So my wife just sent me a text telling me what she wants for Christmas. If I don't look at the message and just delete it, can I use that as justification proof doesn't exist?
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So my wife just sent me a text telling me what she wants for Christmas. If I don't look at the message and just delete it, can I use that as justification proof doesn't exist?
38 years of training and I still get caught every fucking time. Some bullshit about women’s intuition. I actually think it’s the stupid fucking grin on my face when I try to bullshit my way out. Good luck my friend.
I completely suck at gift giving. I refuse to buy anything until she tells me what she would like, or at the very least in the ballpark of what she's looking to see on Christmas Day.
Luckily for me she wants an AR-15 and a gold cross necklace.
lol...you’re killing me