / -1

that cracked me up too.

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know right

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PewPew_ThaDuK 17 points ago +18 / -1

Somehow, I don't think this will stay a joke

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Nurarihyon_no_MAGA 14 points ago +15 / -1

Someone hack CNN and display this message

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Mcnutty 9 points ago +10 / -1

Freaking lol.

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, investigating a lead before running with it as fact never stopped them before

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Chief_Wahoo 6 points ago +7 / -1

“Mild” side effects

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CuckS1ayer 3 points ago +4 / -1

Side effects include injection site redness, nausea or vomiting, and a ravenous appetite.

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Jimmy_Russler 5 points ago +7 / -2

Fake and gay. CNN would never report on something like this and would insist the vaccines are flawless

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +3 / -1

The only thing better would be if they ate Faucci first

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Vermino 1 point ago +2 / -1

No! this happened at 4:20 today! Also Nancy Pelosi was arrested by DUI.

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wait until they all get dose #2..........:)

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CuckS1ayer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Injected through bite from another patient.

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ah! So that's how they are going to give the second one....:)

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GreatHumungous 2 points ago +3 / -1

🤣💦

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Qbaby 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nice to have some comic relief here! Thanks for the break!

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TrumpOrTreason 2 points ago +3 / -1

You are an Arteest

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suitcasegate 2 points ago +3 / -1

There will be zombies and it will take a nuke on racoon city to convince people

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Alaskan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought it was hard to eat if half your face was dead and your throat was swollen shut... lol

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Undying 2 points ago +3 / -1

28 days later.

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ColoRADoPatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Good on SO many levels! Thank You Pede!

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +2 / -1

That’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are

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Ninki333 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is not such end to 2020. I'll get the shotgun.

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zoober_floober 1 point ago +2 / -1

What complete nonsense.

They started eating healthy people.

And they are growing many feet taller per hour, and will soon attack entire cities Godzilla style.

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saltysgt 0 points ago +2 / -2

Imagine l00l

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