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posted ago by geewiz ago by geewiz +887 / -1
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Pikes985 50 points ago +50 / -0

Yeah, cause everyone wants a vaccine that hurts so bad that it makes people pass out with agony.

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ironhorse 5 points ago +5 / -0

i wish passing a kidney stone was that painful.

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MadMaxUSMC 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you pass out from getting a tiny prick from a needle, maybe nursing isn't your thing.

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Tantalus4200 10 points ago +10 / -0

I heard she passed out from the stress, sure she'll be fine in the stress free profession that is a nurse

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Meatsuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does it hurt when i pee? Why does it hurt when i pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when i pee?

ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH! OOOOO! My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle) My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt... when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY?t=18

-- Frank Zappa "Joe's Garage"

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TonsOfSalt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, I can tell you personally that the needle itself hurt less than a flu shot. It's the after effects that suck worse.

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

You got the Covid vaccine? Did you not trust your immune system, or just never read Revelations?

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TonsOfSalt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a family member living with me who probably wouldn't survive it. I realize I will survive if I get it, but there are other things to consider beyond mortality - like increased incidence of stroke. I get that some people don't want to take it, and that's cool with me.

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G_regulator 5 points ago +5 / -0

It looks like she got a headache and passed out. Did they get inject the vaccine into her head? No!

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ironhorse 1 point ago +1 / -0

apply directly to the forehead

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Tantalus4200 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha

I laughed so hard at that

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wethedownvoted 23 points ago +23 / -0

⚠️ This baseless claim about vaccines is disputed

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PepeTheHacker 18 points ago +18 / -0

This was her response to fainting.

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AmericanGuy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've never seen a more 'forced' response. It looks exactly like when a military leader makes a mistake, then a random solider under his command is forced to admit blame.

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OhioRed87 8 points ago +8 / -0

That woman’s on crack

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LeftistsAreInsane 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have to say, I'm in favor of that retard getting the vaccine.

Can we line up all the politicians and the cops and give it to them too?

Oh how inconsiderate of me. I forgot about federal priorities.

The intelligence agencies and federal workers first.

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

For real though do I really want there to be a nurse with this condition when it comes to sharp objects or surgeries where they're in the room

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AndrogenReceptor 11 points ago +11 / -0

Additionally she will be dead in 3 months. Will be ruled a suicide.

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TrumpAndGodWin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Covid because they'll say she couldn't get the 2nd, 3rd, 4th shots.

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DeadOverRed 0 points ago +1 / -1

You mean COVID!

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RoccoNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I'm good

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AIDS1255 4 points ago +4 / -0

So I'm someone who actually does pass out when I get injections (nothing pain related, I have no idea why it happens). You pass out immediately after, like within 30 seconds. You're not able to stand up and start rambling off a speech. This is certainly something medically related

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Anon1970 4 points ago +4 / -0

How soon after the injection did this happen?

edit: Someone on twatter said it was 17 minutes after. This is very suspect for the blame being on the vasovagal syncope reaction. .

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SmartGuy 4 points ago +5 / -1

the body might be in shock from foreign animal tissue in the blood stream thats crazy

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MAGA_Flocka_Flame 4 points ago +4 / -0

foreign animal tissue in the blood stream

That’s how they used to do rabies shots, that was also part of the reason people would get Guillaine-Barre syndrome as an occasional side effect

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CommanderJehu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, she has obviously never seen a needle before.

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Sheprecon31 3 points ago +4 / -1

Brilliant il have 3 vaccines please hold the A, nal I,njected D, eath S, entence cheers

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Bonami 3 points ago +3 / -0

40 percent of the workers at a major Chicago hospital refused the shot, maybe she should have had a chat with them before "volunteering"

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Lioncat331 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤔

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ChubbyDubzworth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Infected with the vaccine

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AmericanGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I swear if the next thing I hear is she dies, then I'm going ape shit on this vaccine and all the healthcare workers who claim it is "safe" while knowing the truth.

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ThankYouJesusAmen 2 points ago +2 / -0

clown world

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doctors be like, fuck this shit.

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The_Emperor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woman speaking in public for the cameras trying to get O2 through a face mask. Ban masks!

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maga_gal 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only time I've ever had a shot that hurt really bad was when I got a shot of tordol in my hip-ass. The shot normally is painless, except this time they hit a nerve. YALL. Never in my life... the pressure of the pain was debilitating. I bawled as the pain intensified over a 5 minute period, then the peak of the pain lasted 15 minutes. I still didn't pass out. Just cried like a 6 year old 😬

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apparently this is so normal guys, so everyday normal, just forget that most people before now have never heard of it! Like might as well put fainting after a vaccine shot right up there with with where the sun rises and sets, that’s how normal it is, people have just never heard of it! Get over it you bigots!

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

I joke, but the point is how “normal” is it really if it isn’t common knowledge among a society where almost everyone gets vaccinated with something?

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man deserves a Medal of Freedom.

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giggitybooped 0 points ago +5 / -5

"You fainted, you want to keep your job, don't you?"

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