Chairman: So, here is the plan. All the Rs will get 1 min. each to read their 'Made for YouTube' clip where they sound angry and say stuff for people to mindlessly retweet and repost everywhere instead of calling our offices. All the Ds, you get 2 minutes each to do the same thing. I may bang the gavel a bit to keep the ruse going, but don't let that stop you.
All in favor?
Everyone: Aye!
Chairman: Ok, let's get this farce over with, then go to happy hour on the taxpayer tab. Make those fuckers pay for our having to waste our time with this stupid theater.
Executive Session transcript:
Chairman: So, here is the plan. All the Rs will get 1 min. each to read their 'Made for YouTube' clip where they sound angry and say stuff for people to mindlessly retweet and repost everywhere instead of calling our offices. All the Ds, you get 2 minutes each to do the same thing. I may bang the gavel a bit to keep the ruse going, but don't let that stop you.
All in favor?
Everyone: Aye!
Chairman: Ok, let's get this farce over with, then go to happy hour on the taxpayer tab. Make those fuckers pay for our having to waste our time with this stupid theater.