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Lotto Number (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Acefighter66 ago by Acefighter66 +1579 / -0
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CzechForTrump 34 points ago +34 / -0

And that's without European pedes like me, who - if needed - would grab my vz.58 with Springfield XDM, kiss my wife and son and fly to the US to fight for freedom and President Trump!

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PurestEvil 14 points ago +14 / -0

By now, I'd do the same. But I only have machetes, swords and daggers - but I am quite proficient in them. I used machetes (dual wielded) half my life. Chopping through communists - ha - easiest workout ever.

I am also quite proficient with guns (some military training), although I have none. Yet.

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AlFreeman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good thing most of us have extras for such an occasion.

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is there really such a thing as extra guns?

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RedWhiteandPew 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two is one, one is none.

Q: If I have 7 guns and the government takes them all, how many do I have left?

A: 23, I lied about the 7.

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pookiee68 3 points ago +3 / -0

We call that silent but deadly over here ..

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also call that infinite ammo. :)

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bar_zangi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Canadian pedes standing ready.... we burnt the white house down down in the past, we'll die to defend it from commies now

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daytrip 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm getting all choked up seeing the support from around the world willing to set foot on us soil and help us evict the commies by force.

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meteorknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should help liberate Europe. They need your help more than we do.

Unless we're taking down all the commies at once. Then you're welcome to come with.