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slangin_paint 44 points ago +44 / -0

Maybe just put a trampoline under the rutters

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Spawnlingman 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'm STILL OK WITH MULTIPLES.

https://streamable.com/vt3j8m

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TrumpWonMyHeart 9 points ago +9 / -0

It is the most beautifule thing I have seen in weeks!

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Rainman 7 points ago +7 / -0

See! NOTHING is better than capitalist ingenuity

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KillaKrayon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you! This brought tear to my eye...

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brogarn 29 points ago +29 / -0

To be dropped on Hillary Clinton Wicked Witch style?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 18 points ago +18 / -0

I've been waiting for her legs to curl up under a house for decades.

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Ghostbearstark_53 24 points ago +24 / -0

Jokes on us the commies live in cardboard boxes in Chaz.

Let's just rent a FedEx cargo and carpet bomb the Ocean

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Coyot3 5 points ago +5 / -0

or, more specifically, the Aral Sea

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Not_Quite_Savage 5 points ago +5 / -0

We could also just rent a circus cannon and haul it to the areas needed

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Bragg 2 points ago +3 / -1

Do it like they did in Vietnam forests.

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meme_oil 14 points ago +14 / -0

can i get one in red white and blue?

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Bogey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trebuchet rides.

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quiznossucks1 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like it.....

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Ferrous_Tarkus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hear me out.

The cruise industry is in the shitter.

We buy a few ships and send them on a one way trip to Point Nemo.

Doing it by bulk will be more efficient.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Navy will sometimes sink decommissioned ships to make artificial coral reefs. Why use a cruise ship -- you would have to fumigate and sterilize it once you removed all the commies. Just pack them into a rusting hulk.

The navy gets some target practice, the environment gets a new reef, and we get less commies. Why, that's a win-win-win! A trifecta of winning! A veritable cornucopia of winning.

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MAGA_mermaid 10 points ago +10 / -0

And they say we don’t care about the environment! 😂

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eplettner 4 points ago +5 / -1

That many rotten dams sunk in the ocean at once might just kill the sea life for generations

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PrecisionStrike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven't you heard of whalefall?

All the nutrients from the body positivity "folx" would cause an explosion of life. You might be onto something for the soylent drinkers though...

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

That was neat. Too many folks talking all at once, but still a fascinating glimpse into an unknown world!

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eplettner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think of the repercussions!! It Would poison the sea life for decades

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Ganath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sharks would clean it up pretty quick. And crabs will eat what’s left over. It would be a net benefit for the world.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me more about the target practice part.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I may be conflating two different things -- the Navy does (or used to) sink old ships by using them for target practice. But the "Great Carrier Reef" was the result of a carefully planned activity and probably used demo charges. It is still fun to think about shiploads full of commies being used for target practice though.

Read more here.

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Ktt8404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe a MOAB dropped on their ship. That would be a blue wave I would cheer for

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Ferrous_Tarkus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said it was a one way trip didn't I?

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, you did. As long as we don't waste the cruise ships! :-)

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Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that you, Bill

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Coyot3 1 point ago +1 / -0

oooooh, i like it....

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just flew home for the holidays. When I saw the airport more like a ghost town than a Christmas hub, it made me bitter. I wonder how many people tried booking flights home only to find they were full, how many people who are too scared to even go to a restaurant let alone an airport, and how much potential revenue got wiped off the books. The airline industry has got to be suffering too.

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big_daddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

slaps hood you can fit 250 commies in this one.

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KRM944 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s economy right there!

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t let your memes be dreams

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Ganath 4 points ago +4 / -0

C-5 would be better. C-130s are great if there isn’t a good airfield around, but there are major airports near every commie infestation (major city) in the US.

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quiznossucks1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the ideal.......

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TheCandorist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why even use a helicopter? You know how many people you can fit in a C-17? Open back hatch and aggressively climb.

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Druid_Con 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think big like c5b galaxy

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GibsonDawg 2 points ago +2 / -0

looks at Mil MI-26 sadly Guess I'll have to upsize...

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Teufeltuna 5 points ago +5 / -0

You think GEOTUS helped us achieve energy independence just for funsies?

😎

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phlashmanusa 5 points ago +5 / -0

:) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Coyot3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to play a game as a kid where someone shoots an arrow stright into the air, and everyone runs away to avoid getting pop'd...

Now imagine this...

Instead of a bow, we use a ballista .... instead of an arrow, we use commies ... instead of running away.... we setup a giant bingo field and donate the proceeds to the hero's garden

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to play a game called "flim-flam" where I'd throw a knife up in the air, run away and hope it lands blade-down into the grass. While it was flipping, I'd say "flim-flam-flim-flam!"

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DirtyName 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why are we wasting fuel by putting them in a fancy house first?

Can’t we just use a recycled cargo container?

A CH-47 might also do the trick. Lots of personnel space with a ride ramp so the commies can exit the aircraft when the ride is over for them.

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ZoominLikeToobin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought that's why we made ourselves energy independent and filled up the oil reserves?

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the_neon_cowboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

loading them feet first into wood chippers could be more economical …

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The_Almighty_Kek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got family who work there! Unfortunately they're warhawk neocons who want our country in a state of perpetual war so their Lockheed stocks keep going up.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget your Sikorsky pedes in Florida! :-)

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Chopblock 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t get behind this potentially infrastructure-damaging bill. Individual helicopters are better optics!

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

Savage

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HumbleMemeFarmer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Work smarter, not harder.

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Deplorable_in_PA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm kind of torn on this one...on one hand I would love to see my state gov, SoS, and AG get free skydiving lessons from a helicopter. But perhaps it would be just quicker and easier to go with a firing squad or hanging.

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jennyfrutex 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we're talking fiscal conservatism...rope is pretty cheap.

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Caprica777 4 points ago +4 / -0

And it can be reused

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jennyfrutex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Waste not, want not.

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themedallion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't we just do what they did in the movie "Armageddon" expect stick the nuke right into San Andreas fault.

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1GodisGr8 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeppee, this will work, but bullets are cheaper and more environmentally friendly 👍🇺🇸👍🇺🇸

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Zadok 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rope is the answer. Garage door pulls.

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SpaceCitySigma 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie cannons?

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Whatyougotson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that duke nukem riding the helicopter like a horse?

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Ganath 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is no way even a sky crane will lift 250 land whales. Maybe 250 leftist “men.”

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Waheela 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna need a bigger huey.

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FortyThreeNorth 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

The patriarchy built that badass helicopter that lifts a fucking house into the sky!

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LanaForge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not just kick em out of a high fucking building? There's one in NY that might to the trick

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keaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

At a certain point, the free rides pay for themselves. That's the whole joke.

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tdavis25 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly only about 130 Sky Cranes were ever built. That said, you're better off with CH-47s anyway. 4000lb additional payload.

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ALtHoneyBadger 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're going to need a bigger chopper.

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Blinduser 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no problem dropping a trailer house full of commies

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why I'm for wood chippers.

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PinkoCopterTours 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Tier

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GabeC1997 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hear me out... Solar powered helicopters.

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JacketlessJimJordan 2 points ago +2 / -0

A giant cargo net would be better. Let them be crowded together, crawling all over each other before the net is opened.

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Rageofpepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can just throw them off a cliff?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are too many traitors for them to get yo ride individually