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FlamingButBased [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would require (a minimal amount of) effort. How dare you. GIBS ME MUH APPLES REEEEEE

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DangleBarry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Climb it, use a long stick, an apple picker.

Pay someone else to pick them apples.

Find another tree... or plant your own.

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IlIlIlIlIl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this mean we fix rampant singleness by forcibly eliminating obesity?

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FlamingButBased [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well obviously he has PRIVILEGE so his hard work and diligent study clearly don't count. Don't you know that ~BIPOC~ individual shortcomings are never their own fault?!

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Karma_Bus_Route_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Different people have different skills and different ideas on what success means to them. Leave people alone and let them pursue what they want to.

Maybe the one guy sucks at finding apples, but he's great at taking care of chickens and collecting eggs. If you flip out that he's not getting the same number of apples as the other guy, he's going to be a sub-par apple picker, propped up by extra help and special accommodations, and he's not going to find his real talent.

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ArtPunk138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Handouts

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letrain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not plant your own tree? And get your own apples?