4563
Comments (142)
sorted by:
You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread.
7
Ferrous_Tarkus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hear me out.

The cruise industry is in the shitter.

We buy a few ships and send them on a one way trip to Point Nemo.

Doing it by bulk will be more efficient.

11
DudeThatCame2Sarnath 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Navy will sometimes sink decommissioned ships to make artificial coral reefs. Why use a cruise ship -- you would have to fumigate and sterilize it once you removed all the commies. Just pack them into a rusting hulk.

The navy gets some target practice, the environment gets a new reef, and we get less commies. Why, that's a win-win-win! A trifecta of winning! A veritable cornucopia of winning.

10
MAGA_mermaid 10 points ago +10 / -0

And they say we don’t care about the environment! 😂

4
eplettner 4 points ago +5 / -1

That many rotten dams sunk in the ocean at once might just kill the sea life for generations

1
PrecisionStrike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haven't you heard of whalefall?

All the nutrients from the body positivity "folx" would cause an explosion of life. You might be onto something for the soylent drinkers though...

4
eplettner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think of the repercussions!! It Would poison the sea life for decades

2
Ganath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sharks would clean it up pretty quick. And crabs will eat what’s left over. It would be a net benefit for the world.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
2
KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell me more about the target practice part.

5
DudeThatCame2Sarnath 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well I may be conflating two different things -- the Navy does (or used to) sink old ships by using them for target practice. But the "Great Carrier Reef" was the result of a carefully planned activity and probably used demo charges. It is still fun to think about shiploads full of commies being used for target practice though.

Read more here.

2
Ktt8404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe a MOAB dropped on their ship. That would be a blue wave I would cheer for

2
Ferrous_Tarkus 2 points ago +2 / -0

I said it was a one way trip didn't I?

1
DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, you did. As long as we don't waste the cruise ships! :-)

2
Dumdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that you, Bill

1
Coyot3 1 point ago +1 / -0

oooooh, i like it....

1
KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just flew home for the holidays. When I saw the airport more like a ghost town than a Christmas hub, it made me bitter. I wonder how many people tried booking flights home only to find they were full, how many people who are too scared to even go to a restaurant let alone an airport, and how much potential revenue got wiped off the books. The airline industry has got to be suffering too.