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CloudNine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pee-wee: Exhibit Q! A scale model of the entire mall!

[he laughs, then points his pool cue to the X on the spot where his bike was stolen]

Pee-wee: X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun on the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the...!

Chuck: Pee-wee!

Pee-wee: Please save your questions until I'm THROUGH, Chuck!

Chuck: Well, when will that be?! A long time, we wait! We've been here for over 3 hours now, and I'm not sure if any of us can see what all this is supposed to mean.

Pee-wee: Supposed to mean? SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!

[he snaps his cue in half]