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() 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by TrumpCardUpMySleeve ago by TrumpCardUpMySleeve +1758 / -5
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Archmagnus 70 points ago +70 / -0

they will when their offices are occupied by US Army

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Doth 20 points ago +20 / -0

They're lucky if they get regular army and not snake eaters.

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Keln 1 point ago +3 / -2

Look I don't know if you were ever actually in the military or not, and it may have been some years since I left it, but I don't ever remember being programmed like some robot that "has to follow orders". In fact I clearly remember being trained that "just following orders" is no excuse for following unlawful orders, and that our oath was first and foremost to the Constitution, not the whims of bad commanders.

The US serviceman is a citizen soldier and a member of a volunteer force and fully capable of making individual decisions and deciding when not to follow an order. And unlike many who serve in other militaries, are unwilling to fight against their own fellow citizens just because the brass says to. They also know that the CinC is at the very top of the chain of command and any orders from him override those of any brass.

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GlacialSpeed 3 points ago +3 / -0

God Damn It.... I glanced at the title before reading and was overjoyed for a moment.

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Doth 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're occupied by regular infantry units you'll end up with a lot more fingers than if you're occupied by bored special forces guys.

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Trump_da_g0d 0 points ago +3 / -3

Dr Jill said it was 90% Trump loyalists, 15% moderates, 5% commies and 1 latino and the rest were of asian descent.

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Barron2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alright say no more fam

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MadMaxUSMC 27 points ago +27 / -0

Luckily he can text it right to your phone and put it on every cable box.

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CommanderDaddy 57 points ago +57 / -0

Geez, my heart skipped a beat there... almost got excited.

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Shalomtoyou 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah. Damn tease.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went to his Twitter. Was not happy after I got there.

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kogar 24 points ago +24 / -0

I assure you, we won’t know IA is invoked (publicly) until he’s bagged the big offenders.

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DrStrangelove003 21 points ago +21 / -0

I don’t see a typo. Trumpy Bear Snuggly Coco Muffins has to leave a typo for the clown world journalists to hyperventilate over.

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NOT_ADMIN 13 points ago +13 / -0

If only.

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Barron2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like he would just announce it on Twitter lmao

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Sherlocks_Pocket 12 points ago +12 / -0

Where’s the it’s erection alert I mean election

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Doth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Call the Proud Boys if your election lasts more than 4 months.

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okayokay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay this wins the internet

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hunterhiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

BRO HOW YOU DO ME LIKE THAT

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EllipticCurveBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you for giving my heart such hope 😭

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MyPresidentOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

This needs a shitpost flare

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Trumpian 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s getting to the point where this needs to happen. We all know Biden didn’t legally win. No more tick tocks and provide us some messaging.

Deliver us best Christmas present possible. Go scorched earth on these traitors or we will do it. I will not stand by only to be taken over by communists.

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PlantBasedMeatball 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forgot it’s habbbbeeening

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LaptopfromHELL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man you got me for a minute I wasn't paying attention lmfao

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Zippythekid 2 points ago +2 / -0

I dream of that

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Billpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought this was real for a minute

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Minarchist_Manlet 1 point ago +1 / -0

He should just tweet "YOLO bitches" and get it done.

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boomerpro17 1 point ago +1 / -0

not sure if you kids are 12 or just stupid cause' the last thing any of us want is a military state & martial law, and you guys seem to be begging for it here

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Trickbag 1 point ago +1 / -0

omg i thought that was real.....

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newchina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m pretty sure the tweet will be “My fellow Americans, the storm is upon us.”

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wesraue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Declare Martial Law. Have a vote do over in the cheating swing states.

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Overeverything 1 point ago +1 / -0

pretty sure if would already be underway before the announcement.

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Rusty_Shackleford 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHINA

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Sdollar456 1 point ago +4 / -3

Retard alert!!

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could EASILY be construed as “the tweet we’ve all been waiting for” - and you know this

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +2 / -1

There is less than 1 month until Inauguration Day. Linn Wood said something to the affect of, the next few days will be wild. People here have all be theorizing on Trump enacting the Insurrection Act. Stop being blind and acting like your post was absolutely perfect and it’s everyone else’s fault. Most fake tweets here have a shitpost flare labeled on them for this reason. Yours doesnt

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SaveUsSCOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

DISPOOTED

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TrumperfromNYC 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need to wake up to this tomorrow

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Toothdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please me president. Do it

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

CHYNA

FIFY

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you telling me this is fake...?!

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RealHappyFeet 1 point ago +1 / -0

This got my hopes up, for a second I thought it was real.

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soldierofcovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be up all night f5 cup of covfefe clean gun f5 cup of covfefe clean gun f5 cup of covfefe clean gun ...

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Coorslight14 0 points ago +2 / -2

That can't be real, because he would address the nation and bypass all channels of communication. Not to mention I can't copy the image to repost of FB. Has anyone check Twitter?

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MyPresidentOrange 0 points ago +1 / -1

The Give It To Us could easily be implied as Accepting the call for the Insurrection Act. Stop defending yourself

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

You obviously know that I understand present tense and past tense? So why are you asking that question? You’re just a fuck up and can’t admit it.

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MyPresidentOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now this post has a shitpost flare. Good boy

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mifisulo -1 points ago +1 / -2

Lol. Right.

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The_banned -2 points ago +2 / -4

Man, get this shit off of here. I don't need faked out right now.

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lordvon 1 point ago +4 / -3

go suck on a jeb guac bowl