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posted ago by Ninki333 ago by Ninki333 +31 / -1

This is how the zombie apocalypse starts. With a vaccine gone wrong. I just hope they're the slow ones and not the runners.

Can anyone lend me a shotgun?

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sleepydude 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get used to swinging blunt objects. Don't tense your wrist, let it flow with the strike, otherwise you'll wear it out. Sharp things dull, which means more supplies needed to stay lethal.

Take out the knees first. Only strike the head from the side or back. The hardest part of the skull is the forehead, so avoid striking there, you'll only waste time.

Aim for the spine, a well-placed strike on the peak at the base of the neck will disable just about everything. This is where snipers aim because it guarantees the heart stops as well as the brain. A human can still function with 80% of their brain missing, but the spine is necessary to keep mobility.

Don't waste bullets unless you're behind cover. Don't rely on guns, they can jam.

Hunt them in your spare time. If you see a lone zombie, kill it stealthily. Make sure it is alone. Doing this will hone your skills and make that horde of 20 zombies have one less to deal with for each day you hunt a loner down.

Learn to make arrows and bows from PVC. Piping is in great supply and most will overlook them when hardware stores are raided. Save wood for burning and barricades. Use bows for hunting small game, protein will be in short supply.

Finally, wear thick scarves. I mean, really, is it that hard to figure out? At least a turtle neck? Tuck it in to make sure it doesn't snag on anything. Leather gloves too, while you're at it, with cuffs. Don't expose skin.

That is all.

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dmwinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://youtu.be/Wrp4w0OQmAQ Nurse passes out after getting vaccine.

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Namecensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they feed on big brains we're all fucked

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