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The Navy will sometimes sink decommissioned ships to make artificial coral reefs. Why use a cruise ship -- you would have to fumigate and sterilize it once you removed all the commies. Just pack them into a rusting hulk.
The navy gets some target practice, the environment gets a new reef, and we get less commies. Why, that's a win-win-win! A trifecta of winning! A veritable cornucopia of winning.
Well I may be conflating two different things -- the Navy does (or used to) sink old ships by using them for target practice. But the "Great Carrier Reef" was the result of a carefully planned activity and probably used demo charges. It is still fun to think about shiploads full of commies being used for target practice though.
I just flew home for the holidays. When I saw the airport more like a ghost town than a Christmas hub, it made me bitter. I wonder how many people tried booking flights home only to find they were full, how many people who are too scared to even go to a restaurant let alone an airport, and how much potential revenue got wiped off the books. The airline industry has got to be suffering too.
C-5 would be better. C-130s are great if there isn’t a good airfield around, but there are major airports near every commie infestation (major city) in the US.
I used to play a game as a kid where someone shoots an arrow stright into the air, and everyone runs away to avoid getting pop'd...
Now imagine this...
Instead of a bow, we use a ballista .... instead of an arrow, we use commies ... instead of running away.... we setup a giant bingo field and donate the proceeds to the hero's garden
I used to play a game called "flim-flam" where I'd throw a knife up in the air, run away and hope it lands blade-down into the grass. While it was flipping, I'd say "flim-flam-flim-flam!"
Got family who work there! Unfortunately they're warhawk neocons who want our country in a state of perpetual war so their Lockheed stocks keep going up.
I'm kind of torn on this one...on one hand I would love to see my state gov, SoS, and AG get free skydiving lessons from a helicopter. But perhaps it would be just quicker and easier to go with a firing squad or hanging.
Maybe just put a trampoline under the rutters
I'm STILL OK WITH MULTIPLES.
https://streamable.com/vt3j8m
It is the most beautifule thing I have seen in weeks!
See! NOTHING is better than capitalist ingenuity
Thank you! This brought tear to my eye...
To be dropped on Hillary Clinton Wicked Witch style?
I've been waiting for her legs to curl up under a house for decades.
Jokes on us the commies live in cardboard boxes in Chaz.
Let's just rent a FedEx cargo and carpet bomb the Ocean
or, more specifically, the Aral Sea
We could also just rent a circus cannon and haul it to the areas needed
Do it like they did in Vietnam forests.
can i get one in red white and blue?
Trebuchet rides.
I like it.....
Hear me out.
The cruise industry is in the shitter.
We buy a few ships and send them on a one way trip to Point Nemo.
Doing it by bulk will be more efficient.
The Navy will sometimes sink decommissioned ships to make artificial coral reefs. Why use a cruise ship -- you would have to fumigate and sterilize it once you removed all the commies. Just pack them into a rusting hulk.
The navy gets some target practice, the environment gets a new reef, and we get less commies. Why, that's a win-win-win! A trifecta of winning! A veritable cornucopia of winning.
And they say we don’t care about the environment! 😂
That many rotten dams sunk in the ocean at once might just kill the sea life for generations
Haven't you heard of whalefall?
All the nutrients from the body positivity "folx" would cause an explosion of life. You might be onto something for the soylent drinkers though...
That was neat. Too many folks talking all at once, but still a fascinating glimpse into an unknown world!
Think of the repercussions!! It Would poison the sea life for decades
Sharks would clean it up pretty quick. And crabs will eat what’s left over. It would be a net benefit for the world.
Tell me more about the target practice part.
Well I may be conflating two different things -- the Navy does (or used to) sink old ships by using them for target practice. But the "Great Carrier Reef" was the result of a carefully planned activity and probably used demo charges. It is still fun to think about shiploads full of commies being used for target practice though.
Read more here.
Maybe a MOAB dropped on their ship. That would be a blue wave I would cheer for
I said it was a one way trip didn't I?
Yes, you did. As long as we don't waste the cruise ships! :-)
Is that you, Bill
oooooh, i like it....
I just flew home for the holidays. When I saw the airport more like a ghost town than a Christmas hub, it made me bitter. I wonder how many people tried booking flights home only to find they were full, how many people who are too scared to even go to a restaurant let alone an airport, and how much potential revenue got wiped off the books. The airline industry has got to be suffering too.
slaps hood you can fit 250 commies in this one.
That’s economy right there!
Don’t let your memes be dreams
C-5 would be better. C-130s are great if there isn’t a good airfield around, but there are major airports near every commie infestation (major city) in the US.
I like the ideal.......
Why even use a helicopter? You know how many people you can fit in a C-17? Open back hatch and aggressively climb.
Think big like c5b galaxy
looks at Mil MI-26 sadly Guess I'll have to upsize...
You think GEOTUS helped us achieve energy independence just for funsies?
😎
:) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to play a game as a kid where someone shoots an arrow stright into the air, and everyone runs away to avoid getting pop'd...
Now imagine this...
Instead of a bow, we use a ballista .... instead of an arrow, we use commies ... instead of running away.... we setup a giant bingo field and donate the proceeds to the hero's garden
I used to play a game called "flim-flam" where I'd throw a knife up in the air, run away and hope it lands blade-down into the grass. While it was flipping, I'd say "flim-flam-flim-flam!"
Why are we wasting fuel by putting them in a fancy house first?
Can’t we just use a recycled cargo container?
A CH-47 might also do the trick. Lots of personnel space with a ride ramp so the commies can exit the aircraft when the ride is over for them.
I thought that's why we made ourselves energy independent and filled up the oil reserves?
loading them feet first into wood chippers could be more economical …
Got family who work there! Unfortunately they're warhawk neocons who want our country in a state of perpetual war so their Lockheed stocks keep going up.
Don't forget your Sikorsky pedes in Florida! :-)
I can’t get behind this potentially infrastructure-damaging bill. Individual helicopters are better optics!
Savage
Work smarter, not harder.
I'm kind of torn on this one...on one hand I would love to see my state gov, SoS, and AG get free skydiving lessons from a helicopter. But perhaps it would be just quicker and easier to go with a firing squad or hanging.
If we're talking fiscal conservatism...rope is pretty cheap.
And it can be reused
Waste not, want not.
Can't we just do what they did in the movie "Armageddon" expect stick the nuke right into San Andreas fault.
Yeppee, this will work, but bullets are cheaper and more environmentally friendly 👍🇺🇸👍🇺🇸
Rope is the answer. Garage door pulls.
Commie cannons?
Is that duke nukem riding the helicopter like a horse?
There is no way even a sky crane will lift 250 land whales. Maybe 250 leftist “men.”
Gonna need a bigger huey.
The patriarchy built that badass helicopter that lifts a fucking house into the sky!
Why not just kick em out of a high fucking building? There's one in NY that might to the trick
At a certain point, the free rides pay for themselves. That's the whole joke.
Sadly only about 130 Sky Cranes were ever built. That said, you're better off with CH-47s anyway. 4000lb additional payload.
We're going to need a bigger chopper.
I have no problem dropping a trailer house full of commies
That's why I'm for wood chippers.
Top Tier
Hear me out... Solar powered helicopters.
A giant cargo net would be better. Let them be crowded together, crawling all over each other before the net is opened.
We can just throw them off a cliff?
There are too many traitors for them to get yo ride individually