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Imagine being this retarded (kekpe.pe) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by KaliyugaNavigator ago by KaliyugaNavigator +187 / -0
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AdamSmith1776 22 points ago +22 / -0

“Sally died of COVID” “Oh my God Teri, I’m so sorry. What happened?” Explains “Uh, you sure it wasn’t pneumonia?” “No. It was COVID. I was there.”

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahaha

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Warchant59 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey, that white lady isn't wearing her mask. She is trying to exterminate all brown people!

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heebiejeebie 9 points ago +9 / -0

you would need to be damned hungry and eat fast!

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ThisIsHowItStarts 6 points ago +7 / -1

That made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you so much that cheered me up!

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JZinDetroit 4 points ago +5 / -1

This is what girls do when they don't have a warm fire and a MAGA dick to nestle up to... quite sad really

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like my mask because it keeps me warm

strange, because I use a scarf, and it still covers my nose and mouth plus actually provides warmth.

This mask BS is some of the most retarded aspects of 2020. It is being used purely as political theater at this point.

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Ronaldus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can't get sick like that. No way. Everybody knows that the longer you sit out in the freezing cold, the healthier you get.

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zooty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wanted to buy one of those heaters but they're all out of stock at regular prices. Now I know why.

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hotdogsforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

oof.

here's this location's gmaps page in case you'd like to leave a scathing review regarding outdoor dining during winter, and to pressure them to just open indoor dining despite their dictator's wishes:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/The+Smith/@40.731008,-73.9888293,13z/data=!4m8!1m2!2m1!1sthe+smith!3m4!1s0x0:0x4866a7e166969e67!8m2!3d40.7310069!4d-73.9885855

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jackrotten 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least the one girl has the good sense to not wear the stupid fucking mash. She might be redeemable.

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BishopofBlackpool 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one with the leopardskin hat on wins the prize as she's got a spoonful of food and still wears the mask.

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ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't have to imagine. Its happening in real time.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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dindunufin2 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just look desperate.

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Bethybethster 1 point ago +2 / -1

Retarded idiots who will have frostbite.

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TrumpDynastyForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanted to think they were there before the snow but judging by those other tables....they weren't.

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CookiesNCream 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even though it looks stupid, I do gotta give them props for dining out and supporting a business.

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TwitterIsTrash 1 point ago +2 / -1

I would rather get take out for the rest of my life than try to eat like this. Wtf

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahaha should we go eat outside?

*wind howls

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fapoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha *waiter puts food down

"Waiter my food is cold"

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Trickbag 1 point ago +1 / -0

well as much shit as some would like to talk, this is a statement to the commies running the Government in New York,, its Baced people...