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posted ago by ScolopendraCZ ago by ScolopendraCZ +1208 / -0

I am just having a lunch in an illegally-opened restaurant in Prague (all restaurants are required to be closed because of the covid government hysteria) and I want to say you hello. Keep fighting, pedes.

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CloakAndDagger 33 points ago +33 / -0

Just don't forget to tip the based restaurant owner when you're paying the Czech!

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

It goes without saying!

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BritGroyper 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hello, based department?!

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UncleSteve_PedeHere 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'd like to report a fucking patriot, please.

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E-dantes 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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detweiler 13 points ago +13 / -0

When lunch is outlawed, only outlaws will have lunch

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E-dantes 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shoutout from the speakeasy....nice!

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johnny96816 7 points ago +7 / -0

Prague, a city I would like to visit when things get back to normal after the globalists get evicted.

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Olds77 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good on you and the Czechs. I wish I could be enjoying some potato pancakes and sauerkraut right now, being served by some beautiful Czech waitress.

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Onemoretime11 7 points ago +7 / -0

There really are some extreamly beautiful Czech women

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888R 6 points ago +6 / -0

I went to Europe in high school on a two week trip and we went to Prague. Random old dude that sat next to me on my flight in told me that the Czech Republic had the best whore houses lol. All the guys on the trip were glued to one side of the bus driving through CR because they had dime pieces in lingerie on display in the front windows of said houses. Good times. Beautiful country too.

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Olds77 4 points ago +4 / -0

They definitely can be and they've got great attitudes too. I wish I could be drinking heated wine in their christmas setups they have as I was really pleasantly surprised in Olomouc with how they did it there.

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clintonsserver 5 points ago +5 / -0

Food is illegal pede, turn yourself in now!

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CactusConstitution 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh Jesus.... everyone is srtill COVID crazy? I thought Europeans were not as hysterical as Americans.

Fuckin Deep State...

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Our government is crazy. Most people do not give a shit.

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meme_oil 4 points ago +4 / -0

defiance of tyranny is obedience to god.

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hloblart 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prosit from Texas.

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Baxattax777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you still trade your jeans for a car?

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the car is old eastern german plastic Trabant in very bad shape and the jeans are new and high quality made in USA, then may be. In fact my father, when visiting Russia in the 70's, traded his old jeans for a very big bag of high quality georgian (Soviet Georgia) tea.

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Baxattax777 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just remember seeing that on a Levi's commercial back in the 90s lol

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In communist Czechoslovakia, jeans were never so valuable. You could not buy them in normal stores, but you could buy jeans and other western goods in special markets called Tuzex. Tuzex markets used special currency, which was officially available only to communist officials and people having income in foreign (western) currency (such as artists performing in the west etc.) - the western currency was taken away by the state and replaced with this Tuzex currency. However, anybody could buy this Tuzex currency on the illegal black market.

In Russia however, it was much harder.

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have a pierogi for us! I know, that's Polish...

What are you eating in Prague?

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Typical Czech cuisine is based on pork meat which goes perfectly with beer. But you can eat anything in Prague. We have lots of Vietnamese immigrants and they have great restaurants here.

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's amazing how the Germans and Czechs and Polish developed food that works with beer, I have thought about that before...better place to grow grain rather than grapes I guess...

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ScolopendraCZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, grains and hops :)

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean they did have centuries of based kitchen grandmas to figure all of that out. :)

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha I love kitchen grandmas...

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Abovethefray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks friend... sounds delicious. That seems like a good place to visit...

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ethniccheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dobry den pede! Veselé Vánoce!

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Matticus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Say hi to josef prusa!

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to come remind you not to call it illegally opened because all laws repugnant to the constitution are null and void, but you're in Europe and don't have one of those so *laughs in American*

But seriously, based restaurant, and based you.

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MuricMAN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks fren! Know that freedom loving Americans stand with you!

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dobry den!

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

God's Pede.

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Huskereyez 1 point ago +1 / -0

What are you having?