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VinnyTheGinny 18 points ago +18 / -0

Too bad they don't fucking exist. But the 80 million patriots do!

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HangTheSwamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the problem, if they turn out to fight it means we've reached the zombie apocalypse, because they're dead bro. That will be a big problem!

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Ofeckit 10 points ago +10 / -0

We talk about that too here at home. There is no real army for Biden like our patriot army. The Dems know it too.

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OhTrumpieOne 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the Biden army shows up, skip to handbook chapter on how to survive the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - shit is about to get real sketch

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Cali_Republican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only problem is if all the gun owners got lazy and didn't keep them clean.

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

You couldn't carry all the ammo it takes to foul up modern firearms, unless you got one that's defective.

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Democratitis 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've got a Hi point and 13 rounds, checkmate athiest

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bought a CZ82 for cheaper than I was seeing Hipoints locally. You can actually stuff 13 rounds in it too (12+1).

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Democratitis 2 points ago +2 / -0

( I don't actually own a Hi point, I was just joking) How is the CZ82? I've only a 12.5" ar, and am looking at picking up a handgun. Was looking at Canik Tp9sf

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AngeredKabar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know if you can still pick them up for a reasonable price now, but mine had great sights, a decent trigger and it's a good size I think. it was fairly reliable and very accurate, and I think it had good overall quality. I also picked up a police Czech Police issue leather holster that was great quality, and the Czech Military holster. The military holster doesn't look like a holster and people might confuse it for a utility pouch so that's an interesting tidbit for interested parties.

The biggest negative is it's in 9x18, but at this point it might be easier to find on shelves than 9mm luger. It also was pretty snappy as all simple blowback pistols do no favors for recoil. It was almost painful, like smacking your palm with a pipe.

I looked at a canik. Actually a slightly modified licenced copy of the Walther P99. It's about as good of quality for something mass produced as anything else would be. I remember seeing mags go for $20 each. Mags are mecgar, an OEM for pretty much everyone else. You could certainly do worse.

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DasBurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

80 million? Are they counting the ones actually living in China, too?

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GreazyCheeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden's army is antifa and blm. They can be easily handled by the national guard.

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Cloudrdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM is ticked at biden.

Their support will be lukewarm.

If the ML does include sweeping up leaders of auntifaux and/or cutting funding drastically, we do not deserve to win.

Threat assessment is what our guys do.

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

the federal.. MARSHALLS.. stuffed a few of the blamtifa in vans and know how to pull the rug out from under those cucks.

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Ravencrest 3 points ago +4 / -1

"U gawt a purty mouf"

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check your /sarc meter:)

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jonnyyy 2 points ago +2 / -0 (edited)

ok first of all, only 60-70M voted for Biden. 2. 90% of the voter don't like Biden they just hate Trump, so only maybe 5-7M are Biden-Fanboys incl. Antifa. 3. They are no patriots, they don't want to die for it 4. Only 1-2% of these 5-7M probably have guns.

You are 80M+ patriots, the most of you would die for this country.

But I think the real problem is, the other commie countrys would join for Biden.

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0care 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol at Biden's 80mil supporters

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BlazingBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Learn to spell it correctly or you look like you don’t know what you are talking about. It’s martial law.

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TheFreedomWerewolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we ACTUALLY fight his voters, then it'd resemble something more like Left4Dead

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Shakakka99 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'll be 17 people with pepper spray in brand new 2020 Jeeps.

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WiseDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be the zombie apocalypse.

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Waheela 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would declare martial law just to see what 80 million biden supporters looks like.

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Obeisiak 2 points ago +2 / -0

imagine a civil war without opposition. just a bunch of republicans and maga pedes meeting in the streets showing off their guns wondering where antifa and blm went

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2ndenthusiast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marsha law. jan, the starbucks is closed. now go back to your condo while we fix things

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Ronjob 1 point ago +1 / -0

If his supporters come out to fight, it will look like the thriller video.

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SecretSauce45 1 point ago +1 / -0

So true! Antifa/BLM are the only one's with any courage (although cowardly) and they'll get smashed. The coastal elites, institutionalist, and academias will claim Trump is a dictator and disappear to their second or third homes until it's all over. Then they'll claim it's Trumps fault completely ignoring the most rigged election of all time.

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Telluv 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biggest problem is CCP but beyond that the other problem is the contest for who stops the most Biden supporters. I think we should have regional - then state the country wide winners. So much prep work left to do!!

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LegalResident 1 point ago +1 / -0

KEK

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hk7335 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would 80 million roaches be a problem?

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superfly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marshial Mathers III.
Really slim & shady.

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’ll take that bet because the alternative is worse

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BlackLivesMurder 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a zombie apocalypse?

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covfefe77 1 point ago +1 / -0

who is marshall law and what did you do with the sheriff?

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Cloudrdr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you remember just this last week that BLM is complaining that the Biden people have not even agreed to speak to them.?

Trouble in paradise.

Maybe disturbances will be short and sharp without too much overall coordination...

if the hammer drops swiftly and efficiently.

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Marshall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of Biden's supporters aren't even PAPER tigers. They're electronic figments of fractional mythology.

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trump_is_john_galt 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen enough zombie movies to be confident of my survival if the dead rise from their Democommie voting graves .

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of them are dead, I could take on some dead people. Many more are just invisible, so they may be harder to get a bead on!

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is not enough room for them on a US battle field. Who is good with math? Here is the 'problem; all 80 million have to be 06 ft from each other, with white hole hoops around them! It seem some would end up in the ocean, and pollution is bad.