“It was at that point i slipped and fell, and found that a prostitute had come between me and the ground. Unbeknownst to me, in the ensuing mayhem, one of my appendages had momentarily entered her vagina.”
I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, three wood. I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard ..three wood. I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of the tee box, and he was telling me to use my three wood. I thought it was stupid but I was playing so badly that I thought nothing could hurt me so I took out my three wood. It was a long par four, and I hit the ball straight 250 yards with that three wood. Since the frog seemed to be lucky I picked him up and took him along with me. At the next hole he told me to use my five iron. It was a par three and I got my first hole in one ever. I made a least a birdie on all the rest of the holes, and all I had to do was listen to that frog.
That night I took the frog to the casino in my hotel. We played Roulette. I put my money where the frog said and won on every spin of the wheel. After that I was tired so I went up to bed. I took the frog out of my pocket and put it on the dresser. Suddenly it looked at me and said, kiss me. Now I wasn't about to kiss a frog, but he said it again. So I kissed the frog and he turned into the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen in your entire life. And that your honor is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room.
Yep, they found scraps of the toddler's clothing in a dingo den nearby. There have also been a couple of other well documented dingo attacks in humans since that happened.
And I'm still trying to figure out how I tripped, fell, tried to catch myself grabbing a tourniquet on the way down but it wrapping around my arm instead, and landing on an exposed hypodermic filled with heroin... What are the odds?!
Crenshaw fucked up. No one cares if he wants to bang a woman of negotiable affection. What we mind is his weak ass excuse. The lack of spine here is just as bad as his lack of spine elsewhere. If he fessed up and said "yeah, i hit that," general public would not care.
Deep State Crenshaw loves Red Flag laws even though we have a 4th Amendment in our United States Constitution. Don't be fooled by the McCain 2.0 "republican".
I would have so much respect if they just owned shit. “Yea I fuck high price escorts I don’t have time to date.......” sounds so much better than “I was hacked”
Considering the rinos coming out of Texas, I don’t think they care. Of course, Ohio is similar. Especially our senators. Good grief. A commie and a faggot
Wow - I barely use twitter but when I do I follow all kinds of random people based on seeing one tweet. I'd just play dumb. Of course, an escort probably isn't tweeting many political things.
Well anyway, here we see how easily people can be blackmailed.
Honestly. An adult fucking an adult. I don't give a fuck. That's fucking normal. The lie is what is fake and gay
Dans a faggot who will burn in hell. A traitor. I am a combat vet. Fuck traitors I'll take his other eye.
what are you a test tube baby? buying a hooker isn't "depraved"
what's depraved is the treatment of men in the court system. You say "get married" and Texas says "Your ex wife has authority to turn your son into a girl."
Or did we all just forget that case ever happened? And is still ongoing by the way.
But this comment of escorts as "reckless and unnecessary for real men" is pretty self-serving, kind of like me saying women who have any sexual contact whatsoever before marriage are "damaged goods and unmarriageable."
Subtext here: Democrat at heart and gun-grabbing cyclops Dan Crenshaw has a public account and a private Pierre Delecto alt account and he accidentally followed his favorite prostitute using the public account. We're all on the same page with this, right?
also plausible that the follow may have happened when the account wasn't used for these purposes? ( hers that is ). I don't use twitter so I don't know if crenshaw is the type of person to follow anybody he meets or a select few.
Dislike Crenshaw with every passing day. He comes out as smug and swampy. Pro eternal war....just the shit we don't need. I could care less he followed a prostitute on twitter, but saying he was hacked...oh boy.
"Yes, I unashamedly support single mothers. The question to you is....why do YOU shun single mothers? They work hard, providing the best they can to support their kids. They deserve our support, not our scorn, and shame on you for being anti-woman. What is it about women having a career and making their own empowered choices about their own bodies that upsets you so much? Would you just prefer that they be barefoot and in the kitchen?"
"I was hacked!" is about as believable these days as "the dog ate my homework."
I tried to have a Twitter to follow POTUS. It kept demanding phone verification and locking my account out until I did it every god damn time I signed in saying my activity was suspicious. And god forbid you ever use a VPN. Since I refuse to use my real cell phone and bummed a temp number I no longer have access to, no Twitter for me. But he'd have been notified and the person logging in would've hit that stupid wall of "VERIFY BY TEXT IT'S REALLY YOU!!" if their IP wasn't one of his usual ones.
Phhht. Pointless kerfuffle involving Crenshaw. Former Navy SEAL caught following female escort who posts photo's of herself in sexy skivvies! 😂 Who gives a shit. If anything, Crenshaw was stupid for following her on his actual account rather than a "burner" account.
The biggest issue is the "stupid" part. He is obviously not clever, and that is compounded by his arrogance -- very bad qualities in a politician (and ones of which we have been far too forgiving).
If he can be played by this; he can be played by other things.
It seems to come naturally to him....
Same lame excuse, later proven false, as that CSPAN Debate Moderator.
It's like the old "I was drugged" when they found some dipshit politician in bed with a hooker.....
The excuse's expiration date has long passed........
“It was at that point i slipped and fell, and found that a prostitute had come between me and the ground. Unbeknownst to me, in the ensuing mayhem, one of my appendages had momentarily entered her vagina.”
I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to tee off at the fourth hole I heard a voice say, three wood. I looked around and no one was behind me so I took my stance. Then once again I heard ..three wood. I looked down and there was a frog at the corner of the tee box, and he was telling me to use my three wood. I thought it was stupid but I was playing so badly that I thought nothing could hurt me so I took out my three wood. It was a long par four, and I hit the ball straight 250 yards with that three wood. Since the frog seemed to be lucky I picked him up and took him along with me. At the next hole he told me to use my five iron. It was a par three and I got my first hole in one ever. I made a least a birdie on all the rest of the holes, and all I had to do was listen to that frog.
That night I took the frog to the casino in my hotel. We played Roulette. I put my money where the frog said and won on every spin of the wheel. After that I was tired so I went up to bed. I took the frog out of my pocket and put it on the dresser. Suddenly it looked at me and said, kiss me. Now I wasn't about to kiss a frog, but he said it again. So I kissed the frog and he turned into the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen in your entire life. And that your honor is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room.
And that your honor is how that fourteen year old girl ended up in my hotel room or I'm not Bill Clinton.
Tl/dr
You should read it, it's funny.
Did you really take time to communicate to everyone else that two paragraph's is too long for you to read? C'mon, man.
TLDR your TLDR
To be fair, many things are too long to read for this tumor. My reply being one of them, to help that dead man's tumor save face I need no reply.
ROFL!
That is how stupid that they think we are, actually.
It's not like Dan couldn't see this one coming....oh, right.
She blind-sided him... oh, wait...
Certainly not in 3d, that is for sure.......
It was so windy my clothes blew off.
Nah bro.
She tripped, slipped, and fell on his dick!
Or the Shaggy defense: It wasn't me!
Well, they say hindsight is 10/10
LOL
Or 50/50
It’s such low effort because they think their supporters are idiots who will believe anything they say
If they support crenshaw they are truly idiots
True.
"...but the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
LOL
The cat walked across my keyboard and things happened.
And Joy Reid.
Well he's a globalist
McCain's cucked successor.
Sure they didnt just give him the McCain chip? Motherfucker seemed to pop up around the time McCain bit the dust
The Dingo ate my baby!!
Thing is, in that case a dingo probably actually did eat her baby.
She was acquitted and the coroner determined that she was telling the truth. I'd link it, but it's a NYT story behind a firewall.
Oh yeah. The dingo attacked the baby. I blame the parents. They were being wildly irresponsible.
Lol
Yep, they found scraps of the toddler's clothing in a dingo den nearby. There have also been a couple of other well documented dingo attacks in humans since that happened.
The younglings won’t get this reference, lol
https://archive.is/ewPqC
Well I’ll be ....
Or the C_A
WE WUZ HAQT
communist in training
You'd would know he was hacked if his account called for election investigations.
Top kek
He wanted to show her One-Eyed Danny Boy
Or if he suggested bringing home troops from anywhere.
His vision favors left.
Lmao. Pedes get this guy to the top.
Aaaand boom goes the dynamite
10/10 man
His eyesight**
Thanks for flagging! Change the lock on your door.
And I'm still trying to figure out how I tripped, fell, tried to catch myself grabbing a tourniquet on the way down but it wrapping around my arm instead, and landing on an exposed hypodermic filled with heroin... What are the odds?!
There was also that one guy who stood there and said
No thanks
Youth global Leaders... Just like Alexander Soros, Klaus Schwab, and Tulsi
Just like Tulsi!
Previous password?
New password?
What are those passwords? All I see is ********
Impossible to crack! Much security!
Weird try mine: B1GM1KESDONG
All I see now is 8================D
Several people mentioned it.
Can we start calling him Dan Cringeshaw?
Dan McCain
Pirate McCain.
Aaaargh.
Crenshaw fucked up. No one cares if he wants to bang a woman of negotiable affection. What we mind is his weak ass excuse. The lack of spine here is just as bad as his lack of spine elsewhere. If he fessed up and said "yeah, i hit that," general public would not care.
Right on.
The saying goes you don't pay them for the sex, you pay them to leave afterward.
Well, Pirate McCain is a globalist whore himself, so it's not really beneath him.
"A virus uploaded all that porn to my computer!"
And Dan played a hit man in every one of them. Weird.
Reminds me of Krugman's hilarious excuses.
"SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME, NOT GUILTY!"
"I was just doing some research on a tech site and all of these porn pop ups started appearing."
-A former coworker
🎶Sleep with one Eye Open🎶
Pete Butt-Edge-Edge has entered the chat
better than having him stuck in your ass all night
Deep State Crenshaw loves Red Flag laws even though we have a 4th Amendment in our United States Constitution. Don't be fooled by the McCain 2.0 "republican".
He would have been better off saying the follow button is on the left side the screen and he didn’t see what he pushed.
This would have been the best response, sarcasm coted in truth
Since she took some of her info down and the internet never forgets, here you go: https://web.archive.org/web/20201217224207/http://oliviamay.nl/
$1,500 an hour? We pay politicians too much.
1500 an hour is cheap for some top level trim like that!
I think just as a woman and not a hooker she would hold more value. The fact that she is a hooker doesn't make her a top level trim anymore.
But we’re not talking about normal women, we are talking about hookers. And as a hooker, she is definitely top level.
Cheaper hookers out there.
I mean... I can't complain. XD
She seems nice. And worth every penny.
His wife is good lookin’ but has got a weird overly authentic frozen smile
That happens when you find out you've been betrayed and don't know what to do next.
No I mean in all her pictures. Locked up smile people creep me out.
Honestly at those levels of government If the senator is compromised I consider immediate family compromised.
💯 the account is a bot... it probably started off with a different handle/name/image etc and then was changed at a later date
Probably, but don't lie about getting hacked.
Well he is fucking retarded. He might actually think he was hacked lol
He may be right. After all, he his Dan the Gay Pirate......
What's the story behind this?
Someone noticed he was following a high-priced escort on twitter
I would have so much respect if they just owned shit. “Yea I fuck high price escorts I don’t have time to date.......” sounds so much better than “I was hacked”
I guess that the Republican voters of Texas's 2nd congressional district are not as understanding as you are.
Considering the rinos coming out of Texas, I don’t think they care. Of course, Ohio is similar. Especially our senators. Good grief. A commie and a faggot
Is that the Netflix reboot of An Officer and a Gentleman?
bullshit
if they're on the left, they'll think it's empowering if they're on the right, they voted for TRUMP who banged all sorts of women
Damn this would be so refreshing, it would gain twice as many voters as it lost.
Oh wait, silly me actually caring about miner of voters! That shit don’t matter no more...
Wow - I barely use twitter but when I do I follow all kinds of random people based on seeing one tweet. I'd just play dumb. Of course, an escort probably isn't tweeting many political things.
Well anyway, here we see how easily people can be blackmailed.
Why is everybody in Washington obsessed with depraved sex? I don’t get it. Get married, love your spouse, be a untouchable. Like Pence.
Because they're shitty, depraved people.
Because empty people try to fill the hole with depravity?
Because a backstabbing environment fosters a "me first" mindset so they think they should be able to do whatever they want with no repercussions?
Because power corrupts?
Because this nation desperately needs a moral center to cling to, and abandoning it has led us further and further away from righteousness?
Honestly. An adult fucking an adult. I don't give a fuck. That's fucking normal. The lie is what is fake and gay Dans a faggot who will burn in hell. A traitor. I am a combat vet. Fuck traitors I'll take his other eye.
I have a special tool for the job.
There's a study somewhere that shows a higher degree of sociopathy and narcicism among politicians. I'd bet on that.
what are you a test tube baby? buying a hooker isn't "depraved"
what's depraved is the treatment of men in the court system. You say "get married" and Texas says "Your ex wife has authority to turn your son into a girl."
Or did we all just forget that case ever happened? And is still ongoing by the way.
Or maybe marry a conservative woman instead of an insane liberal. But yes, sleeping with escorts is reckless and unnecessary for real men.
LOL that you think a conservative woman won't turn on you and then exploit the corrupt family courts to her full advantage to gut you like a fish
Well, I know this conservative woman would never.
Maybe not you, but it happens all the time.
But this comment of escorts as "reckless and unnecessary for real men" is pretty self-serving, kind of like me saying women who have any sexual contact whatsoever before marriage are "damaged goods and unmarriageable."
I couldn't care less.
K great
Does anyone know any team guys that worked with Crenshaw? I'm wondering what sort of reputation he has within the community.
He used to bang sluts behind McP’s.
That’s nothing new.
Subtext here: Democrat at heart and gun-grabbing cyclops Dan Crenshaw has a public account and a private Pierre Delecto alt account and he accidentally followed his favorite prostitute using the public account. We're all on the same page with this, right?
also plausible that the follow may have happened when the account wasn't used for these purposes? ( hers that is ). I don't use twitter so I don't know if crenshaw is the type of person to follow anybody he meets or a select few.
Crenshaw is also more or less just a prostitute, so it makes sense.
I got hacked.. by my bottle of JD
This guy ducks.
Dislike Crenshaw with every passing day. He comes out as smug and swampy. Pro eternal war....just the shit we don't need. I could care less he followed a prostitute on twitter, but saying he was hacked...oh boy.
The facade of Washington is aptly summed “Hollywood for ugly people”
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
But I did have a business arrangement.
His lame ass video he put out. He def wants to be famous. Total rino shit bird
Crenshaw is a self absorbed cunt
What a fucking snake this guy is. We figured him out pretty early on, but I can't help to think that we helped put into power originally
What he should have said:
"Yes, I unashamedly support single mothers. The question to you is....why do YOU shun single mothers? They work hard, providing the best they can to support their kids. They deserve our support, not our scorn, and shame on you for being anti-woman. What is it about women having a career and making their own empowered choices about their own bodies that upsets you so much? Would you just prefer that they be barefoot and in the kitchen?"
Guess he is getting in front of AOC on the sex worker bailout issue?
Or maybe behind her efforts? Yeah, deeply behind . the. . efforts.
Such nice efforts, too. More than a handful, you could say.
"I was hacked!" is about as believable these days as "the dog ate my homework."
I tried to have a Twitter to follow POTUS. It kept demanding phone verification and locking my account out until I did it every god damn time I signed in saying my activity was suspicious. And god forbid you ever use a VPN. Since I refuse to use my real cell phone and bummed a temp number I no longer have access to, no Twitter for me. But he'd have been notified and the person logging in would've hit that stupid wall of "VERIFY BY TEXT IT'S REALLY YOU!!" if their IP wasn't one of his usual ones.
What a cuck! Dan Cuckshaw
It was the Russians I tell you! The Russians!
Cuckshaw is such a huge disappointment. He seemed like a quintessential patriot when he was running. He needs to go, hard.
We need a comprehensive list of Rino's organized by next primary date. What a twat.
I think I accidentally followed a prostitute.
Who is she. Link?
https://mobile.twitter.com/OliviaMayNYC
Whoa, That is one heck of a pro!
It’s okay guys, he has an eyepatch!
Crenshaws a dumbass but this is petty. All women are prostitutes for the right guy
Why? Why? WHY DOES SHE CHARGE 1500$???
I knew 100% that this guy was a piece of shit when he buddied up with snl
I'm sure I'm preaching to the choir, but ever since this guy voiced support for red flag laws it was obvious he was a RINO.
Lol...what a one eyed piece of shit.
With Dan, Everything can be attributed to "Ol' one eye"
Phhht. Pointless kerfuffle involving Crenshaw. Former Navy SEAL caught following female escort who posts photo's of herself in sexy skivvies! 😂 Who gives a shit. If anything, Crenshaw was stupid for following her on his actual account rather than a "burner" account.
Who the hell cares if he followed her or even slept with her. No one. It’s the hack lie that makes him a hack
Agree. Pretty stupid of him on that front as well. Should have just ignored the whole thing.
The biggest issue is the "stupid" part. He is obviously not clever, and that is compounded by his arrogance -- very bad qualities in a politician (and ones of which we have been far too forgiving).
If he can be played by this; he can be played by other things.
Dan respects a true professional. It's hard to go back to amateur hour, once you have been with a true pro, you know, a real master of the craft.
OK, who was said prostitute?
Picture!
She’s a NY-based escort that charges $1,500 per out
Pictures man!
Pictures!
I think OP is making it up. Pics or she doesn’t exist. For science.
She’s smokin her website was posted further up
👍🤣
Her Twitter is OliviaMayNYC. Apparently the $1,500 is for one hour. If you want her overnight it’s $7,000.
this one: https://twitter.com/OliviaMayNYC
Where are you getting the details from?
Bruh, you gotta make that porn account alt. Cmon.
There's a much easier explanation.
I get random followers on Twitter from time to time that are revealingly-dressed women with no tweet history. I always immediately block them.
There are lots of people who subscribe to the "follow back" policy, and follow anyone that follows them back by reflex.
Someone on Crenshaw's staff accidentally followed one of these people back.