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DignityDude 82 points ago +84 / -2

Oh what did I miss?

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bill_in_texas 3 points ago +14 / -11

The coverup often times is worse than the crime.

I mean, look how much anguish could have been saved if Trump had just come out and said, yeah, I fucked the porn star and the Playmate, and I'm really sorry. It was a mistake, and I know it hurt Melania and Baron. I'm sorry, and have apologized to both of them as well.

Look how much anguish could have been saved if Bill Clinton had just said, "Yeah, I did fuck Monica, and I'm sorry. It was a lapse in judgement, and I have apologized to Chelsea and Hillary."

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DerekJJ 14 points ago +16 / -2

No, Bill should've said, "I'm divorcing Hillary. Taking one for the team for thirty years is enough already, from now on I'm tapping Jake Tapper's chubby chick and there's nothing the cuck can do about it."

Trump played it perfectly. The pornstar paid him for the privilege, so he came out ahead twice. Melania probably doesn't care, she was a European model after all. And Barron learned a valuable lesson; don't be overly reliant on NDA's.