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SpaceForceMilitia 214 points ago +219 / -5

Raw is an extra 20. Eye hole is 50.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 73 points ago +76 / -3

This guy is such a fucking clown. Probably McCain's son. He's a globalist cocksucker pretending to be a patriot

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Spaceforcejuan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Its so obvious it hurts lmfao

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's got his eye on your guns! 😉

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sirtra -28 points ago +14 / -42

Dude lost an eye while serving his country - but because you have a differing stance on some political policies you call him a clown, cocksucker (despite it being a female escort) and he's not a patriot?

How many years of service and tours have you done? (serious question)

It's okay to not like the guy but seriously this kind of pile on is getting out of hand, you're all acting like virtue signalling lefties.

Longer rant from me about this whole Crenshaw thing here: https://thedonald.win/p/11R4pwwEfQ/x/c/4DruJdHWyot

Yeah yeah, i know ill get downvoted but i got balls and dont mind speaking up for civility... unlike a lot of ppl here these days it seems.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 39 points ago +39 / -0

The guy is a globalist. He's part of the World Economic Forum. There's nothing "patriotic" about that. I have the upmost respect for military and law enforcement, but that doesn't mean that ALL military and LEO's are the "good guys".

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sirtra -24 points ago +2 / -26

Have you actually listened or read the things he said in relation to WEC, or more specifically as being part of the young global leaders? There is a wide spectrum of people and views in the list and i think its shortsighted to view them all as "globalists".

Do you have something specific that he said which you feel proves that he is a globalist and not patriotic? I've seen a lot of claims but nothing of substance to support these claims.

Right now i view your response like those who oppose Trump - its just name calling and generic talking points because you don't like the guy. I said it in my rant but i'll say it here to.. in the words of crowder CHANGE MY MIND

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Edit/addition:

I think i might be coming across wrong, im by no means attempting to go out of my way defending him - if anything it's sort of the opposite.

If there are legitimate and compelling reasons behind a lot of the claims i'd like to know them, it's just that i haven't seen any and when i've tried to look into any of them the results seem to fall short of the claims.

I don't want to cause friction or an argument, so ill sit back for now and see if anyone presents something which changes my mind. I'd be more than happy if that happens and will admit it should it happen, but if you want to make a compelling case that will persuade my thinking (and likely others) a reference or direct quote etc would go a long way - hence the crowder reference.

In closing everyones entitled to their opinion and i have no desire to change others peoples, i just feel like some people arent being genuine and ppl shouldnt pile on because its convenient.

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Homopratensis2 28 points ago +28 / -0

Red flag laws.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 25 points ago +26 / -1

I used to like him till he took off his mask. Later I found out about his connections to the World Economic Forum, his dismissal of the fraud that's going on now. He said if Trump lost, then he lost, and dismissed the obvious fraud. He's also for more 2A restrictions. Trust me, this guy is McCaine 2.0. They pretend to be patriotic or MAGA to get votes, then they stab you in the back like the rest.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 18 points ago +18 / -0

He's anti 2A, a veteran against 2A.

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Comntrinchief 11 points ago +11 / -0

His comments at the WEF had nothing to do with the forum’s Marxist reset message but any patriot with half a brain would know not to associate themselves with such a blatantly Marxist anti American organization. It looks extremely bad for obvious reasons don’t you think?

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asparaghosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one gives a fuck about changing your mind, you absolute walnut.

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QSWO1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dan Crenshaw is a against everything we hold dear. Polish that turd as long as you can. Its still a turd.

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Being a member of this site, I hope you realize just how much crack Hunter had to smoke to be kicked out of the Navy.

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Junionthepipeline 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fuck civility with that gun grabbing loosers shriveled china loving mini dick

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CovefefeREEEE 39 points ago +40 / -1

You sound like you have insight. Are you his pupil?

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Hangemh1gh 28 points ago +29 / -1

Socket to him!

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SupremeDearLeader2 24 points ago +25 / -1

Eye eye captain !!

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kek ....fixed !!

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BenPoolDiceTuckStyx 14 points ago +16 / -2

One time Pete Davidson shouldn't have apologized for a joke

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trex554 8 points ago +9 / -1

He had too because he's connected to the Globalist cabal.

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Elvathelion 11 points ago +11 / -0

But the whole incident improved Crenshaw's street cred at the time in the GOP...mission accomplished. Funny how shit like that happens.

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BenPoolDiceTuckStyx 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who isn't these days?

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DanIsSwell 1 point ago +2 / -1

Bingo. That’s the only reason.

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Haun_Solo0211 22 points ago +22 / -0

Illuminateye

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Faggot is ahead of schedule, and under budget.

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Indianapede 8 points ago +10 / -2

He married too? Tf? Does he not have an alt or private account for that crap?

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Tejas_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would you say you were blindsided?

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Junionthepipeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eye cant belive it

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For_All_Mankind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dan never saw it coming

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Updoot 34 points ago +35 / -1

This statement made me harder than Chinese Algebra.

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Rageofpepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Call fang fang

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HawaiianPrintKimono 3 points ago +3 / -0

That reply makes me hotter'n Georgia asphalt

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shitty Titty Fang Bang

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doug2 12 points ago +14 / -2

Ewwww

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socal_maga 8 points ago +8 / -0

This half chub tho

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I_LUV_WINNING 124 points ago +127 / -3

Typical Politician, Crenshaw aint nothing special! Such a Loser.

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Fenianlad 28 points ago +28 / -0

So is foresight

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GodKingHarambe 22 points ago +22 / -0

$1500 per hour. We’re talking too-shelf trim, now lads

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HungNavySeal300Kills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Makes you totally forget she sells it for $10 in drugs

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Knollsit 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a typical gutless politcian, he should have responded with a "so what, pussy?" instead of "OMG, UR RIGHT. I'M SRRY. I GOT HAKT."

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Olds77 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe that's why he keeps blowing up my phone for donations. At $1500 an hour I guess he needs us to really dig deep to fund his sex life... woops I mean the GA runoff.

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Olds77 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think NY governor Elliott Spitzer was paying more money for his when he got busted. I hear the extra price is for their discretion in theory, but these folks are blowing threw so much money, trying to live like rock stars, they'll whore themselves out to anyone to keep the ho's, booze and drugs flowing.

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GoldwaterVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

$1500 is for a full hour. What's this talk about only one shot???

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TarHeelMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

What did that one eyed fag do now?

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commies0ride0free 24 points ago +24 / -0

Followed high end escort on twitter and then say he was hacked

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Bia2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

😆

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TarHeelMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well that’s rather one dimensional. Eye see what you did there.

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commies0ride0free 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha nice

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1776ThereIsaidIt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he wanted to LARP as a hitman in a porno movie?

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was himself.

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Servine 14 points ago +14 / -0

Tack on a "Sad!" and this has the energy of a Trump tweet.

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DignityDude 82 points ago +84 / -2

Oh what did I miss?

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OfficerNasty 75 points ago +75 / -0

LMAO when are they going to learn that stupid "I was hacked" excuse has never worked for anyone? It's like a parent walking in on a teen jacking it to porn, and the kid saying "it was a popup".

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Ched 31 points ago +31 / -0

Do zoomers even know what popups are? lol

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PeaceThroughStrength 15 points ago +17 / -2

Not everyone runs their web browser witth three adblockers and two VPNs.

There's more pop-ups now compared to when we were growing up.

Remember when 4chan was mostly just for anime and porn?

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iDinduNuffin 11 points ago +11 / -0

I swear half the popups now are from the sites themselves begging you to make an account or donate or shoving one of their shitty videos in your face you never asked for

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Thrasymachus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ain't that the truth. Even mobile pop-ups are receding into the technological dustbin (my guess is they absolutely murdered engagement KPIs). On PC it's primarily just WHITELIST PLZ and the Euro-mandated COOKIES OK PLZ messages now.

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Ched 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad to know I'm not the only one. And yes, i sure do

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theDialecticalPlaya 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is off topic, but what exactly is 4Chan? I've been there on a few occasions as I thought it was a No Holds Barred political sight (ba da bing! #cringeshaw) but I could never get any traction as I had no idea where to go.

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Thrasymachus 4 points ago +4 / -0

A generation of smart, increasingly cynical kids grew up on /b/, the "random" forum, where they organized raids on online games and tried to out-edge each other. Everyone desensitized themselves to shock and gore, but still maintained a sort of idealistic hopefulness that would bring the wrath of God onto anyone hurting kittens or puppies (via the same sort of autistic Doxx magic that found Shia's flag over and over). Eventually they all grew up and slowly realized that the cultural chaos of /b/ was actually more real than the façade of modern media, so they migrated to /pol/ to engage in more salient geopolitics and eventually, from learning too much, as the saying there goes, became trapped there forever. You can't unlearn it all, anymore than you could leave T_D and go post on Tumblr or /r/politics.

Since it was (and remains) such a powerful cultural force, it attracted many eyes, which is why these days /b/ is just pornography and /pol/ suffers constant, unceasing slide threads from automated sources, paid shills, and volunteer tranny shitbags.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense.

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PeaceThroughStrength 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's uncensored OG Reddit with a shit UI.

Here's the place you want: https://boards.4chan.org/pol/catalog

But branch out. /tg/ is fun for that inner nerd you used to be. /k/ is more entertaining than weekendgunnit ever was. /v/ used to be more fun but became /pol/ but for gamergate.

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newchina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember when it was cool??

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atomicstorm 4 points ago +4 / -0

to be fair.. I wasn't lying when I made that excuse. It was just in my pants.

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InRevelation12now 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for that. Gave me the best laugh I've had in at least a month!

The kid forgot to say he was hacked, tho. Oh my gosh! Still laughing...

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my. LOL. Was that an old audio clip from Jeffrey Toobin's childhood?

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Olds77 2 points ago +2 / -0

You beat me to posting that, but I guess mine has footage of Dan Crenshaw playing soldier boy while he gets busted.

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Major_Nutt 2 points ago +2 / -0

My poor grandma got pornbombed once. Someone had hacked some sort of local business's website, been too long I don't remember the exact details.

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JackIsALarp 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sounds like a red flag to me. Time to confiscate his NERF Ultra Pharaoh Blaster!

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DerekJJ 16 points ago +17 / -1

Yeah, the blame it on a hacker thing is more proof of incompetence than the hooker follow itself.

Frankly, anyone too dumb to say "Look, my twitter feed is mostly ran by this dumb horny intern we got straight out of college. I'll have a talk with him and this embarrassing incident won't happen again." is too dumb to be in office, imho.

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Platapus112 15 points ago +15 / -0

He was never great considering he tried to red flag texas and said that citizens don't deserve firearms

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Houston we have a problem".

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sheila Jackson Lee disagrees.

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +14 / -11

The coverup often times is worse than the crime.

I mean, look how much anguish could have been saved if Trump had just come out and said, yeah, I fucked the porn star and the Playmate, and I'm really sorry. It was a mistake, and I know it hurt Melania and Baron. I'm sorry, and have apologized to both of them as well.

Look how much anguish could have been saved if Bill Clinton had just said, "Yeah, I did fuck Monica, and I'm sorry. It was a lapse in judgement, and I have apologized to Chelsea and Hillary."

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DerekJJ 14 points ago +16 / -2

No, Bill should've said, "I'm divorcing Hillary. Taking one for the team for thirty years is enough already, from now on I'm tapping Jake Tapper's chubby chick and there's nothing the cuck can do about it."

Trump played it perfectly. The pornstar paid him for the privilege, so he came out ahead twice. Melania probably doesn't care, she was a European model after all. And Barron learned a valuable lesson; don't be overly reliant on NDA's.

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bill_in_texas 1 point ago +4 / -3

Agreed on the first part. I don't think any man in the country would blame him for jettisoning Hillary. Of course, she knows all his dirty laundry, so that whole thing about a woman scorned.....Bill would probably have "committed Arkancide" had he left.

As to Trump, Yes, he might have gotten his money back, plus attorney fees, assuming Stormy actually paid up, but can we agree it would have been better if he hadn't submitted to de facto blackmail in the first place? The whole scheme is blown if he admits he fucked her, negating any future blackmail.

I would have said, "Yeah, I fucked her for free, I guess normally she gets paid to do it."

Agreed about Melania....she had to have known what she was getting into. That doesn't mean she didn't have a right to be pissed about it, but I'm sure she understood in the back of her mind that this sort of thing happens with Type A's like Trump.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 2 points ago +3 / -1

A woman would rather share an alpha than be stuck with a loyal loser.

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump didn't fuck Stormy though. Fuck outta here with that bullshit.

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Tallsie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t believe he did bang the pornstar. I believe he would have admitted it if he did.

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iDinduNuffin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zero anguish would've been saved for Trump since the whole point of the retarded story was to create a controversy with the religious right.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would just admit I was whore dogging and shrug

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SordidPontification 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or at least be creative: "I was asking what she charged so I have an idea how cheaply Swallowwell sold the country out when he fucked us."

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then he said, "grow up."

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mitch McConnell?

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trex554 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would he deny following a Twitter whore mores dude do it if they get a follow from an attractive woman then the DM's lite up for triple X websites or cam girls. It's great! LOL

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doug2 19 points ago +23 / -4

Crenshaw went sky diving after a hooker, god can't you read

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Fenianlad 4 points ago +4 / -0

His depth perception has got to be pretty bad with only one eye

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Elvathelion 5 points ago +6 / -1

Other than he is swampy?

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NadlersDiaper 41 points ago +42 / -1

Dan be like 😉

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Fenianlad 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s him sleeping. Closing the good eye, leaving the gaping hole as is

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BasedCostanza91 33 points ago +34 / -1

GOP: URGENT! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT AND HARD EARNED DOLLARS TO STOP THE LEFT FROM TURNING AMERICA SOCIALIST!

ALSO THE GOP:

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Did we fight for Trump at all? Well, no. But it's YOUR FAULT the country burns if you don't vote for two random swamp rats!

MAGA needs to leave the GOP Plantation. You will lose in Georgia. The direction of this country will be the same either way in the short term. In the longterm, taking back the GOP will give us the only fighting chance. Trump shat on their status quo. We don't want Republican senators working with Chuck Schumer and a Soros-funded group on Biden's proposed amnesty (last week). We don't trust Romney, Collins, Murkowski, Graham, or Rubio enough that a majority matters. They made their bed and they can sleep in it.

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JohnnyThomas -8 points ago +4 / -12

How is this a contradiction?

Honestly who gives a fuck if straight dudes act straight?

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AmericaFirstPepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think more people care about him undermining the first amendment for the benefit of a foreign country, undermining the second amendment because he’s a fraud, or his absolute quiet directly after the election until he realized Trump was going to win in the end.

You know, stuff that matters. But he is a money waster, fraud, coward, and everything wrong with the Republican Party at the moment.

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JohnnyThomas 0 points ago +2 / -2

I haven't heard anything about those other accusations. So maybe you have a point there, but I don't know.

But this post isn't about any of that. So I'm confused as to why people give a shit about the actual specific subject of this post.

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AmericaFirstPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Because he wasted god knows how much money shooting that cringey self-masturbatory post for Turning Cucks USA instead of using it to fight on the frontlines with Trump or mount a legal campaign of his own.

He’s a hypocrite, as for the post itself. And no one likes hypocrites frauds during times of war.

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JohnnyThomas -6 points ago +3 / -9

Okay, sure, whatever.

Calm down and stop acting like leftists: looking to cancel anyone in their ranks for not doing every tiny thing right.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's everything wrong with the GOP personified. These fake conservatives need to be called out. He doesn't give a fuck about America First.

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JohnnyThomas -3 points ago +2 / -5

So call him out on something that actually matters, not this petty bullshit.

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BasedCostanza91 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m not trying to cancel him. I want him to stop fucking around and help our President.

I donated to his 2018 and 2020 campaign so I kind of have the right to be upset. I don’t give a shit if he’s fucking prostitutes. He can screw as many streetwalkers as he wants AFTER Trump prevails. And not before.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's not America First and he never will be. Donate to his primary opponent next time. His "support" for the President is just to get the Trump base vote.

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanted the mother of my children to be their mother. She was a lying hoe. Here we are.

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AmericaFirstPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Whatever you say, concern troll.

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BasedCostanza91 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bro wtf are you on about? We're in the midst of a full-blown coup and this asshole wants to play Avengers by blowing donations on antics and sneaking into a prostitute's dms. Cringeshaw is an embarrassment.

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JohnnyThomas -6 points ago +1 / -7

Bro, wtf are YOU on about?

You seriously want to cancel someone on our side because they follow a hooker on twitter and take actions that you don't think are impactful enough?

Are you fucking SERIOUS?

Do you want to know what it looks like from the inside when the left eats itself? Because it looks like what you're doing right now.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, we want to cancel the RINO and take back our party.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crenshaw has been shit since he made it to the majors. Ketchup.

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Prussian_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You seriously want to cancel someone on our side

HE'S NOT ON OUR SIDE. He supports Red Flag laws. He said "there is no fraud" he told Trump to concede. He's part of a globalist cabal, that's why they let him on the media so much. He's a Shitstain McCain 2.0, warhog. Selling out our country, our military to line his pocketbook. Just because he lost an eye from his own stupidity, doesn't mean he didn't have his fingers crossed when he took the oath. That doesn't give him a free ride to fuck the country over. He's a fucking POS Uniparty NWO RINO. Glad you bought into his bread and circus lies to get elected and now he's fucking the country when you aren't looking.

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Spezz 10 points ago +11 / -1

there are a couple of really retarded crenshaw fan bois on . win

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trex554 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Dudes a Globalist wants all our tax dollars going to Foreign Lands to protect Socialist from the Communist. Yawn.

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QSWO1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has his eye on the prize?

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NullValue 19 points ago +20 / -1

He could only see half the screen when texting her, he had no idea! He thought she asked him to a genuine dinner date.

"I'm really looking forward to -

after dinner. You can spread -

until morning, it only costs -

pay for dinner. You'll love to -

So, see you Sunday? 😘"

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AmericaFirstPepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Popeye McCain is everything wrong with the Republican Party. Pro war, Israel First, anti-free speech, supports red flag laws, and was quiet as fuck after the election until he realized Trump was going to weather the storm.

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Foletado 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. Those are real reasons to oppose him. I don't care if he is a patron of prostitutes. I do care that he derides and tries to take down nationalists.

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AmericaFirstPepe -1 points ago +1 / -2

Exactly. This is just a reason to call him out, yet again, as a total fraud like his Daddy Charlie Kuck.

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TeutonicArchon 14 points ago +15 / -1

This dude is so fucking cringe

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AmericaFirstPepe 14 points ago +14 / -0

You don’t support red flag laws and Israel First? You’re cringe! /s

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Spezz 8 points ago +8 / -0

this retard actually sent me a fake eye patch asking for donations

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unable_afternoon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dan “The USS Liberty had it coming” Crenshaw

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zwiebelsaft 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Hey fellas it’s been a rough week at the Crenshaw household. You get that right?”

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Wholelottarosie1776 11 points ago +11 / -0

So what he follows an escort?! Most women today gladly promote their OnlyFans account. Isn't there also a push to make sex work legal? Isn't shaming women for being whores bad?

CLOWN WORLD

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 9 points ago +9 / -0

I know you're posing those questions to the leftists that will attack him for this. But the right needs to take a stand. We don't support this.

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Wholelottarosie1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Very true. Its a culture issue. We cant espouse family values while simping over women on social media and OF. If the right wants to shun escorts, degeneracy and the breakdown of family, then we need to stop gassing up women online that sell their bodies, especially if she hints at being a conservative. We need to stop watching porn and participating in hook up culture.

Its becoming painfully obvious that the cultural rot is deeP and affects both sides.

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Greydle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whores have been hit hard by the pandemic. These brave entrepreneurs need relief. We should start a GoFundMe.

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Dilaudid 9 points ago +10 / -1

did he backstab us too?

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YourOwnGreatGrandma -7 points ago +7 / -14

No he hasn’t. He criticized Trump like 1-2 times. He’s not that bad.

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 8 points ago +8 / -0

But his kewl eyepatch and his marketing strategy.

Embarrassing that people thought he could be a presidential candidate. Well, I guess he can. The Romney/McCain/Bush type.

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SpezDispenser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup he was apart of that commie summer camp with Tulsi and Soros shitfaced son.

Never trust a person who rubs elbows with commie trash.

Trump 202020, the year the light was turned on all the roaches in the pantry.

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Time for him to walk the plank matey.

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80960KA 10 points ago +11 / -1

He's basically Romney minus an eye.

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AmericaFirstPepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Popeye McCain

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Fenianlad 3 points ago +3 / -0

So not even as good as Romney

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AmericaFirstPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every chance he gets!

Popeye McCain is as bad as Paul Ryan.

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Jayl 9 points ago +10 / -1

One eyed trouser snake being released from his cargo hull.

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Veracious_deplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

TFW someone hacks your Twitter, only to follow a single hooker. Darn darn. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

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TheOne1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alright you sick bastards, stop with the eye jokes and the boner talk! I'm laughing so hard the kids think dad is losing his shit. You fucking Pedes are gonna make me piss my pants. Damn, what a rough crowd we are... ;-)

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CrankyCrab 6 points ago +6 / -0

The eye jokes are hilarious. Last night I was laughing so hard. My daughter said, "you must be on The Donald."

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QSWO1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will you sign the Red Ryder BB gun we are sending him for Christmas?

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sure will. Can I use it to shoot these two fat squirrels in my back yard first, they're making me hungry and the old folks who live behind me wouldn't appreciate the .223's jacking through their houses. lolz

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goodgoy89 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'm fuckin dead lol

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Breadstick4 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rrrrr, ye must be right, me hidsight do be 20-0 vision

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FOUR_MORE_TERMS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Groypers exposed that fraud. Fake conservatives can leave this party. It is our party now. Go be an Independent or Democrat, no one cares.

And no, we don't believe someone hacked your account just to follow a random escort on Twitter and do nothing else. Fuck off gun grabber.

Remember when Trump floated red flag laws and Crenshaw popped a boner and started trying to be the Gun Czar? That's your GOP. That's the guy telling you you have to vote in Georgia.

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Elvathelion 6 points ago +7 / -1

Is that a chopper he is falling out of?

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AnonymousFrog 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminiscent of John McCain. Hid behind his being a real Vietnam veteran while selling out the country and starting every war he could.

Crenshaw is McCain 2.0. In the land of chickenhawks, the one-eyed SEAL is king.

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d3sp3rado 5 points ago +5 / -0

How hot was she? Meth riddled yeast factory or Margot Robbie hot. One is forgivable.

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Bigfoot199 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did anyone id her? Link?

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shadypollster 5 points ago +6 / -1

At least he got blasted on his fb post for this.

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Pumpitrealgood 5 points ago +5 / -0

MARICOPA COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS

STEVE GALLARDO- DEMOCRAT -DISTRICT 5 - 602-506-7092 CLINT L. HICKMAN- REPUBLICAN -DISTRICT 4 - 602-506-7642 BILL GATES- REPUBLICAN -DISTRICT 3 - 602-506-7562 STEVE CHUCRI- REPUBLICAN -DISTRICT 2 - 602-506-7431 JACK SELLERS- REPUBLICAN -DISTRICT 1 - 602-506-1776

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ShinAkuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey give Dan some props - That Twitter escort was hot!

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pic? I want to see her with my own two eyes.

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Mavdick96 4 points ago +6 / -2

John McCain Jr?

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mre_nachocheese 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think that fag could get laid in a morgue.

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JohnnyThomas 3 points ago +5 / -2

Yeah, I'm sure an ex-Navy SEAL with battle scars has the driest dick in the world.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF -3 points ago +1 / -4

🤣🤣🤣

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

The corruption of the Uniparty Establishment is so obvious: how can he just turn a blind eye to it? Oh, wait...

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gerhard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Republic hanging in the balance, ignores massive amounts of election fraud evidence, takes glamour shots. Fck this guy.

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Smdlegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very spicy.

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Spaceforce1999 3 points ago +4 / -1

RINO screw you LONG TIME!

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quiznossucks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

he lost my vote here in Texas....fuck em......NEXT!!!

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Timeforaction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, he was huge a disappointment.

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gtwhizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't put the whores before Descartes Eye think therefore Eye am!

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good enough for my one and only upDonald.

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thoth_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

crenshaw is a neocon and supports red flag laws and gun control. fuck him

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +2 / -1

ITS DangerRat! ⚠️

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rageous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crenshaw is McCain 2.0.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 1 point ago +1 / -0

That whore was worth every penny of that $1,500. Heck, for how she looks fifteen hundred an hour looks like a bargain.

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Enihilismdotwin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like the heat coming off this one. Great work!

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Normal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now I get it. Just my wild ass theory. The CCP threated to reveal his visits with the pro's and hacked his account and posted the tweet in order to let that threat hit home. Isn't he a happily married poster child?

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Rageofpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The morale of the story is if you are going get in a Twitter war with Cassandra Fairbanks bury your hookers better

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TheGunFairy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Three letter Dan. Yeah he is a plant for sure. Which Alphabet agency did he work for before running at the behest of his masters?

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slaphappy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Red Elephants said the guy has been totally silent on the Big Steal since election day.

Confirmation ? True ?

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