"If I'm elected president, I'm gonna cure cancer!"
"Which one?"
"Huh?"
"Which one? Every cancer is different."
"Well... Uh... See, th-the thing... Look, the thing, you know... I'm... I'm... Listen, Cornpop was a bad dude, and that's malarkey, you know, the thing, you lying dog-faced pony soldier! Up and down my legs like roaches! My son's a hero!"
He did promise to cure cancer if elected President.
"If I'm elected president, I'm gonna cure cancer!"
"Which one?"
"Huh?"
"Which one? Every cancer is different."
"Well... Uh... See, th-the thing... Look, the thing, you know... I'm... I'm... Listen, Cornpop was a bad dude, and that's malarkey, you know, the thing, you lying dog-faced pony soldier! Up and down my legs like roaches! My son's a hero!"