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splink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah yes, Harry Reid's "exercise equipment malfunction"... sure a lot of people getting roughed up by that same "exercise equipment".

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TheOne1 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a Satanic ritual called "Soul Scalping" that shocks the subject during the ritual of demonic possession.

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Pickles76 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was me because they are traitors. Disgusting, lying, filthy, cheating, traitors. What can I say, I have a mean right hook even though I'm a southpaw.

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Trashed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like a warning

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IGfodder -4 points ago +3 / -7

Nobody most likely. As much as I hate to say it but they're human and a black eye isn't something thats fucking insanely uncommon. They could have fallen, opened a door into their own face, been in a car accident, bar fight, rolled out of bed etc... posts like this make us look fucking stupid. Not a single person on this earth goes through life without 1 or 2 black eyes.

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AceOfTrumps 15 points ago +15 / -0

Black eyes on adults are not common & even less so for elites.

Also, most of your examples are ridiculous.

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IGfodder -1 points ago +2 / -3

Yup completely ridiculous to think its more likely that Adam Sandler woke up groggy one morning and turned the corner to soon in his home causing a black eye then to think its cause he's not doing enough deep state fuckery so George Sonos had Igor go and kicked his ass. Yall look way to far into certain things sometimes.

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AceOfTrumps 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never said someone sent goons around bashing people. It just sounded to me like you think bruises are super easy to get (falling out of bed? Come the fuck on) Also, I'd point out that I can't think of a single woman I've ever met that would go out in public like that without putting makeup on over it

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IGfodder 2 points ago +3 / -1

You ever roll out of bed when asleep dude? Thats what I meant, you hit the ground pretty hard. Im not an expert on make up by any means but I think black eyes are pretty hard to cover up but I could be wrong.

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AceOfTrumps 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haven't fallen out of bed in a long time.

Not an expert either, but my ex was able to do it after a fight.

I've worked construction & around mechanics my whole life. Seen a lot of accidental hits to the face, almost never do they produce a black eye.

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IGfodder 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I know you didn't mean goons, I just said that because the post itself seems to be heavily implying it. I apologize if I made it seem like I was putting words in your mouth, wasn't my intention.

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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

You need to put it into context before you write it off as mishaps.

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SurroundedByLibtards 2 points ago +3 / -1

I must be the exception to the rule then. Having played 2-3 full contact sports every year for the vast majority of my life (Football, Hockey, Rugby, etc), been in more fist fights than I can count, been in at least 3 car accidents, fallen off a house and out of trees.

I've broken nearly every single bone in both of my hands, both wrists, dislocated nearly every joint in every extremity, torn my MCL in one knee, and my ACL in the other.

I've never once had a black eye. Weird.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously. In the 10 years of my adult life, I’ve only known 2 people to get black eyes - both got them from the driver’s airbag after a crash. I’m sure all these elites take much better care of themselves than my social circles do, and yet, somehow they all have had black eyes, and none of us have doing significantly dumber stuff. It is weird.

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IGfodder 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah that is weird.